DO PEOPLE REALLY URINATE ON CLAMPS?

bookerboy

I find this hard to believe but it seems to be true.A friend of mine saw this with his own eyes.This guy is clamped on Wexford street last night.
He urinates on the clamp and then gets three of his mates out of the pub to do the same.
Seemingly urine is flowing freely down Wexford street when the guy arrives to take off the clamp.He has to release the car and put the clamp in his Van.
The guy that was clamped is delighted with himself and is smiling from ear to ear.
Does this sort of thing really happen?Do people really hate the clampers that much?
Would you do a thing like that?

scudzilla

Dog shit is a lot better

jaffa20

Scumbags probably do.

Urine is hardly gonna pay the fine so why bother?

They are just pissing on their own car too:rolleyes:

biko

Wow, I never realised you could do that. Thanks for the tip OP.

Eoin

Moved from motors

El Weirdo

Weirdest fetish ever.

easyeason3

I'm not sure I could squat at the right angle to hit the clamp but I certainly like the idea of it being done!

I fcuking hate clampers, traffic wardens etc.
Miserable shower of bAstards.

TheZohanS

eoin wrote: »

Moved from motors

Thanks.

fulhamfanincork

El Weirdo wrote: »

Weirdest fetish ever.

It's not a fetish though, is it?

Surely it's just getting one back on the prick who put a metal block on your wheel.

Buford T Justice

Yeah, why not? would make you feel better no?

That_Guy

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

It's not a fetish though, is it?

Surely it's just getting one back on the prick who put a metal block on your wheel.

Well if you don't want one on your wheel then don't park in stupid places.

mikom

bookerboy wrote: »

DO PEOPLE REALLY URINATE ON CLAMPS?

Clamps?.......... no.
Tramps.............yes.

One thing I could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts.

El Weirdo

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

It's not a fetish though, is it?

Surely it's just getting one back on the prick who put a metal block on your wheel.

Erm. I know.

Xinkai

Lets put it this way it's their own fault for parking illegally in the first place.
Park properly avoid the clamp end of story, all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

bookerboy

I believe this guy was parked in a sensible place but did not realise the clampers worked this area all night.
I guess that's why he took that action

fulhamfanincork

That_Guy wrote: »

Well if you don't want one on your wheel then don't park in stupid places.

Just a ticket would just be easier all round.

jif

easyeason3 wrote: »

I fcuking hate clampers, traffic wardens etc.
Miserable shower of bAstards.

because you parked somwhere that you would obviously get clamped [by law]

That_Guy

Xinkai wrote: »

Lets put it this way it's their own fault for parking illegally in the first place.
Park properly avoid the clamp end of story, all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

To clarify, I thanked you for the bits in bold. I don't condone the bit not in bold.

Run_to_da_hills

Best to rub dog sh*t behind the clamp out of view, when the clamper releases it he will grab it without seeing it and will then have it all over the steering wheel of the clamping vehicle before he knows it.

fulhamfanincork

Xinkai wrote: »

all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

So you'll commit a severe act of violence for some urinating on a clamp...I wonder what you would do if there was a serious incident... on second thoughts I'd rather not.

(Just to clarify I have never taken a piss on a clamp and nor would I)

easyeason3

jif wrote: »

because you parked somwhere that you would obviously get clamped [by law]

Well obviously!
But in my defence I didn't park there with the intention of getting clamped, I thought I'd get away with it.

jif

easyeason3 wrote: »

I didn't park there with the intention of getting clamped, I thought I'd get away with it.

thats what they all say!

Wossack

only time I'd condone pissing on it, is if your stihl cut-off saw runs out of water

galwayrush

easyeason3 wrote: »

I'm not sure I could squat at the right angle to hit the clamp but I certainly like the idea of it being done!

I fcuking hate clampers, traffic wardens etc.
Miserable shower of bAstards.

Why not piss on the clamper?:pac:

Coriolanus

Xinkai wrote: »

Lets put it this way it's their own fault for parking illegally in the first place.
Park properly avoid the clamp end of story, all i know is if i seen anybody piss on a clamp i'd smash their face off it.

Yeah, course you would. :pac:

Anyway, it's a good idea. I'd certainly consider it. The clampers are ****ing vultures, while some cars are clamped perfectly legitimately, sometimes it's just predatory practise.
Ie: when dub city centre had a free parking night, the clampers swooped on all the areas at 6pm on the button.

Liam Byrne

That_Guy wrote: »

Well if you don't want one on your wheel then don't park in stupid places.

