Trapped in the ladies

Overflow · 20-01-2010 12:37AM #1

I got stuck in a cubicle in a bathroom today for 15mins. I went in to do my business, closed the cubicle door, seconds later only to hear a cackle of female voices, i thought, what the hell are these girls doing in the mens toilets, when i spotted a sanitary towel bin beside me. My worst fears were confirmed, Yes i was trapped in the ladies bathroom.

I stood there for 15 minutes planning my escape while they stood around yapping and doing whatever it is girls do when the go to the bathroom in flocks. I thought, i would just open the door, run out and laugh it off looking very embarrased, but with all the contemplating i had waited too long, now they would know i had been in there the whole time and think i was some sort of pervert.

Then finally, the talking stopped and i heard the door close. I waited a few seconds to make sure the coast was clear and made my escape, i was free and thankfully nobody seen me.

Anyone ever had this happen to them before? Funny as hell now when i think about it, but also could have been quite embarrassing.

InkSlinger67 · 20-01-2010 12:39AM

Overflow wrote: »

....santry towel....

That's about right!

brummytom · 20-01-2010 12:40AM

Jesus man...

look for the urinals!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 20-01-2010 12:40AM

At least your username didn't become a self-fulfilling prophecy, huh?

Professey Chin · 20-01-2010 12:42AM

brummytom wrote: »

Jesus man...

look for the urinals!

You try looking for urinals when youre touchin cloth!!!

Rented Mule · 20-01-2010 12:42AM

Damn Dude ....they even put pictures on the door !! lol

starbelgrade · 20-01-2010 12:44AM

brummytom wrote: »

Jesus man...

look for the urinals!

Who the hell sh*ts in a urinal? That's gross.

OutlawPete · 20-01-2010 12:44AM

I was hoping you were posting via m.boards and were still in there listening to the ladies :pac:

Mrmoe · 20-01-2010 12:46AM

Ah come on now, 15 minutes is a bit long, is that the best excuse you can come up with for having a fap in the ladies toilet?

Don't tell me you were n't at least tempted:eek:

Overflow · 20-01-2010 12:46AM

brummytom wrote: »

Jesus man...

look for the urinals!

i was bursting for a pee, i just legged it into the closest cubical

Alanstrainor · 20-01-2010 12:46AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

I was hoping you were posting via m.boards and were still in there listening to the ladies :pac:

hahaha, that's what i was thinkin, there'd be a boards great escape.

bonerm · 20-01-2010 12:47AM

Yes.

My local pub had a refit and opening night with a full dinner and several unexcreted pints in me I ran hastily to the jacks with a bladder bursting for a piss (as well as the other). The toilet-room was empty and without surveying my surroundings I ran into the nearest cubicle and did the business. As I made my way out the toilet door swung open a woman passed me. She gave me a strange look and I similarily thought "wtf?" at seeing her, but then just wrote it off as "tnb" (typical nightclub behavior) ie a woman coming into the gents cos the ladies was full-up.

Only then as I made it out into the pub proper was I greeted with much cheering from the entire pub who saw me coming out.

Worst of all I think I left a floater in the bowl.

Danbo! · 20-01-2010 12:47AM

Rented Mule wrote: »

Damn Dude ....they even put pictures on the door !! lol

Or letters. Was in an irish bar in Germany that just had M and F on the doors. Into 'M' I stride, mickey almost in my grasp when I realise M is for Mná and F is for Fir. For god's sake, surely this happens a lot there.

Kirnsy · 20-01-2010 12:49AM

did you 'accidently' post this in the ladies lounge first?

Ostrom · 20-01-2010 12:50AM

Happens often in a pub back home, they have a rooster and a cat as signs for the bathrooms.

Danbo! · 20-01-2010 12:50AM

bonerm wrote: »

"tnb" (typical nightclub behavior)

Did you just make up an abbreviation, type it and then realised you had to EIIB (explain it in brackets)? Surely it defeats the purpose, no?

bonerm · 20-01-2010 12:52AM

Stee wrote: »

Did you just make up an abbreviation, type it and then realised you had to EIIB (explain it in brackets)? Surely it defeats the purpose, no?

yes, yes I did :rolleyes:

Do an urbandictionary on tnb and you'll see why I chose to explain it.

starbelgrade · 20-01-2010 12:52AM

efla wrote: »

Happens often in a pub back home, they have a rooster and a cat as signs for the bathrooms.

