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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Has returned from the dead and is now very much alive!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Decided that a full body wax was the way to go and no one could believe such a huge scream could come from such a small person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    collects barbies and keeps them in their original packaging


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...is causing this THAW will all their FARTING - the methane release is causing all the snow to dissapper.

    Shame on you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    goes by the weekend name of loulou long lashes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    pretty in plaster of parris is the talk of the Mater A & E after crashing toboganing down howth head on an election poster of Brian Cowan. The consultant promised not to tell anyone she was injured going down on Brian Cowan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    CDfm has spent many years wishing he could go down on brian cowan, but missed his chance as he was embroiled in an exotic snowman contest. Latest reports say that this was also a fail


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Pretty-in-Pink's favourite colour is blue.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    HRH P-I-P..has been thrown out of the VVAI- Vegitarians and Vegans Association of Ireland for having an inappropriate relationship with a fastfood outlet over the last year......is reportedto have gorged on burgers,lamb kebabs and chicken tenders on many occasions...not short on controvesy, was once quoted as saying...eating carpaccio of beef was an abomination....unconfirmed reports state that she is currently attending a Japanese Sushi course


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    Cicero always posts in the correct order, never makes any mistakes. Has been heard to say" I've never made a cock up".Sceptism mounts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    pip really appreciates the finer points of mobile connectivity :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Is slow to respond 'cos he has to sneak in and send messages on his neighbours' computers when they go to the loo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    is ciceros neighbour. also his pet cat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Meow!

    Is afraid of cats and firmly believes that they will kill us all


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Can always be found at the bar in the Blue Lagoon in Sligo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    actually lives in england


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    CDfm wrote: »
    pretty in plaster of parris is the talk of the Mater A & E after crashing toboganing down howth head on an election poster of Brian Cowan. The consultant promised not to tell anyone she was injured going down on Brian Cowan.


    lol...the above is V.funny.



    ......likes to lick random littlerbins.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Thinks postal D2 is a rock band.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    thinks zip code is the language pants speak in


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Dates a lad that thinks that 34-22-32 is a zip code.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    dates a lad who wants to live there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Thinks Twiglight is based on a true story


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    believes that the 8 out of 10 cats really did express a preference


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    pronounces Q.I as a single word.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    ...ordered a Cappucino in a cafe yesterday, was served green tea, and drank it without noticing the difference.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    thinks that edible underwear is the ideal way to start the day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 692 ✭✭✭CUCINA


    keeps her edible underwear under lock and key


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    stole the key


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    ate the key


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Lives on a Cay


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