Belly Button stories

Slideshowbob wrote: »

If you put your finger in your BB and do it - you will feel it.

If you put your finger in someone else's BB and do it - they will feel it.

I thought that was clear enough?

Have you tried it?

Go on you know you want to

My big brother would batter me and I'd presume someone elses's big brother might do the same

When we were kids our mother wasn't very honest about the birds and the bees. She told my sister she found her on the doorstep of our house. She refused to describe the whole process of childbearing, saying that we just popped out through her tummy. For a long time, I just presumed that children everywhere just leaped out of sort of, exploding tummys.

I'm very squeamish about belly buttons, I've never let anybody consentually touch mine. As children, writing notes to each other describing in detail the sharp things we were going to prod one anothers bellybuttons with, was a form of sibling torture. And to this day gives me the shivers.