What kind of bloke walks into a toilet with a picture of a pussy on the door? I'll go over to the "still living with Mammy thread" & ask there.

Fizman · 20-01-2010 12:56AM

I once got trapped in a lady.

dylano_k · 20-01-2010 12:57AM

Happened to me once on the cinema, walked into the girls jacks whipped my dick out hoping there would be a urinal close by...then a girl walked in behind me thinking she was in the wrong place until i realized there was no urinals, so i zipped up and walked out in redfaced shame:o

starbelgrade · 20-01-2010 12:58AM

Fizman wrote: »

I once got trapped in a lady.

What did the judge give?

AnonoBoy · 20-01-2010 01:05AM

Myself and a young lady friend of mine once tried a particularly athletic manoeuvre whilst in the midst of the physical act of love. And lo and behold I almost found myself trapped in a lady that very evening!

Luckily my lady friend had the presence of mind to reach for the bottle of lubricating lotion which was sitting atop her bedside cabinet and soon we were freed from the genital bind which had almost led to our embarrassing captivity.

What fun indeed!

I bid thee good night.

Alanstrainor · 20-01-2010 01:09AM

efla wrote: »

Happens often in a pub back home, they have a rooster and a cat as signs for the bathrooms.

Makes sense...but not after a few too many pints!

OutlawPete · 20-01-2010 01:09AM

dylano_k wrote: »

Happened to me once on the cinema, walked into the girls jacks whipped my dick out hoping there would be a urinal close by...then a girl walked in behind me thinking she was in the wrong place until i realized there was no urinals, so i zipped up and walked out in redfaced shame:o

On my life it happened me in the O2 also.

I strolled in and found a cubicle and two or three minutes later I heard all these girls walking in and I thought 'these stupid drunkin bitches are coming in here cause the ladies is packed'.

Another bunch of girls walking in soon made me wise up :eek:

I just waited till it was quiet again and walked out but met a girl walking in and I just mumbled some incoherent nonsense as I walked out past her fearing to God security wouldn't just jump on me and feck me out for being a peeping tom or something.

In my defense, the O2 toilets are identical, apart from one has a picture of a woman with a triangular bottom half

markok84 · 20-01-2010 01:19AM

happened me in the Crane lane in Cork. When I made my hasty exit there was a bouncer waiting at the door, (must've seen me going in) he just said, "are you stupid or something?", I couldn't resist and retorted, "stupid is as stupid duh-is". Also the Kazbar in Waterford used to have signs up on the jaxx doors that said "Hareem" and "Sheiks". That's a bit too cryptic when you're langers. Now they've resorted to the bog standard universally accepted signs for toilets.

CrazyRabbit · 20-01-2010 01:41AM

Overflow, maybe you should just buy one of these:

http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/

(Props to the inventor for rebranding what is basically just a bottle)

Overflow · 20-01-2010 01:50AM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Overflow, maybe you should just buy one of these:

http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/

(Props to the inventor for rebranding what is basically just a bottle)

Hmm not too fond of the idea of carrying around a bottle of p*ss with me

markok84 · 20-01-2010 01:54AM

Overflow wrote: »

Hmm not too fond of the idea of carrying around a bottle of p*ss with me

how about one of these then?

http://medgadget.com/archives/2007/07/pocket_peebag.html

Overflow · 20-01-2010 01:55AM

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Overflow, maybe you should just buy one of these:

http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/

(Props to the inventor for rebranding what is basically just a bottle)

Haha a quote from that website:

At this time, My Pee Pee Bottle® stands alone! Nothing compares to
My Pee Pee Bottle®, Nothing!

emmmm are you sure about that ?

stovelid · 20-01-2010 01:55AM

Did it once in town as the door was open and I just headed to a cubicle. I got busted trying to make my escape though and had some explaining to do to the door-staff.

Dudess · 20-01-2010 01:58AM

If you had fluttered your eyelashes and pouted your lips you'd have got away with it - works for me when I get trapped in the gents.

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