You don't have to park in stupid places to get clamped.......there's a spot in Limerick that charges for on-the-street parking OVERNIGHT just so that they can catch the occasional person who doesn't realise that the parking tickets are required beyond the standard 6 or 7pm.

I mean, NO-ONE would expect that charge, and if you did you'd just park around the corner where there's no charge, so it's obvious that the overnight hourly charge is a complete con.

In that case, they're taking the piss, so I'd forgive anyone returning the favour.

Mind you, I've never understood the whole concept of clamping re actual stupid places : "you shouldn't have parked there and you're causing an obstruction, so we're going to ensure that you'll cause one for at least 15 minutes longer".

galwayrush

As said above, why clamp an obstructing car, it should be towed away to clear the obstruction asap.

easyeason3

galwayrush wrote: »

Why not piss on the clamper?:pac:

I don't think he would appreciate it unless he had some kind of golden shower fetish.
And if he had he ain't getting any of my precious pee for his own gratification!

Cunny-Funt

bookerboy wrote: »

Do people really hate the clampers that much?

Yes

Xinkai

fulhamfanincork wrote: »

So you'll commit a severe act of violence for some urinating on a clamp...I wonder what you would do if there was a serious incident... on second thoughts I'd rather not.

(Just to clarify I have never taken a piss on a clamp and nor would I)

My dad just happens to be a 'VULTURE' & has to put up with retarded death threats and straight up retarded ****e from retards who CBA to obey the rules of the road in the first place. Its your fault if your getting fined 80 euro for not parking properly or obeying the rules, but thats no reason to have somebody piss on a clamp because of thier own stupidity and wrecklessness. Clampers are only there to uphold and force the rules, they shouldn't have to get another retards piss on thier hands or have thier wives/girlfriends/children threatened with rape!

You don't like clampers tough **** their gonna be on the road longer than you if drivers dont cop on!

Crann na Beatha

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I once peed on a clamp after it had been stung by a jellyfish.

easyeason3

Iolar wrote: »

Get a parking ticket lately?:pac:

Yes!
I hate the chocolate man. Remember when they had to wear yucky brown uniforms hence the 'chocolate man' tag?
Now they're dressed in navy & think they're part of the Guards or something.

PCPhoto

Xinkai wrote: »

My dad just happens to be a 'VULTURE' & has to put up with retarded death threats and straight up retarded ****e from retards who CBA to obey the rules of the road in the first place. Its your fault if your getting fined 80 euro for not parking properly or obeying the rules, but thats no reason to have somebody piss on a clamp because of thier own stupidity and wrecklessness. Clampers are only there to uphold and force the rules, they shouldn't have to get another retards piss on thier hands or have thier wives/girlfriends/children threatened with rape!

You don't like clampers tough **** their gonna be on the road longer than you if drivers dont cop on!

No offence to you (or your dad) ...but have you seen some of the threads about clampings by private companies.

there are threads and plenty of members of the public who get clamped by oppertunistic "clampers" ...... there are plenty of people who get clamped illegally and due to the "guilty until proven innocent" attitute of clamping firms the person must pay first before the clamp is removed.

I have absolutely NO PROBLEM WITH CLAMPERS ...if they use common sense and clamp when appropriate, there are plenty of people who try to avoid paying excessive parking charges and risk getting clamped.....or people who park illegally....and if they deserve to be clamped then its their tough sh1t.

Personally I would be more in favour of a ticket/sticker system - and for vehicles causing obstructions/double parked/parking in disabled/loading bays - these people should be towed and fined heavily for return of vehicle.

WE NEED MORE TOWING VEHICLES ON THE ROADS - NOT MORE CLAMPERS.

PCPhoto

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I once peed on a clamp after it had been stung by a jellyfish.

did it survive ....I've heard those portugese man-o-war give a nasty sting.

AckwelFoley

PCPhoto wrote: »

I have absolutely NO PROBLEM WITH CLAMPERS ...if they use common sense and clamp when appropriate.

Move to Galway for a week.

The clampers there are so bad its nearly funny

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

PCPhoto wrote: »

did it survive ....I've heard those portugese man-o-war give a nasty sting.

It's still a bit yellow, but it's hanging on in there.

Dull and Boring

Well I know I pee on them anyway...


Wait...Sorry thought you said stamps.....how else do you get them wet and ripe for the stickin?!

m@cc@

bookerboy wrote: »

I find this hard to believe

Do you really find it hard to believe? What kind of sheltered existence have you had? Given the vitriol directed towards traffic attendants, this isn't much of a step up.

Overature

Some people just urinate on anything coloured yellow, i think its some sort of illness, the name escapes me though, sorry

ejmaztec

m@cc@ wrote: »

Do you really find it hard to believe? What kind of sheltered existence have you had? Given the vitriol directed towards traffic attendant, this isn't much of a step up.

