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The After Hours Template

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭The Volt


    16 - OP returns and digs himself a bigger hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    17 - Someone points out Mary Harney eats too much


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,849 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    What the OP means to say is;

    Trent was Atari Shaguar'ing Yo're Ma while she boo-urned Yo're Grinds Teacher.







    I'm not even here a year :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Step 18: Thanks whore arrives, realises he's too late for any decent amount of thanks and leaves without posting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Is this the pointless debate thread :confused::p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,594 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    After i went to see Avatar with this girl i told her I'd like to see her in 3D. She asks why. I said it was my hotel room number....

    /marks off "somebody makes an unfunny quip, receiving no thanks".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    18: Someone says they're "in before the lock".

    IBTL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭Magenta


    Voltwad wrote: »
    One - Make a thread about something trivial or relating to current affairs

    Frequently beginning with "I'm not racist, but......"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Step 1: OP starts thread

    Step 2:

    Step 3: Profit €€€€$$$$$


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Step 258 - I attempt to make another wittyinane comment only to find the thread locked when i click reply.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Step 259

    Thread opened to facilitate witty reply.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Step 539 - Someone shouts


    FAIL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Step 259

    Thread opened to facilitate witty reply.

    Reply proves to be neither witty or relevant..hangs head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    That guy ruins all threads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Step 879 adds a +1 in agreement for something


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    880. Mod unsticks thread


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Cranky former mod points out it warn't like this back in my day, shakes head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    1. Create ingenious and fool proof thread with durrrrrrrrty pic that was robbed from the lads over at motors *yoink thank you very much I'll have some fun with this*
    2. Give the comments of *Ya would yeah* to the durrrrrty wimmin on the pic
    3. Receive couple of thanks
    4. Other boardsies agreeing with *Ya would yeah*
    5. Now quite pleased with myself
    6. Someone reveals the durrrrrrty thang in the pic was underage at the time
    7. Interrogate how underage
    8. TheZohan reveals either Greek/Swedish/Spanish underage meaning 13-15
    9 Start to think oh BÓLLOX I'm in for it now
    10. Visions TheZohan licking his lips of the sheer juicy pleasure he'll have of stickying the thread. (we all know so it was so he could find her easier later for the aul fap fap ;) )
    11. Try to regain composure but TheZohan has informed me my rep is destroyed :(
    12. Quickly tries to change subject and eventually succeed :D
    13. Distracting the fact I ( and many others) where willing to do durrrrrrrrty things to the little Spanish/Swedish/Greek young lady.
    14. Disappear 'til thread is un-stickied
    15. EPIC WIN :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Milky Moo


    Newb comes on and asks what Trent and IBTL means,
    No one answers....
    Posts again asking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Voltwad wrote: »
    One - Make a thread about something trivial or relating to current affairs
    Two - First reply mocks the OP and receives a few 'thanks'.
    Three - Second reply mocks OP further and receives dozens of 'thanks'.
    Four - OP defend his thread but further digs himself a hole
    Five - Mod Steps in and ridicules the OP again.
    Six - Onslaught of opinions with little or no relevance to the subject matter.
    Seven - OP disappears from AH for a few days, wishing he'd never started the thread


    Lets hear your version :pac:

    Death to Amerika!!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Milky Moo wrote: »
    Newb comes on and asks what Trent and IBTL means,
    No one answers....
    Posts again asking.

    Trent:

    A fictional character sent from above to smite all that is bad with poor punctuation and nonsensical, yet brilliant dialogue.

    IBTL:

    In before the lock - Used by many a non witty poster who post in a thread which is most likely to be locked by a power hungry mod. ;)


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