Belly Button stories

Black Magic

Were you ever told that you were born out of your mother's belly button? When you asked how you were born you were told that you were pushed out of the belly button and then the hole healed up.

mikom

This year I'm going to stop picking my BellyButton for lint.

pablomakaveli

I remember being told that as well when i was very young. It would open up a can of worms if you told a child they came out the vagina as there would probably be some awkward follow up questions.

seanybiker

I love picking my bellybutton. Tis great when ya find something.

phasers

How in the hell would that work?

we were never told because we never cared, by the time we were old enough to know the facts we'd learned it from watching medical dramas and such

Black Magic

seanybiker wrote: »

I love picking my bellybutton. Tis great when ya find something.

Poo, fluff, hair - anything.

It's a great hiding place for anything really.

OutlawPete

I have a very sensitive belly button eversince I was a kid.

Don't know why but it's tortue to touch it. I feel like a knitting needle is slowly being pushed up my a*se.

Don't ask me how I know what that would be like

Black Magic

phasers wrote: »

How in the hell would that work?

Same as the real way really. Makes sense to a toddler though.

Daemos

Eh...




no

Black Magic

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Eh...




no

Why did you think it was there then? Were you not curious?

Jesus Wept

phasers wrote: »

How in the hell would that work?

we were never told because we never cared, by the time we were old enough to know the facts we'd learned it from watching medical dramas and such

Spot the 90's kid!

Black Magic

The-Rigger wrote: »

Spot the 90's kid!

Must be. I mean back in the old days they used to tell them it in the country to keep them away from girls underwear. The country people were very innocent altogether...probably not so much today.

Mint Sauce

what you on about, a stork left me under a cabbage leaf in tescos

Daemos

Black Magic wrote: »

Why did you think it was there then? Were you not curious?

Don't ask me why, but when I was younger I assumed babies came out of the mouth.

I don't think I was ever really curious about what my bellybutton was. Like my birthmark, I knew it was there but didn't really care why.

Black Magic

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Don't ask me why, but when I was younger I assumed babies came out of the mouth.

Feck sake.

bleg

love taking the lint out of the belly button

Black Magic

bleg wrote: »

love taking the lint out of the belly button

Why? What do you do with it?

Biggins

irish-stew wrote: »

what you on about, a stork left me under a cabbage leaf in tescos

You too. Phew... thought I was the only one.
Me ma says I was worth double the price - me dad is still trying to get a refund.

seanybiker

Black Magic wrote: »

Why? What do you do with it?

roll it and flick it across the room.

lostexpectation

my favourtie line ever, go up to a women and ask if you can try to tickle her belly button from the inside

citizen_p

never asked....i had a friend who up until he was about 15 still thought babys came out of a womans arse

Black Magic

Mousey- wrote: »

never asked....i had a friend who up until he was about 15 still thought babys came out of a womans arse

What was that like?


Smelly!

stovelid

I currently in litigation with my parents as, based on their advice, we had my wife's belly button safely covered in sticking plaster but still ended up with a child.

We just do it standing up now, to be safe.

Mint Sauce

Biggins wrote: »

You too. Phew... thought I was the only one.
Me ma says I was worth double the price - me dad is still trying to get a refund.

mine just tried to leave me back for some one else to find on one or two ocassions

Black Magic

stovelid wrote: »

I currently in litigation with my parents as, based on their advice, we had my wife's belly button safely covered in sticking plaster but still ended up with a child.

We just do it standing up now, to be safe.

Not as bad as the man who wasn't told the truth. Went to put his penis into her belly button. She dumped him.

Zwillinge

OutlawPete wrote: »

I have a very sensitive belly button eversince I was a kid.

Don't know why but it's tortue to touch it. I feel like a knitting needle is slowly being pushed up my a*se.

Don't ask me how I know what that would be like

I'm the same. Whenever mean people go near my bellybutton it feels like a hook ripping me body in half.
Damn mean people!! Mean bellybutton attacking people *shakes fist*

Also, no, I've never heard of babies coming out of them... That's a terribly new one to me.

