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CDfm · 21-01-2010 12:49PM

niceirishfella knows how to upset me

Sarky · 25-01-2010 07:07PM

Right, we're going to try this again. Thanks to Dr. Bollocko for leaving the thread closed when he moved it so I could clean it up before letting you back in.

Here is how it's going to go:

Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here. This forum is for creative surrealism and silliness. I've just deleted nearly 70 posts that really should have resulted in an infraction or a ban for their owners. Most of these appeared before the thread was moved to the Thunderdome. You know why I didn't ban or infract anyone for them? Because I'm not a jerk.

So, with that in mind:

From now on there will be no personal abuse. There will be no abuse of the tags. There most certainly will be no complaining about this warning, which is the last I will ever make on this thread. You had three warnings previous to this. THREE. And they were ignored. If this one is ignored by anyone, this thread gets locked and it will not be coming back.

Cicero · 25-01-2010 07:28PM

Supports Ainimal Rights- Kills Yaks.

***thanks Sarky***

CDfm · 25-01-2010 07:55PM

buys dolphin friendly tuna in the belief there is dolphin in the can

smegmar · 25-01-2010 08:38PM

CDfm tell little children there is no Santa then siphons off their tears which he keeps in jar on his shelf beside a letter denying the holocaust

CDfm · 25-01-2010 09:01PM

smegmar has a Power Ranger duvet which he claims gives him superpowers. His mother on the other hand wont touch it and insists he launders it himself.

Queen-Mise · 25-01-2010 10:28PM

CDFM likes records more than CD's.

CDfm · 26-01-2010 12:09AM

Queen-Mise is passionate about caravaning in Roscommon

Nevyn · 26-01-2010 01:42AM

Has a crush on sarky and got far to excited about pming him about the return of this thread.

Arcade Panda · 26-01-2010 02:26AM

Thaedydal bites his toenails

Deki · 26-01-2010 02:39AM

Arcade Panda bites Thaedydal's toenails too.

CDfm · 26-01-2010 09:08AM

Deki has first dibs on the toenail clippings which he plans to grind into a fine powder to unleash their special properties

Deki · 26-01-2010 09:16AM

Then I sell them to CDfm as special aphrodisiac. she mixes them in her tea and recommends them to all her friends.

shivvyban · 26-01-2010 09:22AM

Deki fantasises about elephant ears... they're just soooooo big!

staker · 26-01-2010 01:15PM

Shivster confuses Vs with Ts and forgot to put on the extra "er"

CDfm · 26-01-2010 01:34PM

Staker spent 4 hours with that reply until he finally concluded that shivster was posting about the elephants bum and not the Eurosaver Menu.

hitlersson666 · 26-01-2010 01:35PM

cdfm has the bomb that will end the world and unless they uncancel barney he will use it!!!!

joes girls · 26-01-2010 01:35PM

has a biggy slice of lemon cake and biggyer mug of tea every morning, explains the biggest bum, he's got going on!!!!

CDfm · 26-01-2010 01:37PM

joes girls wants to adopt hitlersson666 as the ultimate feminazi accessory

hitlersson666 · 26-01-2010 01:39PM

cdfm

's joes girls and wants to have baby's with her

joes girls · 26-01-2010 01:42PM

CDfm went to his plugs appointment this morning, but ended up with holes in his ears instead of a new hair do, but never mind, the ear take the attention away from the baldness!!!!

666, is banned from reproducing, cause it would be just to scary a look!!!

staker · 26-01-2010 01:43PM

hitlersson666 wrote: »

cdfm 's joes girls and wants to have baby's with her

Lies only son (tut tut)

Was up for eviction but that changed when caught frolicking with the mannequin

hitlersson666 · 26-01-2010 01:48PM

joes girls wrote: »

CDfm went to his plugs appointment this morning, but ended up with holes in his ears instead of a new hair do, but never mind, the ear take the attention away from the baldness!!!!

666, is banned from reproducing, cause it would be just to scary a look!!!

i have streched ears :P check my previous posts dumbass lol joes girls is the reason that im born

joes girls · 26-01-2010 02:01PM

will go far, callin me dumbass ............... big ears!!!:)

smegmar · 26-01-2010 02:29PM

joe's girls once bought a sea food restaurant then changed in into a topless bar but only allowed in people below 5'8 that were also Pisces. it didn't do well and joe's girl eventually burnt it down for insurance money

CDfm · 26-01-2010 02:55PM

Smegmar 2009 Diary

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight..

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels......
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

Cicero · 26-01-2010 06:52PM

Clearly Derranged from moderating

CDfm · 26-01-2010 07:03PM

Its a burden I have to bear with a sore head:p

Cicero spends his days hanging around doctors surgeries reading bad magazines

Cicero · 26-01-2010 07:16PM

CDfm wrote: »

Its a burden I have to bear with a sore head:p

Cicero spends his days hanging around doctors surgeries reading bad magazines

...eh, I actually have been of late...Homes & Gardens and Irelands Eye tend to be the most popular in my GPs waiting room...:o

Can't Drink fizzy macardles

CDfm · 26-01-2010 07:30PM

Ugh - I cant:o

Cicero has bought a ride on mower and is happily destroying crop circles at night.

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