Are you taking the piss?





:P

Borneo Fnctn

When wheel-clamps were introduced into Paris, over night the residents united and put super-glue in every wheel-clamp lock that they came across regardless of whether it was on their car or not. Wheel clamps are no longer used in Paris.

grundie

Clampers who clamp for the council on public roads = OK.

Private clampers who clamped visitors to my home because their valid parking ticket was upside down on the dashboard - Evil! My friends had to use their spare wheel after I removed the wheel with the clamp on it at 2AM, they had a baby and the clmping company would not come out. The clamping company never got paid, but I did have pleasure handing the wheel and clamp to their representative the next day. He was rather pissed off as he had to explain to his boss why he didn't put the clamp on tight enough to prevent wheel removal.

star.chaser

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Best to rub dog sh*t behind the clamp out of view, when the clamper releases it he will grab it without seeing it and will then have it all over the steering wheel of the clamping vehicle before he knows it.

i got clamped a few times. the last time i was really pissd cause i had very little money but i rang them up and payed with my credit card. an hour later and stiil no one to release the clamp. they kept hanging the phone up when i called. i had to take action. had a pair of gloves in the car. decided that i'd have a look around for some dog **** to smear all over the lock. was hoping they would not notice it before putting their hands all over it. went a bit overboard. the thing was covered in schitt and you could smell it from a few meters away. plus flies all over the place. then sat back and waited for them to arrive. the guy jumps out of the van, knows straight off without even getting too close that its covered turns around and gets back into the van. i ask if hes gonna remove the clamp and he says they'll have to get a supervisor and cleaning team to come down! i wasn't too bothered about waiting a bit longer cause of the satisfaction and knowing that my fine would really be put to good use paying the cleaners. anway i called them back and surprise they answer the phone now. and their asking me if i know how the faeces got on the clamp:) so they turn up with a few black guys and got them to clean the clamp. the supervisor who i think was a pikey wasn't too happy. a bit aggressive when they turned up.

arybvtcw0eolkf

TheZohan wrote: »

Thanks.

He did mention Wexford St!!!!.

Son Of A Vidic

Never been clamped thankfully, but if I was it's not piss I'd leave on them, but rather a nice vengeful $hite - the human variety of course.

FlutterinBantam

Knew a geezer who came out of a curry house, Kites I think in Ballsbridge, and saw his jeep clamped.

Apparently he went back in got a large wine glass, unloaded a major ripe sour shíte into it and smashed the lot off the clamp.

Clamp was covered with broken glass and super runny stinky stuff.

High as a Kite ,as he said himself.


Didn't hear the outcome but he seemed satisfied with the action.

Wibbs

Borneo Fnctn wrote: »

When wheel-clamps were introduced into Paris, over night the residents united and put super-glue in every wheel-clamp lock that they came across regardless of whether it was on their car or not. Wheel clamps are no longer used in Paris.

Kinda similar people power in an area of Barcelona I was staying in. All apartments and few enough underground parking, so people parked on the street wherever they could and had done for decades. The council decided to put meters in. The people complained and then marched. The meters stayed and people got clamped. The locals then took hammers to each meter and sprayed the resultant wreckage pink. council replaced them, so they did it again. Council got the message.

Sadly never gonna happen here. Too many forelock tugging, yes sur, yer honour spineless jobsworth toady drones in this country.

Wibbs

I do recall a mate of a mate. In the building trade(or maybe not. dunno who would be reading). Got clamped leaving his aging father to a clinic. Opened his boot where he found he happened to have a petrol driven angle grinder/saw(looked something like that anyway). Cut the thing off, threw it in the boot and drove home. Guards actually showed up a day later looking for him. He just said, "I dunno, there was no clamp on it when I came out". End of issue.

I had a situation where I was ticketed by two guards for being in a freeway. Except I wasnt. I was a good 20 metres from one. Even the time was wrong. Luckily I was parked outside a jeweler who had cctv aimed at the front of the shop and there was my car. That was an embarrassed Guard on the end of the phone when I pointed that one out.

xoxyx

bookerboy wrote: »

This guy is clamped on Wexford street last night.
He urinates on the clamp and then gets three of his mates out of the pub to do the same.

Had this guy come out of the pub too? Fair enough - maybe he had been drinking lemonade all night, but, from his actions, that doesn't sound likely.
He may have been lucky if a clamp was the worst car-related incident that happened to him that night.

bookerboy

I'm in pubs a couple of nights each week.Haven't drank in over ten years.
I'd say i'm not the only one.