refused a pair of glasses.serioulsy i was !Check Post 48

nevaeh-2die-4

what’s up arse bandits,

I went in to specsavers on friday as my 2 year old daughter broke me visions , any way I walked over to the cheapest section picked up the first set i seen priced at 39 euro handed them to the clerk and was told my eye test was out of date of aprox a month I would need a test .

I was cool with that, I explained I have contact lenses and want to finish them up before i start up grading my prescription (also on me desk in work I have a free eye test voucher with 65 blips off a pair of specs)

I asked can i drop after work to collect me glasses .

He said NO I can’t see sell you them cause your prescription is out of date. I have bought glasses online many times, what’s the big ****n problem,
So I leave the opticians like father jack.
I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

starbelgrade

Shouldn't have gone to Specsavers.

Huggles

What?

mikom

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

refused a pair of glasses... serioulsy i was !!!!!

Forget glasses..... drink straight from the bottle instead.

ejmaztec

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits,

I went in to specsavers on friday as my 2 year old daughter broke me visions , any way I walked over to the cheapest section picked up the first set i seen priced at 39 euro handed them to the clerk and was told my eye test was out of date of aprox a month I would need a test .

I was cool with that, I explained I have contact lenses and want to finish them up before i start up grading my prescription (also on me desk in work I have a free eye test voucher with 65 blips off a pair of specs)

I asked can drop after to work to collect me glasses .

He said NO I can’t see sell you them cause your prescription is out of date. I have bought glasses online many times, what’s the big ****n problem,
So I leave the opticians like father jack.
I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

You should go back there and make a spectacle of yourself.

brummytom

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits,
...

I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

I can't understand it...

I'm sure you were greatly charming and friendly to him in your attempts to make him understand your needs.

And yet he still won't come round to your way of thinking? Strange

bigdogbarking

i can't see what the problem was?

*clenches Puns of steel*

TheZohanS

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits

Banned.

bigdogbarking

TheZohan wrote: »

Banned.

He didn't see that coming!!!!

starbelgrade

bigdogbarking wrote: »

He didn't see that coming!!!!

His post was a little short sighted alright.

Vinta81

"me" instead of "my" grates me

Pot Noodle =

It was probably an Optical Illusion

ejmaztec

This must be the end of the puns, although in the circumstances, it's probably a good idea, being as one or two of them (including my own offering) were a bit cornea than usual.

Atavan-Halen

Guess who I bumped into in Specsavers yesterday?

Everyone!

/hilarity

Stercus Accidit

I was quite charmed by "whats up arse bandits", made me feel like it was one of my mates addressing me, now we are back to anonymity and loneliness.

Daemos

Guys, these puns really are lame, it's a real eye-sore tbh

Red_Marauder

Yea these puns are so cornea

edit, ah damn someone get there before me, such vitrious humour.

MaybeLogic

ejmaztec wrote: »

This must be the end of the puns, although in the circumstances, it's probably a good idea, being as one or two of them (including my own offering) were a bit cornea than usual.

Not as cornea as these...
OP was framed (it was the hackers)
OP didn't buy fuck all (bi-focal)
Lens a fiver,ejmaztec.

MagicMarker

I'm blind.

phasers

Glasses pun

davyjose

Vinta81 wrote: »

"me" instead of "my" grates my

FYPed

ejmaztec

phasers wrote: »

Glasses pun

You should be more focussed.:(

brummytom

Ermm.. something about iris Robinson

phasers

ejmaztec wrote: »

You should be more focussed.:(

I was never focused, that's why I was such a bad pupil

Daemos

Poor effort there Tom, you're clearly only a pupil when it comes to puns

Edit: Curses on you phasers, you beat me by an eyelash

brummytom

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Poor effort there Tom, you're clearly only a pupil when it comes to puns

Edit: Curses on you phasers, you beat me by an eyelash

Eye am

I think I deserve fourty lashes

Daemos

brummytom wrote: »

Eye am

I think I deserve fourty lashes

Indeed, I retina (reckon a) good beating is in order

phasers

This has turned into quite a low brow thread

Saint_Mel

Did you check if there was a hidden camera??? Sounds like you were on Youve Been Framed

I'll get my coat ...

Atavan-Halen

This thread has become punbelieveably punbearable!

Gordon

OP, why didn't you complain in the shop, or do you not have vocal chords or something? Do you need buy vocals too?

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Indeed, I retina (reckon a) good beating is in order

Explaining a pun is the first thing you learn not to do in pun school, who trained you?!

Ann22

That happened my son, he couldn't order new lenses 'til he had an eye test.
They told him in Specsavers it was a new law or something ..mmmm very suspect. So he'd an eye test, was charged I forget how much, no change in prescription (there hadn't been in years) before they handed over the lenses.
Surely it's up to the individual whether they want their eyes tested or not.

moggser

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits,

I went in to specsavers on friday as my 2 year old daughter broke me visions , any way I walked over to the cheapest section picked up the first set i seen priced at 39 euro handed them to the clerk and was told my eye test was out of date of aprox a month I would need a test .

I was cool with that, I explained I have contact lenses and want to finish them up before i start up grading my prescription (also on me desk in work I have a free eye test voucher with 65 blips off a pair of specs)

I asked can i drop after work to collect me glasses .

He said NO I can’t see sell you them cause your prescription is out of date. I have bought glasses online many times, what’s the big ****n problem,
So I leave the opticians like father jack.
I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

seen you coming didnt they

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Indeed, I retina (reckon a) good beating is in order

PUN FAIL.

ejmaztec

ya-ba-da-ba-doo wrote: »

PUN FAIL.

