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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    *Slaughters fish.*
    Who wants sushi

    Hai Kai emperor Tito wish's to express his thanks and Loaf You as he bows.
    It is the signal to the Guards to decapitate You or Your chosen one,
    best You bring Deki as She does tend to lose the head!:pac::pac::pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Guts du*
    Maybe I'll have du tartare instead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Whacks Du with staff- "Now wasn't I minding my own business Du?" Thinks about it and Gives du another whack, "I like my head where it is, and you can just put the fish down too.:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    Whacks Du with staff- "Now wasn't I minding my own business Du?" Thinks about it and Gives du another whack, "I like my head where it is, and you can just put the fish down too.:p

    phew i'm whacked (in the mafia way to stay on topic)

    erm where is Your head exactly:eek::confused::confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    *Guts du*
    Maybe I'll have du tartare instead

    whats sauce for a deceased goose is..........................
    :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Course I did
    *Totally lying*

    new meat!!!!!
    ynotdu wrote: »
    phew i'm whacked (in the mafia way to stay on topic)

    erm where is Your head exactly:eek::confused::confused::confused:
    i'm not the mafia, and my head is on my shoulders. keeping it there:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    i'm not the mafia, and my head is on my shoulders. keeping it there:)

    where are your shoulders? why is the sky blue.why is the grass green,but yellow when dead(see i mentioned dead so on topic) why are my toys from santa broke,how does it snow,why do i have to go to bed? Mammy why wont you answer me,how come you dont know my thoughts better than i do????????
    ??????????????????


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ynotdu wrote: »
    where are your shoulders? why is the sky blue.why is the grass green,but yellow when dead(see i mentioned dead so on topic) why are my toys from santa broke,how does it snow,why do i have to go to bed? Mammy why wont you answer me,how come you dont know my thoughts better than i do????????
    ??????????????????
    You drank the fish bowl didn't you? I also had arsenic in there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    You drank the fish bowl didn't you? I also had arsenic in there

    Whoops I gave it to a neighbour,Aw well another FUNERAL:eek::)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    takes du by hand, leads him away" It will be all right Du. It's ok. May have whacked you a little too hard. Hey!" drops hand. " I didn't hit you in your HEAD I whacked you in the tummy. What are you up to ????"


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    He was walking you up to the volcano.
    *Pushes Deki and du into the volcano.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "Spot!" Spot swooshes down scoops up deki with du hanging on to ankle. Spot drops them from about 15 feet above onto Wolf. Oomph!. Spot flies to the south. "I think he may be a bit tired of this. Wolf" Deki elbows Wolf while getting up." oops!" slips back down on Wolf, pushes hand into adams apple, in effort to rise. "Think I got it now." steps on throat and walks away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    takes du by hand, leads him away" It will be all right Du. It's ok. May have whacked you a little too hard. Hey!" drops hand. " I didn't hit you in your HEAD I whacked you in the tummy. What are you up to ????"

    Just wanted to see you ALL in white{knew it would be a straight-Jacket for Me}and You and others in white coats for Me:o,also what You thought was my head was actually a more delicate place:o,{It's an Irish thing,well it was till ya whacked it!:eek:

    I never trust people who say a sentence beginning with "I did.................. shades of Bill,s flings{he was great,Was'nt he:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:}He shudda KILLED Monica(dont mean that,just stayin on top:))

    Ah time for a cigar!:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Staggers upright.*
    I hate dragons, really I do


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    He was walking you up to the volcano.
    *Pushes Deki and du into the volcano.*

    just because Wolf would Mount Saint Helen(s):pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ynotdu wrote: »
    just because Wolf would Mount Saint Helen(s):pac:
    More like Pompeii. I hate Romans


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    More like Pompeii. I hate Romans

    True what did the Romans EVER do for us?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu




  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ynotdu wrote: »
    True what did the Romans EVER do for us?
    Hired my ancestors as mercenaries


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Hired my ancestors as mercenaries

    Well Plundering and Pillaging just got a bad name<I reckon it was a GREAT job:p:)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Proud family tradition. I think I need to come visit Ireland soon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Proud family tradition. I think I need to come visit Ireland soon.

    Well it's an ok kind of place,but the plundering and pilaging aint what it used to be:((unless You are a bank manager:pac::pac::))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    bankers are not to be trusted. i say go get them and dump them into the volcano- after empting their pockets of course.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ynotdu wrote: »
    Well it's an ok kind of place,but the plundering and pilaging aint what it used to be:((unless You are a bank manager:pac::pac::))
    Deki wrote: »
    bankers are not to be trusted. i say go get them and dump them into the volcano- after empting their pockets of course.
    My family gets paid to just show up and shoot people now. Tossing people into volcanoes is one of our sporting events


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    Deki wrote: »
    bankers are not to be trusted. i say go get them and dump them into the volcano- after empting their pockets of course.

    Oh i thought You had fallen asleep drunk on the keyboard again Deks{remember the time ya could'nt go out for a week because qwerty was printed on your forehead..............that was SO funny.

    on a serious note i was worried about you dying by electrocution by dribbling onto yar keyboard and to a somewhat lesser extent concerned about Your notorious flatulance and it's effects on your long suffering chair,glad by Your standards You are OK.

    psssttt gis a kiss while no ones looking, Wolf cover yar eyes,no peeking now!!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    My family gets paid to just show up and shoot people now. Tossing people into volcanoes is one of our sporting events

    Is Your real name G W Bush??????:eek::eek::eek:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shoves du's cranium into his rectum*
    Kiss yourself


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    ynotdu wrote: »
    Is Your real name G W Bush??????:eek::eek::eek:
    No, but I voted for him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    No Du, haven't been asleep - have given up drinking- maybe just a bit of wine with dinner now and again. Ah and it is not me that drools that was YOU Du.And my chair still stands and now to keep the thread intact I must smack your face.(sigh) I didn't do that very well -Draws back for another try. SMACK!! now that was much more believable.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭ynotdu


    No, but I voted for him.

    It figures,after all he ran on a ticket of plundering and pillaging!:pac::pac::pac:

    Fox News rocks NOT!!!!!!


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