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  • #5342
    CUCINA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    had a duplicate key hidden in the drawer underneath


  • #5343
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    works on a quay


  • #5344
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Has very poor Chi


  • #5345
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    fozzle likes to keep a large steaming pot of coddle on the stove at all times included in it is special green tripe which she forces on unsuspecting visitors. Romanian beggars are known to cross the road to avoid her house to avoid being dragged in and forcefed the vile concoction.


  • #5346
    CUCINA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    When fozzle was an 18-month old baby being minded in a creche, he used to rob all the other kid's soothers and throw them out of the window. He loved seeing the minders going beserk trying to stop everyone crying.


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  • #5347
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Cucina lives in an alternate timeline where his posts make sense.


  • #5348
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    fozzle couldnt decide between the pink micra and the yellow smart car in the garage so she signed up for the Dublin bike scheme and got knocked down by a bus,


  • #5349
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    is a big hairy man from the wilds of west meath


  • #5350
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Thinks Tipperary's a real county


  • #5351
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    thinks europe is a country


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  • #5352
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Thinks Séan Kelly is from Tipp


  • #5353
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    thinks that herbal tea has magical properties


  • #5354
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    eats brains on toast for breakfast. Unless it's a Sunday. Then she has cheese.


  • #5355
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    keeps seaweed as a pet


  • #5356
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    keeps pet as seaweed


  • #5357
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    used up only a fraction of overall creative ability in above post


  • #5358
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Puts seaweed on her head and runs through retirement villages screaming Ia Ia Fthagn!!!!


  • #5359
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    is russell brands love child and parent


  • #5360
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    practices saying "the monkey is on the branch"....in French...in case one day required.............le singe est sur la branche..........le singe est sur la branche


  • #5361
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    thinks he's as funny as Eddide Izzard


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  • #5362
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    is eddie izzards' long lost twin who is identical in all ways except .....never recieved the funny gene


  • #5363
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    has several funny genes that disallow the wearing of actual jeans


  • #5364
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    thinks what Cicero said is an insult


  • #5365
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    has the timing of a blind one legged iguanna, and is infact directly related to brian cowen.


  • #5366
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Is a big bad meanie *cries*


  • #5367
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    is cry baby...cue double sob


  • #5368
    fozzle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Puts shrimp in his ears and nostrils when he's going to the pub


  • #5369
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero claims to have invented a type of turnip called fozzle


  • #5370
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    cfdm's next business idea is to open a support cafe for fallen women....it's called "The 50 for 60 Cafe"


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  • #5371
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    cicerco already runs an well known establishment...... you get 5 go's for €5,and if you fail to knock one out, you get a free go at a later stage


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