I need a good prank

wet-paint

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
Fast forward to now.
He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

MaybeLogic

Find a new friend,tbh.

Ruu_Old

Alert the TSA, that won't be hard.

cian1500ww

Sign into his twitter account and post a tweet saying he'll blow up the plane

Might be abit ott though :rolleyes:

So do they spit or swallow?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Make love to his wife.




In her bottom.

James Forde

put a gun in his carry on bag

Atavan-Halen

wet-paint wrote: »

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks.

Why wait until 3 years later

wet-paint

rarnes1 wrote: »

So do they spit or swallow?

It ranged from "**** off" to "wouldn't you like to know", to "eh?"

Brimmy

wet-paint wrote: »

It ranged from "**** off" to "wouldn't you like to know", to "eh?"

Your sister said "wouldn't you like to know"?

Mint Sauce

Laylah Stale Publisher wrote: »

Make love to his wife.




In her bottom.

on the wedding day

4zn76tysfajdxp

Brimmy wrote: »

Your sister said "wouldn't you like to know"?

Wouldn't you like to know?

brummytom

wet-paint wrote: »

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
Fast forward to now.
He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

Fuckin hell, you can hold a grudge can't you?! :eek:

mikom

wet-paint wrote: »

He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

Enlist the help of a ninja in the states.
At a prearranged time you both can visit your friend and his wife to be......... then kick them in the face.

xoxyx

Ok - if you can get hold of his phone and change your name in his phonebook. So, for example, you could change your name to his girlfriend's.
So, keeping this not too offensive, you could text him and say you want something really, really, really kinky to happen in bed later.
Could be funny.

TheInquisitor

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055566064

Here are hundreds of pranks to choose from!

namloc1980

Mikoms ghost... wrote: »

Enlist the help of a ninja in the states.
At a prearranged time you both can visit your friend and his wife to be......... then kick them in the face.

You mean he should hire Trent!!! I dunno would Trent like that! *SNAPKICK*

SoupyNorman

Plant some class A drugs in his back pack when you see him off in the Airport.

Sea Sharp

z_topaz wrote: »

Ok - if you can get hold of his phone and change your name in his phonebook. So, for example, you could change your name to his girlfriend's.
So, keeping this not too offensive, you could text him and say you want something really, really, really kinky to happen in bed later.
Could be funny.

Or text him and tell him you're pregnant and you're not sure if it's his.

electrogrimey

Buy a bag the exact same as his. Fill it with PLO scarves, knives, tampered bottles of shampoos, and a few copies of the Qur'an. Switch them just before he leaves for the airport.

Mrmoe

Laylah Stale Publisher wrote: »

Make love to his wife.




In her bottom.

And plant some plastic explosives in there while you are at it, double whammy, scanners will never pick it up, report it to the US authorities and they will have to do a cavity search on him and his fiance.

Dean820

Hide his passport just before he's about to leave for the airport.

Mint Sauce

electrogrimey wrote: »

Buy a bag the exact same as his. Fill it with PLO scarves, knives, tampered bottles of shampoos, and a few copies of the Quaran. Switch them just before he leaves for the airport.

and maybe a copy of the koran as well

CHD

He's marrying a yank and moving there, leave the lad alone.

myflipflops

Find his stapler and put it in jelly.

Hilarity will ensue.

AckwelFoley

OP

Take a brown paper bag.

Take a **** in it

Present to recipient.

Walk away.




This is not so much a prank, its more of a.. "heres a bag of poo" lol.

CreepingDeath

wet-paint wrote: »

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
Fast forward to now.
He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

Tell him you got done for drink driving and gave the guards his name cos you knew he was going away and the penalty points wouldn't affect him.

Hank_Jones

Curl one out on his doorstep.

Always does the job for me, make sure you eat lots of bran the day before.

TPD

invalidusername wrote: »

OP

Take a brown paper bag.

Take a **** in it

Present to recipient.

Walk away.




This is not so much a prank, its more of a.. "heres a bag of poo" lol.

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Curl one out on his doorstep.

Always does the job for me, make sure you eat lots of bran the day before.

