refused a pair of glasses.serioulsy i was !Check Post 48

nevaeh-2die-4 · 23-01-2010 06:00PM #1

what’s up arse bandits,

I went in to specsavers on friday as my 2 year old daughter broke me visions , any way I walked over to the cheapest section picked up the first set i seen priced at 39 euro handed them to the clerk and was told my eye test was out of date of aprox a month I would need a test .

I was cool with that, I explained I have contact lenses and want to finish them up before i start up grading my prescription (also on me desk in work I have a free eye test voucher with 65 blips off a pair of specs)

I asked can i drop after work to collect me glasses .

He said NO I can’t see sell you them cause your prescription is out of date. I have bought glasses online many times, what’s the big ****n problem,
So I leave the opticians like father jack.
I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

starbelgrade · 23-01-2010 06:02PM

Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers.

Huggles · 23-01-2010 06:02PM

What?

mikom · 23-01-2010 06:05PM

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

refused a pair of glasses... serioulsy i was !!!!!

Forget glasses..... drink straight from the bottle instead.

ejmaztec · 23-01-2010 06:05PM

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits,

I went in to specsavers on friday as my 2 year old daughter broke me visions , any way I walked over to the cheapest section picked up the first set i seen priced at 39 euro handed them to the clerk and was told my eye test was out of date of aprox a month I would need a test .

I was cool with that, I explained I have contact lenses and want to finish them up before i start up grading my prescription (also on me desk in work I have a free eye test voucher with 65 blips off a pair of specs)

I asked can drop after to work to collect me glasses .

He said NO I can’t see sell you them cause your prescription is out of date. I have bought glasses online many times, what’s the big ****n problem,
So I leave the opticians like father jack.
I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

You should go back there and make a spectacle of yourself.

brummytom · 23-01-2010 06:09PM

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits,
...

I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

I can't understand it...

I'm sure you were greatly charming and friendly to him in your attempts to make him understand your needs.

And yet he still won't come round to your way of thinking? Strange

bigdogbarking · 23-01-2010 06:09PM

i can't see what the problem was?

*clenches Puns of steel*

TheZohanS · 23-01-2010 06:10PM

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits

Banned.

bigdogbarking · 23-01-2010 06:14PM

TheZohan wrote: »

Banned.

He didn't see that coming!!!!

starbelgrade · 23-01-2010 06:21PM

bigdogbarking wrote: »

He didn't see that coming!!!!

His post was a little short sighted alright.

Vinta81 · 23-01-2010 06:26PM

"me" instead of "my" grates me

Pot Noodle = · 23-01-2010 06:29PM

It was probably an Optical Illusion

ejmaztec · 23-01-2010 06:39PM

This must be the end of the puns, although in the circumstances, it's probably a good idea, being as one or two of them (including my own offering) were a bit cornea than usual.

Atavan-Halen · 23-01-2010 06:49PM

Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers yesterday?

Everyone!

/hilarity

Stercus Accidit · 23-01-2010 07:32PM

I was quite charmed by "whats up arse bandits", made me feel like it was one of my mates addressing me, now we are back to anonymity and loneliness.

Daemos · 23-01-2010 07:38PM

Guys, these puns really are lame, it's a real eye-sore tbh

Red_Marauder · 23-01-2010 07:40PM

Yea these puns are so cornea

edit, ah damn someone get there before me, such vitrious humour.

MaybeLogic · 23-01-2010 07:41PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

This must be the end of the puns, although in the circumstances, it's probably a good idea, being as one or two of them (including my own offering) were a bit cornea than usual.

Not as cornea as these...
OP was framed (it was the hackers)
OP didn't buy fuck all (bi-focal)
Lens a fiver,ejmaztec.

MagicMarker · 23-01-2010 07:41PM

I'm blind.

phasers · 23-01-2010 07:41PM

Glasses pun

davyjose · 23-01-2010 07:46PM

Vinta81 wrote: »

"me" instead of "my" grates my

FYPed

ejmaztec · 23-01-2010 07:52PM

phasers wrote: »

Glasses pun

You should be more focussed.:(

brummytom · 23-01-2010 07:54PM

Ermm.. something about iris Robinson

phasers · 23-01-2010 07:58PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

You should be more focussed.:(

I was never focused, that's why I was such a bad pupil

Daemos · 23-01-2010 07:58PM

Poor effort there Tom, you're clearly only a pupil when it comes to puns

Edit: Curses on you phasers, you beat me by an eyelash

brummytom · 23-01-2010 08:00PM

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Poor effort there Tom, you're clearly only a pupil when it comes to puns

Edit: Curses on you phasers, you beat me by an eyelash

Eye am

I think I deserve fourty lashes

Daemos · 23-01-2010 08:04PM

brummytom wrote: »

Eye am

I think I deserve fourty lashes

Indeed, I retina (reckon a) good beating is in order

phasers · 23-01-2010 08:04PM

This has turned into quite a low brow thread

Saint_Mel · 23-01-2010 08:05PM

Did you check if there was a hidden camera??? Sounds like you were on Youve Been Framed

I'll get my coat ...

Atavan-Halen · 23-01-2010 08:12PM

This thread has become punbelieveably punbearable!

Gordon · 23-01-2010 08:20PM

OP, why didn't you complain in the shop, or do you not have vocal chords or something? Do you need buy vocals too?

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Indeed, I retina (reckon a) good beating is in order

Explaining a pun is the first thing you learn not to do in pun school, who trained you?!

refused a pair of glasses.serioulsy i was !Check Post 48

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