Trapped in the ladies

Overheal · 20-01-2010 02:02AM

Happened on my 12th birthday. All they did was talk about peeing and tampons. Kinda disappointing, I was hoping they would disclose some super special Feminista Intelligence they didnt want Guys to have, but alas no.

loki87 · 20-01-2010 02:06AM

haha ah ye made my nite lads thanks

Boston · 20-01-2010 02:09AM

Dudess wrote: »

If you had fluttered your eyelashes and pouted your lips you'd have got away with it - works for me when I get trapped in the gents.

Thats because you're a man.
Thats because you've a massive cock.
No thanks to the beard then.

Seriously, did you deliberately leave yourself open like that for a reason?

Anyway.

The_Minister · 20-01-2010 02:09AM

Yes this has happened to me.
Almost identical to the OP - but worse.

Dudess · 20-01-2010 02:10AM

Boston wrote: »

Thats because you're a man.
Thats because you've a massive cock.
No thanks to the beard then.

Seriously, did you deliberately leave yourself open like that for a reason?

Anyway.

I was using what's known as irony.

AnonoBoy · 20-01-2010 02:13AM

Dudess wrote: »

Irony, dude.

No I Ronnie, You Dudess.

Did I just give away my name there? Damn it.

Boston · 20-01-2010 02:16AM

Dudess wrote: »

I was using what's known as irony.

No. Irony would have been if you actually were a man, pretending to be a woman trapped in the gents.

AnonoBoy · 20-01-2010 02:19AM

Boston wrote: »

No. Irony would have been if you actually were a man, pretending to be a woman trapped in the gents.

No, that would have been a Jeremy Kyle on-location episode.

kumate_champ07 · 20-01-2010 02:19AM

Stee wrote: »

Did you just make up an abbreviation, type it and then realised you had to EIIB (explain it in brackets)? Surely it defeats the purpose, no?

you kind of did too

BnA · 20-01-2010 02:27AM

Happened to me twice.

First time was in Limerick. Can't remember the name of the pub. T'was a bit of a student joint on Ellen Street back about 15 years ago. Not sure if its still there. The ladies was accross the corridor from the mens. I was bursting for a poo and there was no paper in the mens. I actally told yer man behind the bar and he said he'd sort it out, but after waiting an hour or so, I could wait no more. I ran into the girls only to rob some loo paper but some girl came in after me and I had to lock myself in a cubicle. After she left I legged it accross the corridor to the mens with the stolen loo paper in tow. As I was legging accross, I nearly bowled over another group of girls on the way in. They thought it was very funny of course. When I came out of the loo afterwards I saw them all laughing at their table. Backstards....

The second time, was in McGowans in Phibsboro. First time in there. On the first trip to the loo, I was very careful..."Hhhmmmm where are the loos... Oh there they are.. Is that the mens...Yes...lovely". But of course after a few pints feeling confident, I just bate open a few doors and went to the nearest loo without even looking. I was actually in the cubicle before I noticed something was wrong. i.e. The general chatter of chicks. Not that unusual for a mens loo, but this was way more than just the odd one bursting' for a pee. It was obvious I was the one in the wrong place. Busy place so I was never going to get a time when the jacks was empty to sneak out. So when I though my path to the door was clear, I just made a run for it. As far as I know, I got away with it.

AnonoBoy · 20-01-2010 02:28AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

you kind of did too

YKODT?

Overflow · 20-01-2010 02:32AM

The_Minister wrote: »

Yes this has happened to me.
Almost identical to the OP - but worse.

enlighten us

The_Minister · 20-01-2010 02:47AM

Overflow wrote: »

enlighten us

No.
If I ever meet you at a Beers, I'll be happy to relate it, but I honestly couldn't type it out.

flanum · 20-01-2010 03:15AM

jeez people are so anal and uptight about this subject... honestly who gives a (****e)? seriously.. did ye not grow up in a house with mixed sexes? one bathroom for all? its not as though you are going to be waving willies in womens faces or women waving their flaps in yours?? its only a toilet! why do people get so het up? sure isnt there a mixed jacks in a hotel in howth? i also remember one in athlone in a bar near the castle somewhere??? no big deal imho!

AnonoBoy · 20-01-2010 03:19AM

flanum wrote: »

jeez people are so anal and uptight about this subject.

