Last to post: Happy Killing Time.

cyberwolf77 · 20-10-2009 11:45pm #1

Hear ye, hear ye this be the final last to post thread started by cyberwolf77. Follow the rules or you shall be hugged to death by fluffy bunnies.
RULES AND SUCH:
1. NO CHATTING!!!(Don't make me get the bunnies)
2. Ignore rule 12
3. Creativity is expected
4. Posts consisting of "I win", will result in forfeit for offenders
5. Highly descriptive posts earn extra points(There are no points.)
6. Cuteness and love are encouraged as weapons
7. No dragons(just kidding).
8. There is no prize, only passing glory.
9. Misquoting previous posters results in forfeit, and exile to Happy, Furry Cuties Island.
10. Multiple kills in a single post is truly outrageous
11. Play nice, or someone will come rip your face off.
13. Everything else is legal as per Boards.ie rules and regulations.
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Now, let us begin. The trophy is waiting atop Candy Mountain.

Sarky · 20-10-2009 11:59pm

*applies a good dose of sledgehammer to the back of cyberwolf's skull*

I'm Sarky and I approve this message.

paid for by the Sarky for TCN moderator fund.

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 12:04am

*Pelts Sarky with carnivorous cupcakes*
Sweets eat you around here.

Deki · 21-10-2009 12:19am

Deki skips into thread carrying basket. Sprinkles Wolf and Sarky with Happy Mushroom Spores. "TRA LA LA! Okay Spot now we need some magic growing medium." Spot flies over dumps on both Wolf and Sarky.
"That's good Spot now my mushroom garden will grow!" Wolf and Sarky smother under the magic fertilizer.

Jesus Wept · 21-10-2009 12:23am

*loves you all to death

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 12:25am

*Spits out fertilizer*
Now, I'm annoyed. *Coats Deki and Rigger in taffy.*
Good luck getting out of that. I shall go release the bees

Deki · 21-10-2009 12:28am

Deki runs to show some love to rigger arms outstretched for a hug. unfortunately rigger is standing too close to the edge of the cliff. "Oops!" Deki watches as rigger hits the distant rocks below. "I'll have to watch out for that next time Spot."

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 12:30am

*Slams into Deki from behind with massive bear hug*
Oh dear, I forgot about the taffy, and the cliff.........

Deki · 21-10-2009 1:28am

as the two head over the cliff Deki trips and falls, Wolf's momentum causes him to be released from the sticky taffy and he flips head over heels falling over the cliff. Deki gets to her feet, peers over cliff, gathers bouquet and throws down to the still form below "rosemary and forget-me-nots for you Wolf- Wolf?... Ah well." Deki shrugs.

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 1:30am

I'm okay. I landed on Rigger. Course now I have to climb back up this stinking cliff, or do I?
*Signals assault by Care Bears against Deki.*
Bedtime Bear, put the fox to sleep.

Jesus Wept · 21-10-2009 1:40am

Deki · 21-10-2009 1:40am

"OOOH Teddies!" Deki hugs Bedtime bear so hard he bursts at the seams. Stuffing flies all over the web and down over the cliff causing Wolf to inhale some that sticks in his throat, making him splutter- choking. Deki reaches out to rest of Care Bears but after seeing what happened to poor Bedtime bear they flee into the Willow woods, never to be seen again.

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 1:45am

*Crawls over cliff edge.*
Stupid bears, knew I should have used the horses instead. Well Deki, meet my new lady friend.

Go get her honey bunch.

Deki · 21-10-2009 1:56am

"aw wolf i think she's perfect for you, red hair, dimples -looks like she's got everything you ever wanted, and that sweet strawberry scent she wears... Oh No!" Deki is horrified
"Spot! You didn't!" Deki apologises to Wolf "I'm really sorry Wolf but you know He never could resist a sweet little Strawberry Shortcake. At least it was over quick Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 2:01am

For crying out loud Spot! I had a hell of time finding a woman who could share my interests. Oh well , back to the dating sites. In the meantime though take this:

Go get em Smiley

Deki · 21-10-2009 2:27am

Deki scratches Smiley behind his ears and he calms right down. She tickles him under his chin and he begans to purrr. Hugs big old Smiley and pats his head. "That's a good Smiley!' holds up sandwich for Smiley "stay. stay." lets smiley have sandwich "What a good boy. Yes he is. Hey Wolf I think he likes me! I'm gonna keep him!"

