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CDfm · 13-01-2010 02:23AM

intends to win her back and show her what its like to sleep with a real man

fozzle · 13-01-2010 02:25AM

IS A CHEESE BALL!!!!

homah_7ft · 13-01-2010 02:26AM

Is stealing all of Ireland's water.

Iron Hide · 13-01-2010 02:26AM

homah smokes cabbage leaves rolled in newspaper

fozzle · 13-01-2010 02:31AM

wears a tutu to funerals

CDfm · 13-01-2010 02:34AM

had the worlds greatest collection of genitally shaped vegetables and then his Mom made a stew

homah_7ft · 13-01-2010 02:46AM

Can pick up a tune very quickly. Is always slow with Halls and Soothers though.

CDfm · 13-01-2010 02:55AM

homah has the kind of legs that drives dogs wild. I dont know what hormones his feet secrete but he likes it

Nevyn · 13-01-2010 03:02AM

wanted to grow up to be wayne sleep.

CDfm · 13-01-2010 03:20AM

Thaed once made a bus driver cry when he gave her her change in a ticket. She put the ticket up her nosr and then made him swallow it.

Iron Hide · 13-01-2010 03:21AM

Rode the bus driver rotten

CDfm · 13-01-2010 03:24AM

red storm had sloppy seconds

Fago! · 13-01-2010 03:53AM

CDFM went to the market

colrow · 13-01-2010 07:02AM

Fago25 thought a pig in a poke was a piglet in his pants

CDfm · 13-01-2010 05:25PM

Colrow held his breath and let out a deep sigh

Nevyn · 13-01-2010 05:42PM

Can only eat yello and white food.

colrow · 13-01-2010 05:46PM

cdfm told me confidentially of course. that he would never ever publicly admit to being the popes lovechild and that jgs was his mum, even tho his agent is negotiating a 6 figure sum with the Sun

CDfm · 13-01-2010 06:00PM

Colrow my PR agent has got me a special outfit for publicity photos 'ere col -whats with the ermine jockstrap.

pretty-in-pink · 13-01-2010 06:19PM

actually bough heis own outfit. and has since added leopard print, day-glo leg warmers

Cicero · 13-01-2010 07:28PM

was in a restaurant the other day. Waitress asked her did she want any french dressing- PIP couldn't believe her luck!!...a clothes shop in a restaurant...she asked them to bring her anything they had in pink...then proceeded to take all her clothes off..

pretty-in-pink · 13-01-2010 07:36PM

was there at the time,for a new prank style t.v show called: ha ha. he failed however,by spending the whole taping the couple at table 12 with the small child, feeding the pigeons.

Cicero · 13-01-2010 07:44PM

had pigeon for dinner that day in the restaurant...little did she know we filmed her main course from ditch to plate

pretty-in-pink · 13-01-2010 08:03PM

is actually my alter ego. surfing the nest from IE version 3!

Cicero · 13-01-2010 08:38PM

is my cousin from a previous marraige

homah_7ft · 13-01-2010 09:33PM

Ate ham from a pig that was fed on grain that grew on Mussolini's old farm.

CDfm · 13-01-2010 09:35PM

Cicero likes to go commando when going to the chipper. He says it makes him feel sexy.

Cicero · 13-01-2010 09:45PM

cdfm really knows the difference between right and wrong...asked was he a total tosser, he replied, yes, that's right....when someone mentioned that they thought he was a valuable addition to society, he replied...no...that's wrong....intellgent guy cdfm

CDfm · 13-01-2010 10:08PM

Cicero's ideal holiday is to visit public toilets.To quote him "When you consider the contributions that plumbing and sanitation makes to the quality of our lives,then much of the other things that we do just seems so much less significant." He likes to splash some dettol on as a cologne on his way out so that people know where his been.

Cicero · 13-01-2010 10:10PM

lol........nuff said............

thinks betting on a white summer will be a no brainer given the winter we just had

pretty-in-pink · 13-01-2010 10:11PM

when asked if he supported the recent baby boom,and what reasons did he think it may have occored, he answered : monkey sweets

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