Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

colrow coined the term socklove and you can read all about it in his book "The Joy of Knitting"

It was a cold day in Ballinakilla - a fierce blizzard as Dr Colrow made his way through the snow down the icy roads and into a dank hovel where he came face to face with niceirishfella. " nif " he said grimly" We've known each other forty years and its bad. Call yourself a newsagent your supposed to put the porno mags inside the newspaper when you deliver them not the other way around"

Has hobbit feet.

has a pointy ear fetish

has a dirty old greyhound dog called fetish

Pilates has a fetish for flexible dogs that arch their backs

PiP and CDfm are the same person, operating different boards accounts so that they can have a great relationship with himself

finds it hard to comprehend the concept of what an Uncle is.

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

(think bout it . fathers brothers...brother)

agh right Ted.............:D

has been eagerly waiting to talk to me all day long

......never saw you before in my life:eek:

.....Is looking forward to her next reincarnation as the mother of Kalvin Klein

gets eggcited easily

is getting annoyed...

has done a PHD in window wipers and the effects of orange jucice on their cleaning abilities