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 2:29am

:oWhat have I done?

Deki · 21-10-2009 2:37am

can't you feel the love Wolf?

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 2:38am

Spot ate my girlfriend remember.

Deki · 21-10-2009 2:40am

i said sorry wolf

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 2:48am

*Fires off bon-bon bombs*
Take that you evil fox.

Deki · 21-10-2009 2:56am

"I'm a sweet fox Wolf I didn't confuse your girlfriend with a pastry. That was Spot. Maybe she shouldn't have used so much strawberry scent."
bats bon bons out of the air as bombs explode. Knocks Wolf over head with giant peppermint stick, while he's dazed pours poprocks down throat followed by cocoa cola.
"I always wanted to see if this would work. You should be nicer Wolf."

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 2:58am

BRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!! Holy jeebers, excuse me. Deki, you okay? I swear I did not mean to knock you into that cotton candy machine while it was running. Well look on the brightside, now your fur matches your little scarf.

Deki · 21-10-2009 3:23am

"That is true Wolf. Did you want some cotton candy, i'll share." Pushes cotton candy cone down Wolfs throat " did you know how hot those machines get?" Lights Wolf on fire with cigarette lighter,"about this hot. You seem to have a bit of a blaze going there Wolf" Beats Wolf unconscious with smokey the bear shovel. "Remember Wolf 'Only You Can Prevent Forest FIres."

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 3:31am

*Staggers upright.*
Ouch, thta hurt a bit. Good cotton candy though, thanks buddy.
*Hugs Deki until she blacks out from lack of air.*
Ah, the excitement was a bit much for her.

Deki · 21-10-2009 3:45am

comes to being hugged by Wolf. "Ah Wolf, I didn't know you cared" Digs sharp little claws into Wolfs side, Brings blood seeping into welts as she rakes them across his flesh.
"soory Wolf I guess you were right about too much excitement".

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 3:47am

*Slaps Deki on the back.* Ah, this feels just like old times doesn't it? Hey, is that your spleen on the ground there?

Deki · 21-10-2009 3:52am

"No Wolf." Deki thrusts fist into Wolf and snatches out liver. "I thought it was yours."

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 3:53am

*Snatches back liver, shoves sea urchin down Deki's throat.*
That was my dinner, you had sushi remember.

Deki · 21-10-2009 4:04am

"I never have sushi Wolf" Deki gets out apple and butcher knife. "just need to peel this
W.... Sorry Wolf didn't mean to drop that knife on your foot. gosh just look how it stands up. must have gone pretty deep."

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 4:08am

*Pulls out coconut.*
Hmmm, now do I open this? Oh yeah. *Splits cocunut open on Deki's noggin.* Oh darn, all the milk spilled out and got you in the eye. Bet that stings huh?

Deki · 21-10-2009 4:13am

"Yes Wolf . It surely does." Pulls knife from Wolf's foot. "I think about as much as this."
splits Wolfs head open with knife. Blood gushes from headwound "Here wolf use my hankie. you got a little something in your eyes."

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 4:15am

Just a scratch. head wounds always bleed far worse than they really are. You desrve these fo being such a delightful competitor though

Deki · 21-10-2009 4:27am

why thank you Wolf they're quite nice...

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 4:31am

Well, it was them or this little guy

Toasty113 · 21-10-2009 8:43am

*Stands up out of Throne of Bones*

Ah it feels good to be back! Now lets get this never ending party started!

*Picks up throne and charges at wolf, smashing the Throne over his head. Throne smashes into hundreds of splinters, Toasty casts a spell and splinters hover a few feet in front of him*

Sorry Deki, I'm gona need more bones if I ever want to remake that chair

*Splinters fly at deki pinning her to the wall in a dozen places, Toasty brings over rusty surgical set*

Now where to start... *toasty hums* The leg bones connected to the... oh what do I care I'm taking them all!

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 8:46am

You won't be needing the throne.
*Watches as strange field engulfs Toasty. Once it dissipates all the remains is a Toasty shaped pinata.*
Oh, I need a big stick so I can smash this open and get the candy out.

