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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 2009-06-10 15:54:06

You get the idea.......I'll start and post one on my olde mate colrow..... Colrow was recently arrested in Ann Summers shoplifting because he was too embarrased to pay for a certain item.;) Warning: Right, we're going to try this again. Here is how it's going to go: Insults and abuse belong in the Thunderdome. Not here.…

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#5552 14-01-2010 09:57PM

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has always believer non existant lies about himself, such as the time he defeated Trent in bar brawl

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#5553 14-01-2010 09:58PM

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Doctor....don't worry, you'll be OK......

Has just recieved a grant of $500,000 to conduct a two year solo research project on the effect of Lemon Juice, on the ability of car wipers, to clean their assigned windscreens.

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#5554 14-01-2010 10:06PM

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thinks i use lemon juice for cleaning

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#5555 14-01-2010 10:09PM

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doesn't use cleaning agents that get into all those difficult to reach places

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#5556 14-01-2010 10:18PM

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#5557 14-01-2010 10:34PM

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#5558 14-01-2010 10:37PM

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ja mean like a woMan?...go on ....go on....you KNOW that's what you meant to say....

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#5559 14-01-2010 10:53PM

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Cireo past times include skiing, cycling , extreme ironing , cross dressing ,
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mountain climbing, skateing, skidooing,clay pigeon shooting , naked ski adventures, bowling

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#5560 14-01-2010 11:09PM

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Walks to Belfast from Dublin every weekend.

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#5561 14-01-2010 11:17PM

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has a peachy bum!!!

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#5562 14-01-2010 11:20PM

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homah_7ft knows thisbecause he is a voyeur, has no life and follows him everywhere.

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#5563 14-01-2010 11:26PM

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likes eating fig rolls whilst listening to Cliff Richard and rocking back and forward which disrupts the fig roll eating process spreading crumbs everywhere

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Is made from sand and has the biggest water phobia!!!

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#5565 14-01-2010 11:29PM

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Thaed is a Conservative Christian who goes on foreign holidays as a nudist camp saboteur

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#5567 14-01-2010 11:51PM

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#5568 14-01-2010 11:59PM

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#5569 15-01-2010 12:06AM

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#5570 15-01-2010 12:06AM

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fozzle was born in the back of a yellow ford escort with a factory fittedb sunroof

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#5571 15-01-2010 12:08AM

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homah 7ft refused to take a lie detector test if administered by Thaed

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#5572 15-01-2010 12:09AM

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Posted way after me.

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#5573 15-01-2010 12:21AM

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homah 7ft is convinced of the environment and economic benefits of peeing in the garden

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#5574 15-01-2010 12:25AM

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Let's a very tiny amount of air out of the left front tire of any red car he passes.

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homah 7ft has a blaithnid ni coffee phobia and cant watch a tv that she has been on

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#5576 15-01-2010 12:36AM

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#5577 15-01-2010 12:47AM

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#5578 15-01-2010 12:49AM

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#5579 15-01-2010 12:55AM

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....once had a very bad day at primary school - he was given out to for feeding staples to his teacher. Later that day as he wandered home crying he met the king of the bees. The king of the bees said that if he gave him (the king) his heart, he could gain control over all the pineapples in the land. Our hero said "bugger off what's a pineapple, would you like a cheeseball" The bee-king was so enraged by this that he pulled out his light saber and cut down a tree. Then he built a wooden horse, put our hero inside and set it on fire. What he didn't expect was that our hero was made entirely of red lemonade, so he was able to quench the fire. Then his eyes glowed purple and his head fell off.

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#5580 15-01-2010 12:56AM

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#5581 15-01-2010 01:07AM

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Is a 6 year old girl

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