I need a good prank

Dardania · 24-01-2010 08:08PM

Are you going to the wedding? Is there any way you can embarass him there? Plenty of females at it for "evenness"

electrogrimey · 24-01-2010 08:36PM

irish-stew wrote: »

and maybe a copy of the koran as well

Are you trying to be smart or do you not know that its official name is the Qur'an?

Spore · 24-01-2010 09:01PM

invalidusername wrote: »

ah reminds me of the true story...

There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.

When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying
oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh.

The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.

The chief goes up to the first guy and says "You have two choice death, or Boondah".

The man thinks in his head "Well i don't want to die so i guess
Boondah". So he tells the chief he wants Boondah.

So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Boondah".

Immediately the tribe runs in and starts ****ing the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.

So the chief goes up to the second guy and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

So the guy thinks for a second and says "Well at least ill live
to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Boondah".

So the chief turns around to the tribe and says "Boondah"

The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.

Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.

So the chief comes up to him and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

The man says "There is no way in hell your there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with".

So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Death by Boondah"

That joke is older than Mr. Brennan.

24-01-2010 09:13PM

Do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFOQ8WLQmXY

Try not kill him tho, twould be bad form! :P

Dartz · 24-01-2010 10:45PM

Get 'im on a no fly list.

Not hard to do. Just post under his name on alqaeda.com/forums

Captain_Generic · 24-01-2010 11:17PM

Take a shϊt into a sandwich bag and stick it in the freezer, once its good and frozen stick it under his pillow(without the sandwich bag) just before he goes to bed

It won't smell until it melts

Toots · 24-01-2010 11:36PM

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Take a shϊt into a sandwich bag and stick it in the freezer, once its good and frozen stick it under his pillow(without the sandwich bag) just before he goes to bed

It won't smell until it melts

Aw that is rank!!!

The_B_Man · 24-01-2010 11:50PM

-alcohol
-digital camera
-teabag
-wedding
-supersizes picture, ie "Fr Ted kicking bishop brennan up the arse" size!
-hilarity

Hank_Jones · 25-01-2010 12:09AM

I had to do a double take while reading the heading for this thread.

I'll let you make your own assumptions as to what I thought it said.

I need a good prank.

Atavan-Halen · 25-01-2010 12:11AM

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I had to do a double take while reading the heading for this thread.

I'll let you make your own assumptions as to what I thought it said.

I need a good prank.

Ohh, you obviously thought it said plank, as in a wooden plank. Gotcha

theboss80 · 25-01-2010 12:40AM

You could try this at the stag nite, although he might end up back in ireland. BUZZINGA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqq5fcPYrLs&feature=related

Cheeky monkey · 25-01-2010 01:59AM

Put a whole stack of hardcore porn &/or a sex toy in his carry on bound to end well

x PyRo · 25-01-2010 02:45AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye_hlKeIzYI&feature=related

Classic.

g.whizz · 25-01-2010 03:00AM

wet-paint wrote: »

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
Fast forward to now.
He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

Just on that note my friends got a girls phone and text "Daddy fingered me." to her sister. Quality!

pfishfood · 25-01-2010 03:24AM

Hmmm maybe steal his phone on his wedding day and text spit or swallow to everyone before he makes his speech at the reception.

ironictoaster · 25-01-2010 03:32AM

z_topaz wrote: »

Ok - if you can get hold of his phone and change your name in his phonebook. So, for example, you could change your name to his girlfriend's.
So, keeping this not too offensive, you could text him and say you want something really, really, really kinky to happen in bed later.
Could be funny.

Do this except say that you're pregnant.

m@cc@ · 25-01-2010 03:42AM

wet-paint wrote: »

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
Fast forward to now.
He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

www.24x.com

This may not apply to the OP but incase any else is reading. You can send a text from any UK number to any other UK number.

I need a good prank

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