Toasty113 · 21-10-2009 8:51am

*A light breeze knocks over the pinata, the shell cracks open revealing toasty, he stands up*

I know I'm sweet wolfie, but I sure as hell aint candy, and as for a stick...

*Toasty runs and dropkicks nearby tree, collapsing it on wolfie*

Uh oh wolfie, here come the loggers, and I dont think they can see you under there!

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 8:53am

*Flips tree off to side. Stands up, walks over to lumberjacks.*
Hi, I'm just gonna borrow this chainsaw for a few minutes okay. Ohhhh Toasty.

Toasty113 · 21-10-2009 8:58am

Oh wolfie you silly dog, just a chainsaw? Hold on a sec I'm just gonna pop off to the Gears of War universe

*Toasty disappears for a few minutes, leaving wolfie scratching himself in various places, Toasty reappears carrying chainsaw gun*

Now this is multitasking! Oh and a horde of locust followed me through the portal, apparently I'm their god

*ground shakes beneath feet and a grub hole appears dirrectly beneath wolfie, swallowing him up*

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 9:06am

*Sounds of Battle*
Yeah, you better respect me. Now let's go get Toast
*Cyberwolf emerges riding

and followed by this guy

*
Told you there was a Deadite General up here. Let's kick the stuffing out of him.

RxQueen · 21-10-2009 9:36am

flies in on jet pack

" greeting mere motrals *cracks knuckles* .. its ass woooping time""

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 9:41am

*Smacks emo!! with rock candy club*
Hello, no mortals here

Matt Holck · 21-10-2009 1:28pm

there are mirrors however

$mirror_maze.gif$
http://www.math.nus.edu.sg/aslaksen/gem-projects/maa/Interview_with_the_Minotaur/rite.htm

cherryghost · 21-10-2009 1:35pm

*enters cherry dual wielding some fluffy guns*

*fires at deki*...
dekis been assaulted with some gummi bears!

*hugs cyberwolf*

Deki · 21-10-2009 1:56pm

"ick! Gummi bears! hmm... green ones aren't too bad Cherry ghost. Thanks." Deki watches as Wolf twists in Cherry Ghosts embrace. " Time for more sweetness Spot."
Spot flys in with warm maple syrup drops it on Wolf and Cherry Ghost. " direct hit Spot!"
Syrup drips down leaving rivlets of runny maple smelling sticky sweet goo. "now for the Fuzzies Spot" Deki tosses pink and laveder dyed goose down on the sticky pair. "Gee you're a cutie C.G." looks Wolf up and Down "I don't think pastels are your thing Wolf. Maybe a little more love."

Matt Holck · 21-10-2009 2:50pm

Afghan: U.S. bomb hits wedding party

July 1, 2002 Posted: 10:31 PM EDT (0231 GMT)
hospital
Shah Wali talks with doctors about the injuries his wife, Shah Bibi, suffered in the bombing.

BAGRAM AIR BASE, Afghanistan (CNN) -- At least 20 people were killed and more than 60 injured in Afghanistan when a U.S. plane dropped a bomb on a wedding party as celebrants fired into the air, an Afghan defense spokesman said Monday.

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/central/07/01/afghanistan.bombing/

kerash · 21-10-2009 3:06pm

Problem #1. Rulez - tldr

cherryghost · 21-10-2009 3:11pm

kerash wrote: »

Problem #1. Rulez - tldr

*aims cotton candy cannon*

you sexy bitch!
*fires*

*looks upon a sticky and soft kerash, who cant help but smile, before he keels over and dies from cotton candy overdose.

Matt Holck · 21-10-2009 3:12pm

too long; didn't read

3. Creativity is expected
10. Multiple kills in a single post is truly outrageous
11. Play nice, or someone will come rip your face off.

3. Creativity is expected
10. Multiple kills in a single post is truly outrageous
11. Play nice, or someone will come rip your face off.

cyberwolf77 · 21-10-2009 10:54pm

kerash wrote: »

Problem #1. Rulez - tldr

*Drops four hundred pound unabridged version of the rules on kerash.*
Read that:)

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