DO PEOPLE REALLY URINATE ON CLAMPS?

bookerboy · 14-01-2010 10:02PM #1

I find this hard to believe but it seems to be true.A friend of mine saw this with his own eyes.This guy is clamped on Wexford street last night.
He urinates on the clamp and then gets three of his mates out of the pub to do the same.
Seemingly urine is flowing freely down Wexford street when the guy arrives to take off the clamp.He has to release the car and put the clamp in his Van.
The guy that was clamped is delighted with himself and is smiling from ear to ear.
Does this sort of thing really happen?Do people really hate the clampers that much?
Would you do a thing like that?

scudzilla · 14-01-2010 10:04PM

Dog shit is a lot better

jaffa20 · 14-01-2010 10:06PM

Scumbags probably do.

Urine is hardly gonna pay the fine so why bother?

They are just pissing on their own car too:rolleyes:

biko · 14-01-2010 10:09PM

Wow, I never realised you could do that. Thanks for the tip OP.

Eoin · 14-01-2010 10:14PM

Moved from motors

El Weirdo · 14-01-2010 10:17PM

Weirdest fetish ever.

easyeason3 · 14-01-2010 10:18PM

I'm not sure I could squat at the right angle to hit the clamp but I certainly like the idea of it being done!

I fcuking hate clampers, traffic wardens etc.
Miserable shower of bAstards.

TheZohanS · 14-01-2010 10:19PM

eoin wrote: »

Moved from motors

Thanks.

fulhamfanincork · 14-01-2010 10:20PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Weirdest fetish ever.

It's not a fetish though, is it?

Surely it's just getting one back on the prick who put a metal block on your wheel.

Buford T Justice · 14-01-2010 10:22PM

Yeah, why not? would make you feel better no?

That_Guy · 14-01-2010 10:22PM

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

It's not a fetish though, is it?

Surely it's just getting one back on the prick who put a metal block on your wheel.

Well if you don't want one on your wheel then don't park in stupid places.

mikom · 14-01-2010 10:23PM

bookerboy wrote: »

DO PEOPLE REALLY URINATE ON CLAMPS?

Clamps?.......... no.
Tramps.............yes.

One thing I could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts.

El Weirdo · 14-01-2010 10:24PM

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

It's not a fetish though, is it?

Surely it's just getting one back on the prick who put a metal block on your wheel.

Erm. I know.

Xinkai · 14-01-2010 10:24PM

Lets put it this way it's their own fault for parking illegally in the first place.
Park properly avoid the clamp end of story, all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

bookerboy · 14-01-2010 10:25PM

I believe this guy was parked in a sensible place but did not realise the clampers worked this area all night.
I guess that's why he took that action

fulhamfanincork · 14-01-2010 10:25PM

That_Guy wrote: »

Well if you don't want one on your wheel then don't park in stupid places.

Just a ticket would just be easier all round.

jif · 14-01-2010 10:25PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

I fcuking hate clampers, traffic wardens etc.
Miserable shower of bAstards.

because you parked somwhere that you would obviously get clamped [by law]

That_Guy · 14-01-2010 10:26PM

Xinkai wrote: »

Lets put it this way it's their own fault for parking illegally in the first place.
Park properly avoid the clamp end of story, all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

To clarify, I thanked you for the bits in bold. I don't condone the bit not in bold.

Run_to_da_hills · 14-01-2010 10:26PM

Best to rub dog sh*t behind the clamp out of view, when the clamper releases it he will grab it without seeing it and will then have it all over the steering wheel of the clamping vehicle before he knows it.

fulhamfanincork · 14-01-2010 10:29PM

Xinkai wrote: »

all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

So you'll commit a severe act of violence for some urinating on a clamp...I wonder what you would do if there was a serious incident... on second thoughts I'd rather not.

(Just to clarify I have never taken a piss on a clamp and nor would I)

easyeason3 · 14-01-2010 10:30PM

jif wrote: »

because you parked somwhere that you would obviously get clamped [by law]

Well obviously!
But in my defence I didn't park there with the intention of getting clamped, I thought I'd get away with it.

jif · 14-01-2010 10:40PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

I didn't park there with the intention of getting clamped, I thought I'd get away with it.

thats what they all say!

Wossack · 14-01-2010 10:46PM

only time I'd condone pissing on it, is if your stihl cut-off saw runs out of water

galwayrush · 14-01-2010 10:47PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm not sure I could squat at the right angle to hit the clamp but I certainly like the idea of it being done!

I fcuking hate clampers, traffic wardens etc.
Miserable shower of bAstards.

Why not piss on the clamper?:pac:

Coriolanus · 14-01-2010 10:54PM

Xinkai wrote: »

Lets put it this way it's their own fault for parking illegally in the first place.
Park properly avoid the clamp end of story, all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

Yeah, course you would. :pac:

Anyway, it's a good idea. I'd certainly consider it. The clampers are ****ing vultures, while some cars are clamped perfectly legitimately, sometimes it's just predatory practise.
Ie: when dub city centre had a free parking night, the clampers swooped on all the areas at 6pm on the button.

Liam Byrne · 14-01-2010 10:57PM

That_Guy wrote: »

Well if you don't want one on your wheel then don't park in stupid places.

You don't have to park in stupid places to get clamped.......there's a spot in Limerick that charges for on-the-street parking OVERNIGHT just so that they can catch the occasional person who doesn't realise that the parking tickets are required beyond the standard 6 or 7pm.

I mean, NO-ONE would expect that charge, and if you did you'd just park around the corner where there's no charge, so it's obvious that the overnight hourly charge is a complete con.

In that case, they're taking the piss, so I'd forgive anyone returning the favour.

Mind you, I've never understood the whole concept of clamping re actual stupid places : "you shouldn't have parked there and you're causing an obstruction, so we're going to ensure that you'll cause one for at least 15 minutes longer".

galwayrush · 14-01-2010 10:59PM

As said above, why clamp an obstructing car, it should be towed away to clear the obstruction asap.

easyeason3 · 14-01-2010 11:02PM

galwayrush wrote: »

Why not piss on the clamper?:pac:

I don't think he would appreciate it unless he had some kind of golden shower fetish.
And if he had he ain't getting any of my precious pee for his own gratification!

Cunny-Funt · 14-01-2010 11:20PM

bookerboy wrote: »

Do people really hate the clampers that much?

Yes

Xinkai · 14-01-2010 11:29PM

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

So you'll commit a severe act of violence for some urinating on a clamp...I wonder what you would do if there was a serious incident... on second thoughts I'd rather not.

(Just to clarify I have never taken a piss on a clamp and nor would I)

My dad just happens to be a 'VULTURE' & has to put up with retarded death threats and straight up retarded ****e from retards who CBA to obey the rules of the road in the first place. Its your fault if your getting fined 80 euro for not parking properly or obeying the rules, but thats no reason to have somebody piss on a clamp because of thier own stupidity and wrecklessness. Clampers are only there to uphold and force the rules, they shouldn't have to get another retards piss on thier hands or have thier wives/girlfriends/children threatened with rape!

You don't like clampers tough **** their gonna be on the road longer than you if drivers dont cop on!

Crann na Beatha · 14-01-2010 11:36PM

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DO PEOPLE REALLY URINATE ON CLAMPS?

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