Black Magic

We've had the mouth and arse.

Anyone hear of the baby coming out of the nostril by any chance?

BluesBerry

I was told that the doctor has a special magic key that opens up the belly button like a door and the baby crawls out:rolleyes:

The lies they told............sigh

Black Magic

Is it possible to untie the belly button. If so how?

Is it possible to push it out if its in.

I was once told that you could vomit out of your belly button.

BluesBerry

Black Magic wrote: »

Is it possible to untie the belly button. If so how?

Is it possible to push it out if its in.

I was once told that you could vomit out of your belly button.

I have heard its very very dangerous to get an infection in your belly button I have had it pierced twice and on the second piercing was hospitalized with an infection now im left with a scar where they had to cut it out

Black Magic

Can you vomit through the button? Anyone else ever hear that. I heard it when I was young and could always get a smell of vomit when I pokedmy finger into it.

juke

Babies through belly buttons :eek:

I grew up believing they were putting salt in for when you eat Chips in bed (mind you I was never let eat Chips in bed )

Slideshowbob

Put your finger in your / some one else's Belly Button

Push in towards the spine til you get a feeling

How does it feel???

MarkR

Very funny stuff, is bellbutton fluff...

Black Magic

Slideshowbob wrote: »

Put your finger in your / some one else's Belly Button

Push in towards the spine til you get a feeling

How does it feel???

Why would you feel anything? It would be the other person?

Slideshowbob

Black Magic wrote: »

Why would you feel anything? It would be the other person?

If you put your finger in your BB and do it - you will feel it.

If you put your finger in someone else's BB and do it - they will feel it.

I thought that was clear enough?

Have you tried it?

Go on you know you want to

RobbieTheRobber

The only thing I know about the belly button is that if you unscrew it your arse falls off!

Babies coming out of belly buttons :rolleyes: some people will believe anything

:D

OutlawPete

Slideshowbob wrote: »

If you put your finger in your BB and do it - you will feel it.

If you put your finger in someone else's BB and do it - they will feel it.

I thought that was clear enough?

Have you tried it?

Go on you know you want to

My big brother would batter me and I'd presume someone elses's big brother might do the same

Okie

Black Magic wrote: »

We've had the mouth and arse.

You never go ass to mouth!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoRQEQUi9NM

Black Magic

RobbieTheRobber wrote: »

The only thing I know about the belly button is that if you unscrew it your arse falls off!

Babies coming out of belly buttons :rolleyes: some people will believe anything

:D

When you are a child. Yes.

we'llallhavetea_old

BluesBerry wrote: »

I have heard its very very dangerous to get an infection in your belly button I have had it pierced twice and on the second piercing was hospitalized with an infection now im left with a scar where they had to cut it out

ew!

Black Magic

Imagine it didn't exist!

No Bellybutton

http://estrategiaempresarial.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/bellybutton1.jpg

Black Magic

Some people don't have a bellybutton. Some have a few.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7738144.stm

Valmont

OutlawPete wrote: »

I have a very sensitive belly button eversince I was a kid.

Don't know why but it's tortue to touch it. I feel like a knitting needle is slowly being pushed up my a*se.

Don't ask me how I know what that would be like

I think you're poking the wrong circular type hole there mate...

Black Magic

20% were told they were born out of their mother's belly button.

12% heard other stories.

Red_Marauder

When we were kids our mother wasn't very honest about the birds and the bees. She told my sister she found her on the doorstep of our house. She refused to describe the whole process of childbearing, saying that we just popped out through her tummy. For a long time, I just presumed that children everywhere just leaped out of sort of, exploding tummys.

I'm very squeamish about belly buttons, I've never let anybody consentually touch mine. As children, writing notes to each other describing in detail the sharp things we were going to prod one anothers bellybuttons with, was a form of sibling torture. And to this day gives me the shivers.

Rhyme

phasers wrote: »

How in the hell would that work?

They just untie the belly-button (it looks a little like the knot on a balloon) and pull the kid out.