Mature response 101

IvySlayer · 20-01-2010 03:21AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Mature response 101

Now I'm laughing like him so I won't wake the household.

brendansmith · 20-01-2010 03:23AM

Damn dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the_dark_side · 20-01-2010 03:25AM

Overflow wrote: »

i was bursting for a pee, i just legged it into the closest cubical

'touching cloth' as you said, refers to an urgent need to dump... pee just becomes absorbed by the cloth in the front of your lingerie...oops, sorry, I meant boxers!

yes, this has happened me before, except I was accompanied by a lady... which made it more awkward to say the least.. makes you rethink the idea of becoming a member of the mile-high club to be honest

flanum · 20-01-2010 03:26AM

well duh!! i also said who gives a s h i t e ? sarcasm post number 102!

irish_goat · 20-01-2010 03:49AM

Skip to 54.44.

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:pac:

Degag · 20-01-2010 05:48AM

Ya, happened to me once. Was playing golf and it poured rain. I didn't have the proper wetgear with me so i was soaked wet. Went into the clubhouse and into the jacks.... couldn't believe it when i saw plenty of warm towels and a hot radiator. Used about 5 towels drying myself off and lent on the rad for a good ten minutes. It was only when i came out i realised that it was the ladies. Amazingly no woman came in in the 15 minutes i was in there.

I had an excuse though. The signs on the doors were those ambigious ones where its hard to distinguish which is the man and which is the woman.... couldn't complain though, was pretty dry when i came out!

m@cc@ · 20-01-2010 05:59AM

Hasn't happened to me yet. I know what to look for, 'MALE' on the door, urinals, stench of p***, piss on toilet seats, cigarette burns and grafftti on cubicle walls.....

TouchingVirus · 20-01-2010 06:20AM

the_dark_side wrote: »

'touching cloth' as you said, refers to an urgent need to dump... pee just becomes absorbed by the cloth in the front of your lingerie...oops, sorry, I meant boxers!

This...

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

You try looking for urinals when youre touchin cloth!!!

is not the OP.

spoofilyj · 20-01-2010 06:51AM

Happened to me in the Brog in Cork a while back, the pub decided to do up both sets of Toilets and switch over the Guys to the Girls.
Every night since then I'm on autopilot when needing a pee and go to the girls toilet only to realise that its changed but have gone for a pee in the girls manny times now when its quiet with out realising until afterwards....

m@cc@ · 20-01-2010 06:56AM

spoofilyj wrote: »

gone for a pee in the girls manny times now when its quiet with out realising until afterwards....

Ha ha, cubicle w******

kowloon · 20-01-2010 07:11AM

efla wrote: »

Happens often in a pub back home, they have a rooster and a cat as signs for the bathrooms.

Could be mistaken for a chicken and a mighty man lion.

Overflow · 20-01-2010 09:35AM

flanum wrote: »

seriously.. did ye not grow up in a house with mixed sexes? one bathroom for all?

Errr i wasn't at home, this was a public toilet, slight difference there.

flanum wrote: »

sure isnt there a mixed jacks in a hotel in howth?

Sorry i wasn't in said hotel and these were not mixed sex toilets, it would be a different story if they were, but they weren't.

Sure next time you need to go to the toilet when your out, use the womens toilet, if its not such a big deal.

Blitzkrieger · 20-01-2010 09:45AM

Overflow wrote: »

Sorry i wasn't in said hotel and these were not mixed sex toilets, it would be a different story if they were, but they weren't.

There's unisex toilets in the gym in CIT but I could never bring myself to use them. Could you imagine going in for a dump and bumping into some poor girl on the way out? The old "I'd give it a few minutes, luv" wouldn't be half as funny.

In reality the only time I'd be in the gym was during exams. There'd be hundreds of students in there and the toilets would be busy. Women take so long at ordinary tasks, I couldn't be waiting to wash my hands while some young wan fixes her hair and make up (what I imagine happens in the ladies). Was easier to nip out and use the toilets in the library.

Blisterman · 20-01-2010 11:11AM

In poland, the ladies toilets have a circle on the door, and the mens have a Triangle. This confused the hell out of me. What's wrong with normal male/female symbols?

jester77 · 20-01-2010 11:13AM

They have pay toilets in the train station here where you put in money and go through a revolving gate type thing. Was waiting for herself outside when this guy came running up, started fumbling with change and went in the wrong side. Few women on the way out pointed out his error and he had to leave. Worst thing was he didn't have enough change to go back in the right side and he looked like he was bursting. Would not have wanted to be him at that moment!!

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