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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • #5372
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    supported Kildare GAA to the tune of EUR1,000 last year---thanks PIP


  • #5373
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    is my cousin, dad


  • #5374
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    her dad is also her cousin:eek:


  • #5375
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Beats up polar bears for no reason.


  • #5376
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero kills birds and blames the neighbours cat


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  • #5377
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Lost a fortune on salt stocks.


  • #5378
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Is only 5ft in real life


  • #5379
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Thaed goes swimming off Howth and catches lobsters with her teeth


  • #5380
    del88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    CDfm thinks shes a radio station that like to play 70's country /punk


  • #5381
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    del88 is the sweet you can eat between meals and wont ruin your appetite


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  • #5382
    CUCINA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    fozzle wrote: »
    Cucina lives in an alternate timeline where his posts make sense.

    Ouch! New rule, everyone: no more posting to the Cuckoo's nest unless the post "makes sense".


  • #5383
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cucina keeps a well oiled cucember in her pants, for when she has one of those Cadburies Flakes moments


  • #5384
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Colrow missed a flight once, people looked on smugly when he tried to reschedule using his PSN membership card.


  • #5385
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker missed a flight back from Thailand once cos he couldnt decide on which of the mail order twin brides to bring back with him.


  • #5386
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .......went all the way to China for a chinesse takeaway.


  • #5387
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella went to mayo for mayonaisse and
    had a sandwhich


  • #5388
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm was so hungry he once ate a macdonalds that had been pre digested by Staker,


  • #5389
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    colrow was seen stroking a camel's back today while singing "my hump, my hump, my lovely lady hump"


  • #5390
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker has a greyhound with a hump that he bought as a dwarf camel from Sheik Colrow of Araby.


  • #5391
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    CDfm was recently found at the home of a local prominent sportsman. Dressed as a french maid and cleaning up after the personalities dogs, he claimed to be "happy as can be". However if he is waiting for the relationship to move beyond that of employee/employer, he has a battle on his hands,as there are many more people waiting in the wings to stake a claim in the well know, beloved Irish philanderer


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  • #5392
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    won the alternative miss ireland contest 3 times


  • #5393
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero loves his role in the church panto not just the signing but the cream pie in the face too.


  • #5394
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    appearing jointly with Jedward in the above panto---as the straightman to Jedward's superior wit


  • #5395
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero cant pass a mirror without checking himself


  • #5396
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    wears the trousers in his family....other family members have to make do with sack cloths, old sheets, whatever they can find at the local skip really


  • #5397
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Once got so drunk he bought a ticket to outer Mongolia, where he married a yak. He still sends her child support.


  • #5398
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    so how is little cicerfozzle Jnr then Fozzle? Did you get my cheque? I posted last week, honest.


  • #5399
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Pays child support on time and never misses a birthday. Oh no, wait, that's A BASELESS LIE!!!!!!! *runs off crying*


  • #5400
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    never got over the fact that yakety yak was not a song about her


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  • #5401
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    can't even sing that right.


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