He should have put a lid on that one.:eek:

Daemos

Okay okay, I failed, I get it, but there no need to eyelight it for everyone to see

MaybeLogic

I'm fairly impressed with the quality of punnery as I browse through this thread.

rainbowdrop

MaybeLogic wrote: »

Eye'm fairly impressed with the quality of punnery as Eye browse through this thread.

Fixed that for you......;)

MaybeLogic

rainbowdrop wrote: »

Fixed that for you......;)

Eye see.

Leftyflip

I'm sure he didn't have that in sight...

ejmaztec

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Okay okay, I failed, I get it, but there no need to eyelight it for everyone to see

It was eye time that you came back and admitted it.

Midnight_EG

My mind is melted with these eyesores ye call puns

dvpower

Exactly the same thing happened to me in Specsavers last year.

I lost my glasses and went and picked out a couple of pairs. My last eye test had been nearly three years previous and they refused to sell me glasses without a new eye test. So I asked for an eye test and they said they couldn't give me one that day and I would have to come back the following week.

I told them that I needed new glasses asap but no joy. They tried to explain that it would be unsafe to give me glasses based on an old prescription. I told them that they had records on my prescriptions going back over 10 years and it hadn't changed substantially over the years, but this fell on deaf ears. I tried to explain that if I had not lost my own glasses, I would be wearing a three year old pair without the eye cops chasing me down, but that argument didn't work. I then tried to explain that leaving me with no glasses would be more unsafe than selling me a pair on an old prescription, but they were not for turning.

So I left and went to the place across the street.











But that was a travel agency:mad:

Midnight_EG

dvpower wrote: »

Exactly the same thing happened to me in Specsavers last year.

I lost my glasses and went and picked out a couple of pairs. My last eye test had been nearly three years previous and they refused to sell me glasses without a new eye test. So I asked for an eye test and they said they couldn't give me one that day and I would have to come back the following week.

I told them that I needed new glasses asap but no joy. They tried to explain that it would be unsafe to give me glasses based on an old prescription. I told them that they had records on my prescriptions going back over 10 years and it hadn't changed substantially over the years, but this fell on deaf ears. I tried to explain that if I had not lost my own glasses, I would be wearing a three year old pair without the eye cops chasing me down, but that argument didn't work. I then tried to explain that leaving me with no glasses would be more unsafe than selling me a pair on an old prescription, but they were not for turning.

So I left and went to the place across the street.











But that was a travel agency:mad:

How long did it take you to get across the street?

bnt

So, what's the actual problem here? Prescription too old? Get an eye test. It's not expensive. Specsavers etc. put expiry dates on prescriptions for a reason.

CrazyRabbit

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits,

I went in to specsavers on friday as my 2 year old daughter broke me visions , any way I walked over to the cheapest section picked up the first set i seen priced at 39 euro handed them to the clerk and was told my eye test was out of date of aprox a month I would need a test .

I was cool with that, I explained I have contact lenses and want to finish them up before i start up grading my prescription (also on me desk in work I have a free eye test voucher with 65 blips off a pair of specs)

I asked can i drop after work to collect me glasses .

He said NO I can’t see sell you them cause your prescription is out of date. I have bought glasses online many times, what’s the big ****n problem,
So I leave the opticians like father jack.
I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

I'll give a proper response (shocking, I know).

If they sold you a product that wasn't right for you, it may result in you complaining about the product to many other people.

They were protecting their business by preserving the quality of the product they sell.

If you cared about your eyesight, then you would have taken another eye test so that you could be sure to get the right prescription.

bonerm

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

what’s up arse bandits,

I went in to specsavers on friday as my 2 year old daughter broke me visions , any way I walked over to the cheapest section picked up the first set i seen priced at 39 euro handed them to the clerk and was told my eye test was out of date of aprox a month I would need a test .

I was cool with that, I explained I have contact lenses and want to finish them up before i start up grading my prescription (also on me desk in work I have a free eye test voucher with 65 blips off a pair of specs)

I asked can i drop after work to collect me glasses .

He said NO I can’t see sell you them cause your prescription is out of date. I have bought glasses online many times, what’s the big ****n problem,
So I leave the opticians like father jack.
I’m walking around like ****n Jack Duckworth at the moment because of this butt pirate

Wow, I didn't realise Jake Stevens actually needed those glasses? I just thought they were part of the disguise?

nevaeh-2die-4

Nevaeh 2die4 would like to apologise for using the term Arse bandit and Butt Pirate.

These terms may have come have across offence to some, no offence or malice was behind these childish toilet humour quotes.

I would like to thank the person that ratted on me as u have helped me SEE the light in changing my childish immature way, from now on my posts whole Hartley will not consist of only sarcasm or crude responses they will be of be of a positive nature.

As a gesture of good will if anyone out there would like me to go over to their house and give your Mother / Sister / Bird a good seeing to im willing to do so.

Darksaga87

TheZohan wrote: »

Banned.

haha, i kinda liked that as an opening.

ejmaztec

bnt wrote: »

So, what's the actual problem here? Prescription too old? Get an eye test. It's not expensive. Specsavers etc. put expiry dates on prescriptions for a reason.

The problem is that I can't find the pun hidden in your post.

brummytom

nevaeh-2die-4 wrote: »

Nevaeh 2die4 would like to apologise for using the term Arse bandit and Butt Pirate.

These terms may have come have across offence to some, no offence or malice was behind these childish toilet humour quotes.

I would like to thank the person that ratted on me as u have helped me SEE the light in changing my childish immature way, from now on my posts whole Hartley will not consist of only sarcasm or crude responses they will be of be of a positive nature.

As a gesture of good will if anyone out there would like me to go over to their house and give your Mother / Sister / Bird a good seeing to im willing to do so.

Good man, just to let you know; I took the piss but I didn't report you :P

I don't have a sister but my mom's in a mood at the moment, so work your magic