Man ripped off boyfriends balls...

unkel · 07-01-2010 03:16PM #1

...and fecks them out the window :eek:

Article

Hans O. (45) appeared in room 117 of Dusseldorf district court with the public prosecutor accusing the 120-kg man of committing sexual abuse and grievous bodily harm.

The incomprehensible incident took place on September 2 last year. Hans and his buddy Alexander J. met in the afternoon in the centre of Neuss, a town near Dusseldorf. They drank beer deep into the night.

Hans O. got completely drunk, and then suddenly overwhelmingly horny…

He unbuttoned the trousers of his friend who was sleeping on the couch, and messed around with his genitals.

When the fondling failed to provoke any physical response from Alexander, Hans became furious…

The prosecutor said: “He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke. Then he took the testicles and hurled them from the window.”

Despite his life-threatening injuries, Alexander O. returned the two kilometres to his home where his mother called an ambulance.

Police later found the testicles on the roof where they lay in the snow guard.

The prosecutor wants Hans O. to be taken into psychiatric accommodation. The accused himself declined to comment: “I’m saying nothing else.”

The trial continues on January 13.

Beasty · 07-01-2010 03:19PM

unkel wrote: »

...and fecks them out the window :eek:

... what else would he do with them?

BraziliaNZ · 07-01-2010 03:20PM

well after this can you really say you're ok with gays?

SV · 07-01-2010 03:21PM

Why do they mention his weight?

The media are really odd..

Kiera · 07-01-2010 03:21PM

“He twisted the scrotum repeatedly until it broke”

WTF? :eek:

super_furry · 07-01-2010 03:22PM

That's just......nuts.

unkel · 07-01-2010 03:23PM

Beasty wrote: »

... what else would he do with them?

Eat them like that other German fella did?

Dancor · 07-01-2010 03:24PM

Did any other guys close their legs while reading that?

alias06 · 07-01-2010 03:24PM

super_furry wrote: »

That's just......nuts.

I agree, load of balls

davyjose · 07-01-2010 03:24PM

Hmmm.... my nutsack ... it appears to be broken!

imme · 07-01-2010 03:25PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well after this can you really say you're ok with gays?

on the other page indeed!

CreepingDeath · 07-01-2010 03:26PM

unkel wrote: »

Alexander O. returned the two kilometres to his home where his mother called an ambulance.

Luckily "Alex" can be used as a boys and girls name.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 07-01-2010 03:27PM

Crazy Germans.........they are always up to something nuts!

super_furry · 07-01-2010 03:27PM

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

Mossy Monk · 07-01-2010 03:28PM

That hurts just thinking about it.

Kiera · 07-01-2010 03:28PM

Is it really that easy to twist them off?

/looks for someone to try this out on.....

Atavan-Halen · 07-01-2010 03:28PM

This was the first thing that came to mind:

DubArk · 07-01-2010 03:29PM

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

well after this can you really say you're ok with gays?

Sheriff officials say the man accused of murdering his girlfriend, mutilating her body and possibly participating in cannibalism is telling investigators that God told me to do it.

Smith County Sheriff Lt. Larry Wiginton told the Tyler Paper this morning that Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, is now saying he was instructed by God to kill 21-year-old Jana Shearer over the weekend and then mutilate her body and cook parts of her flesh.

When he said God told him to do it, one of the investigators looked at him and just said, What did you say? he said.

Sheriff J. B. Smith told the newspaper on Sunday that investigators found Shearer s body with chunks of flesh cut out, one ear boiling in a pot of water on the stove and a plate of human flesh with a fork on the kitchen table in the brick home at 423 Princess Place in Tyler.

Officials said that McCuin killed the woman by beating her in the head with a blunt object after abducting her from her Whitehouse apartment, put her body in the back seat of his extended cab pickup, drove to his estranged wife s home where he stabbed her boyfriend multi-ple times, ran from police, broke into a Tyler business and then finally went to his mother s home where he asked her to come look what he had done.

McCuin s mother and her husband fled from the scene and contacted police about the same time McCuin himself called the Smith County Sheriff s office and told the dispatcher he had killed his girlfriend and was cooking parts of her.

He was arrested after a brief standoff at his mother s home. He remains in the Smith County Jail on a $2 million bond.

http://life.atlantafalcons.com/topic/3109673-man-cooks-and-eats-girlfriend/

pickarooney · 07-01-2010 03:29PM

What a scrotal overreaction

Ghost Train · 07-01-2010 03:31PM

I hope justice is served

http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,572547_1,00.jpg

Rowley Birkin QC · 07-01-2010 03:31PM

unkel wrote: »

overwhelmingly horny…

ROFL, that's the Pulitzer right there.

admiralofthefleet · 07-01-2010 03:32PM

hans off my bollox

mark renton · 07-01-2010 03:33PM

SV wrote: »

Why do they mention his weight?

actualy this is an important point and its good to see the Germans are again up to scratch again with the details

if you try to rip a pair from a 9 stone man what do you think would happen? he would come with them surely, the separation of skin and scrotum would not occur - now a 20 stone man, he aint gonna budge an inch