Or, for a real classy touch, squeeze one into a paper bag, light it on fire, leave it on his doorstep, ring the bell and leg it. When he stamps out the fire, jump up from behind a bush and shout "Haha, you've got poo on your shoe! Poo-shoe! Shoe-poo!", then run away laughing with tears of joy for effect.

jd007

Kill him.


That'll show him.

AckwelFoley

jd007 wrote: »

Kill him.


That'll show him.

ah reminds me of the true story...

There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.

When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying
oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh.

The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.

The chief goes up to the first guy and says "You have two choice death, or Boondah".

The man thinks in his head "Well i don't want to die so i guess
Boondah". So he tells the chief he wants Boondah.

So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Boondah".

Immediately the tribe runs in and starts ****ing the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.

So the chief goes up to the second guy and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

So the guy thinks for a second and says "Well at least ill live
to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Boondah".

So the chief turns around to the tribe and says "Boondah"

The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.

Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.

So the chief comes up to him and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

The man says "There is no way in hell your there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with".

So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Death by Boondah".

Dardania

Are you going to the wedding? Is there any way you can embarass him there? Plenty of females at it for "evenness"

electrogrimey

irish-stew wrote: »

and maybe a copy of the koran as well

Are you trying to be smart or do you not know that its official name is the Qur'an?

Spore

invalidusername wrote: »

ah reminds me of the true story...

There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.

When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying
oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh.

The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.

The chief goes up to the first guy and says "You have two choice death, or Boondah".

The man thinks in his head "Well i don't want to die so i guess
Boondah". So he tells the chief he wants Boondah.

So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Boondah".

Immediately the tribe runs in and starts ****ing the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.

So the chief goes up to the second guy and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

So the guy thinks for a second and says "Well at least ill live
to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Boondah".

So the chief turns around to the tribe and says "Boondah"

The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.

Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.

So the chief comes up to him and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

The man says "There is no way in hell your there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with".

So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Death by Boondah"

That joke is older than Mr. Brennan.

Do this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFOQ8WLQmXY

Try not kill him tho, twould be bad form! :P

Dartz

Get 'im on a no fly list.

Not hard to do. Just post under his name on alqaeda.com/forums

Captain_Generic

Take a shϊt into a sandwich bag and stick it in the freezer, once its good and frozen stick it under his pillow(without the sandwich bag) just before he goes to bed

It won't smell until it melts

Toots

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Take a shϊt into a sandwich bag and stick it in the freezer, once its good and frozen stick it under his pillow(without the sandwich bag) just before he goes to bed

It won't smell until it melts

Aw that is rank!!!

The_B_Man

-alcohol
-digital camera
-teabag
-wedding
-supersizes picture, ie "Fr Ted kicking bishop brennan up the arse" size!
-hilarity

Hank_Jones

I had to do a double take while reading the heading for this thread.

I'll let you make your own assumptions as to what I thought it said.

I need a good prank.

Atavan-Halen

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I had to do a double take while reading the heading for this thread.

I'll let you make your own assumptions as to what I thought it said.

I need a good prank.

Ohh, you obviously thought it said plank, as in a wooden plank. Gotcha

theboss80

You could try this at the stag nite, although he might end up back in ireland. BUZZINGA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqq5fcPYrLs&feature=related

Cheeky monkey

Put a whole stack of hardcore porn &/or a sex toy in his carry on bound to end well

x PyRo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye_hlKeIzYI&feature=related

Classic.

g.whizz

wet-paint wrote: »

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
Fast forward to now.
He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

Just on that note my friends got a girls phone and text "Daddy fingered me." to her sister. Quality!

pfishfood

Hmmm maybe steal his phone on his wedding day and text spit or swallow to everyone before he makes his speech at the reception.

ironictoaster

z_topaz wrote: »

Ok - if you can get hold of his phone and change your name in his phonebook. So, for example, you could change your name to his girlfriend's.
So, keeping this not too offensive, you could text him and say you want something really, really, really kinky to happen in bed later.
Could be funny.

Do this except say that you're pregnant.

m@cc@

wet-paint wrote: »

So, the back story.
About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
Fast forward to now.
He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

Ideas?

www.24x.com

This may not apply to the OP but incase any else is reading. You can send a text from any UK number to any other UK number.