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I need a good prank

  • 24-01-2010 06:33PM
    #1
    wet-paint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭


    So, the back story.
    About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
    Fast forward to now.
    He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
    I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

    Ideas?


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  • #2
    MaybeLogic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭MaybeLogic


    Find a new friend,tbh.


  • #3
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Alert the TSA, that won't be hard. :)


  • #4
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    Sign into his twitter account and post a tweet saying he'll blow up the plane :D

    Might be abit ott though :rolleyes:


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So do they spit or swallow?


  • #6
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Make love to his wife.




    In her bottom.


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  • #7
    James Forde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭James Forde


    put a gun in his carry on bag


  • #8
    Atavan-Halen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    wet-paint wrote: »
    So, the back story.
    About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks.

    Why wait until 3 years later :confused:


  • #9
    wet-paint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭wet-paint


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    So do they spit or swallow?

    It ranged from "**** off" to "wouldn't you like to know", to "eh?"


  • #10
    Brimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Brimmy


    wet-paint wrote: »
    It ranged from "**** off" to "wouldn't you like to know", to "eh?"

    Your sister said "wouldn't you like to know"?


  • #11
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Laylah Stale Publisher wrote: »
    Make love to his wife.




    In her bottom.

    on the wedding day

    :D


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  • #12
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Brimmy wrote: »
    Your sister said "wouldn't you like to know"?

    Wouldn't you like to know? ;)


  • #13
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    wet-paint wrote: »
    So, the back story.
    About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
    Fast forward to now.
    He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
    I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

    Ideas?
    Fuckin hell, you can hold a grudge can't you?! :eek:


  • #14
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    wet-paint wrote: »
    He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
    I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

    Ideas?

    Enlist the help of a ninja in the states.
    At a prearranged time you both can visit your friend and his wife to be......... then kick them in the face.


  • #15
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Ok - if you can get hold of his phone and change your name in his phonebook. So, for example, you could change your name to his girlfriend's.
    So, keeping this not too offensive, you could text him and say you want something really, really, really kinky to happen in bed later.
    Could be funny.


  • #16
    TheInquisitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭TheInquisitor


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055566064

    Here are hundreds of pranks to choose from!


  • #17
    namloc1980
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,767 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    Mikoms ghost... wrote: »
    Enlist the help of a ninja in the states.
    At a prearranged time you both can visit your friend and his wife to be......... then kick them in the face.

    You mean he should hire Trent!!! I dunno would Trent like that! *SNAPKICK*


  • #18
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Plant some class A drugs in his back pack when you see him off in the Airport.


  • #19
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    z_topaz wrote: »
    Ok - if you can get hold of his phone and change your name in his phonebook. So, for example, you could change your name to his girlfriend's.
    So, keeping this not too offensive, you could text him and say you want something really, really, really kinky to happen in bed later.
    Could be funny.

    Or text him and tell him you're pregnant and you're not sure if it's his.


  • #20
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Buy a bag the exact same as his. Fill it with PLO scarves, knives, tampered bottles of shampoos, and a few copies of the Qur'an. Switch them just before he leaves for the airport.


  • #21
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Laylah Stale Publisher wrote: »
    Make love to his wife.




    In her bottom.

    And plant some plastic explosives in there while you are at it, double whammy, scanners will never pick it up, report it to the US authorities and they will have to do a cavity search on him and his fiance.


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  • #22
    Dean820
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Hide his passport just before he's about to leave for the airport.


  • #23
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Buy a bag the exact same as his. Fill it with PLO scarves, knives, tampered bottles of shampoos, and a few copies of the Quaran. Switch them just before he leaves for the airport.

    and maybe a copy of the koran as well


  • #24
    CHD
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    He's marrying a yank and moving there, leave the lad alone.


  • #25
    myflipflops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Find his stapler and put it in jelly.

    Hilarity will ensue.


  • #26
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    OP

    Take a brown paper bag.

    Take a **** in it

    Present to recipient.

    Walk away.




    This is not so much a prank, its more of a.. "heres a bag of poo" lol.


  • #27
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    wet-paint wrote: »
    So, the back story.
    About three years ago, I left my phone on the bar table whenI went to the jacks. One of the lads took it, and texted "Do you spit or swallow" to every woman in my phone. My mother, my sister, my aunts and cousins, as well as all of my female friends. Haw haw haw he said, and I was a bit pissed, and said I'd get him back some day.
    Fast forward to now.
    He's engaged to an American, and leaving for the States in a week.
    I want some way of getting him back that won't **** him over, but something still good, that when he gets pissy with me, I can hold the previous instance in front of him, and say "Sorry dude, can't get angry!"

    Ideas?

    Tell him you got done for drink driving and gave the guards his name cos you knew he was going away and the penalty points wouldn't affect him.


  • #28
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Curl one out on his doorstep.

    Always does the job for me, make sure you eat lots of bran the day before.


  • #29
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    invalidusername wrote: »
    OP

    Take a brown paper bag.

    Take a **** in it

    Present to recipient.

    Walk away.




    This is not so much a prank, its more of a.. "heres a bag of poo" lol.
    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Curl one out on his doorstep.

    Always does the job for me, make sure you eat lots of bran the day before.

    Or, for a real classy touch, squeeze one into a paper bag, light it on fire, leave it on his doorstep, ring the bell and leg it. When he stamps out the fire, jump up from behind a bush and shout "Haha, you've got poo on your shoe! Poo-shoe! Shoe-poo!", then run away laughing with tears of joy for effect.


  • #30
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Kill him.


    That'll show him.


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  • #31
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    jd007 wrote: »
    Kill him.


    That'll show him.


    ah reminds me of the true story...

    There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart.

    When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying
    oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh.

    The tribe goes silent and they all split. A chief walks between the crowd.

    The chief goes up to the first guy and says "You have two choice death, or Boondah".

    The man thinks in his head "Well i don't want to die so i guess
    Boondah". So he tells the chief he wants Boondah.

    So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Boondah".

    Immediately the tribe runs in and starts ****ing the guy in the ass, all of them. This guy is out.

    So the chief goes up to the second guy and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

    So the guy thinks for a second and says "Well at least ill live
    to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Boondah".

    So the chief turns around to the tribe and says "Boondah"

    The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the ass and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is out, his ass cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.

    Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.

    So the chief comes up to him and says "You have two choice death or Boondah".

    The man says "There is no way in hell your there pulling three tribes on me. I choose death, kill me now just get it over with".

    So the chief turns around to the crowd and says "Death by Boondah".


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