The After Hours Template

The Volt

One - Make a thread about something trivial or relating to current affairs
Two - First reply mocks the OP and receives a few 'thanks'.
Three - Second reply mocks OP further and receives dozens of 'thanks'.
Four - OP defend his thread but further digs himself a hole
Five - Mod Steps in and ridicules the OP again.
Six - Onslaught of opinions with little or no relevance to the subject matter.
Seven - OP disappears from AH for a few days, wishing he'd never started the thread


Lets hear your version :pac:

Voltwad

Voltwad wrote: »

One - Make a thread about something trivial or relating to current affairs
Two - First reply mocks the OP and receives a few 'thanks'

*Mocks*
Sorry volt just had too.

smart comment/

F5

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cian1500ww

User creates a stupid thread, said thread is locked shortly after.

Xluna

I want those thirty seconds of my life back.:mad:

Abi

Voltwad wrote: »

Seven - OP disappears from AH for a few days, wishing he'd never started the thread

This ones a cracker.. best leave it for a month

Korvanica

i like turtles

AlmightyCushion

Voltwad wrote: »

One - Make a thread about something trivial or relating to current affairs
Two - First reply mocks the OP and receives a few 'thanks'.
Three - Second reply mocks OP further and receives dozens of 'thanks'.
Four - OP defend his thread but further digs himself a hole
Five - Mod Steps in and ridicules the OP again.
Six - Onslaught of opinions with little or no relevance to the subject matter.
Seven - OP disappears from AH for a few days, wishing he'd never started the thread


Lets hear your version :pac:

Post 8 - Mod locks the thread mocking the op.

waltersobchak

wow unbelievably this thread has followed that pattern;)
but in all seriousness, this man speaks the truth..

Agricola

OP, if you had just stuck the word "British" in the title you'd be guaranteed a page 1 thread for the next month, 500 odd replies.

TheZohanS

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Post 8 - Mod locks the thread mocking the op.

That's 9.

8 is mod stickies thread so others can mock OP.

The Volt

Agricola wrote: »

OP, if you had just stuck the word "British" in the title you'd be guaranteed a page 1 thread for the next month, 500 odd replies.

I don't want to achieve things on the basis that I give off an impression of an Anglophile. I'd rather do it on merit

The Volt

TheZohan wrote: »

That's 9.

8 is mod stickies thread so others can mock OP.

Is that happening?

Edit -

Booya :cool:

My name is URL

The Nazis also liked lists

brummytom

Agricola wrote: »

OP, if you had just stuck the word "British" in the title you'd be guaranteed a page 1 thread for the next month, 500 odd replies.

Then I'd have to reply too

4zn76tysfajdxp

My name is URL wrote: »

The Nazis also likes lists

Godwinning must be no.10.

phasers

It's been done

biko

11. Questions threads' relevance in After Hours.
Points out that there exists a certain regional forum.

AlmightyCushion

phasers wrote: »

It's been done

Simpsons did it.

Latchy

Six - Onslaught of opinions with little or no relevance to the subject matter.

Ahhh.. AH .....feels like home

TheZohanS

phasers wrote: »

It's been done

12. Someone points out that the thread has already been done, by them.

My name is URL

If Facekicker was here he'd kick everyone in the face

brummytom

My name is URL wrote: »

If Facekicker was here he'd kick everyone in the face

Or some shit copycat would.

jd007

you forget the step where everyone starts making puns.

phasers

TheZohan wrote: »

12. Someone points out that the thread has already been done, by them.

I didn't need a thread, it only took me one post.

high heels

46. What town do you talk of?

stovelid

rarnes1 wrote: »

smart comment/

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smart comment parodying smart comments/

F5

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AnonoBoy

[Trent reference]

Yeah - f*ck you guys. I'm bang up to date.

brummytom

AnonoBoy wrote: »

[Trent reference]

Yeah - f*ck you guys. I'm bang up to date.

/Brummytom snapkicks Anonoboy

Sharpshooter

jd007 wrote: »

you forget the step where everyone starts making puns.

I'm all out.

brummytom

Sharpshooter wrote: »

I'm all out.

No puns?! :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

15 (or whatever number): Brummytom drags thread off-topic. More and more people begin to gradually lose interest

The Volt

16 - OP returns and digs himself a bigger hole.

Pompey Magnus

17 - Someone points out Mary Harney eats too much

Midnight_EG

What the OP means to say is;

Trent was Atari Shaguar'ing Yo're Ma while she boo-urned Yo're Grinds Teacher.







I'm not even here a year

Danbo!

Step 18: Thanks whore arrives, realises he's too late for any decent amount of thanks and leaves without posting

BluesBerry

Is this the pointless debate thread :p

dsmythy

After i went to see Avatar with this girl i told her I'd like to see her in 3D. She asks why. I said it was my hotel room number....

/marks off "somebody makes an unfunny quip, receiving no thanks".

Thrill

18: Someone says they're "in before the lock".

IBTL

Magenta

Voltwad wrote: »

One - Make a thread about something trivial or relating to current affairs

Frequently beginning with "I'm not racist, but......"

Professey Chin

Step 1: OP starts thread

Step 2:

Step 3: Profit €€€€$$$$$

Super-Rush

Step 258 - I attempt to make another wittyinane comment only to find the thread locked when i click reply.

Sharpshooter

Step 259

Thread opened to facilitate witty reply.

Super-Rush

Step 539 - Someone shouts


FAIL

Super-Rush

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Step 259

Thread opened to facilitate witty reply.

Reply proves to be neither witty or relevant..hangs head.

That_Guy

That guy ruins all threads.

BluesBerry

Step 879 adds a +1 in agreement for something

TheZohanS

880. Mod unsticks thread

dr.bollocko

Cranky former mod points out it warn't like this back in my day, shakes head.

Bonito

1. Create ingenious and fool proof thread with durrrrrrrrty pic that was robbed from the lads over at motors *yoink thank you very much I'll have some fun with this*
2. Give the comments of *Ya would yeah* to the durrrrrty wimmin on the pic
3. Receive couple of thanks
4. Other boardsies agreeing with *Ya would yeah*
5. Now quite pleased with myself
6. Someone reveals the durrrrrrty thang in the pic was underage at the time
7. Interrogate how underage
8. TheZohan reveals either Greek/Swedish/Spanish underage meaning 13-15
9 Start to think oh BÓLLOX I'm in for it now
10. Visions TheZohan licking his lips of the sheer juicy pleasure he'll have of stickying the thread. (we all know so it was so he could find her easier later for the aul fap fap )
11. Try to regain composure but TheZohan has informed me my rep is destroyed
12. Quickly tries to change subject and eventually succeed
13. Distracting the fact I ( and many others) where willing to do durrrrrrrrty things to the little Spanish/Swedish/Greek young lady.
14. Disappear 'til thread is un-stickied
15. EPIC WIN :D:D

Milky Moo

Newb comes on and asks what Trent and IBTL means,
No one answers....
Posts again asking.

Nodin

Voltwad wrote: »

One - Make a thread about something trivial or relating to current affairs
Two - First reply mocks the OP and receives a few 'thanks'.
Three - Second reply mocks OP further and receives dozens of 'thanks'.
Four - OP defend his thread but further digs himself a hole
Five - Mod Steps in and ridicules the OP again.
Six - Onslaught of opinions with little or no relevance to the subject matter.
Seven - OP disappears from AH for a few days, wishing he'd never started the thread


Lets hear your version :pac:

Death to Amerika!!!!!!