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Saturday 02/01/10 - Jizzler Results Night

  • 31-12-2009 9:37pm
    #1
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭


    Ladies, gentlemen and other,

    The time is nearly upon us when the most prestigious awards on the whole internet, the first annual Jizzler awards, will be presented.

    *wait for applause*

    The Jizzlers, named after the eminent scholar and philosopher Jizzler (RIP), were set up to recognise the most deserving and well-respected (in other words, the least objectionable) posters who have contributed the most votewhoring most value to the wonderful and downright insane forum that is Clearasil & Hormones.

    The results will be announced on Saturday, 2nd of January at approximately 9pm (which, in reality, could be anytime between 9pm and 9am the following morning)

    Your hosts for the evening will be the incomporable
    Bobalicious93
    and
    a lovely assistant.*

    So if you have nothing better to do Saturday night (and let's face it, why would you?) make sure you tune in.


    *lovely assistant may not match photo


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  • #2
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    *applause*


  • #3
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    *claps*


    :)

    Nerve-wrecking stuff, I'm tellin' ya lads.


  • #4
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    "Oh god, what to wear"

    I may be here,garaunteed to be drunk.You have been warned.


  • #5
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    :P
    I actually loved the speech!

    *claps loudly*


  • #6
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    a lovely assistant.*
    *lovely assistant may not match photo

    You better hope it does, I was promised your model sister, I better get your model sister. :mad:


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  • #7
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    But the polls are closing at different times (starting at 16:01 if Im not mistaken) will we not see the results then?


  • #8
    D2D
    Registered Users Posts: 8,391 ✭✭✭D2D


    I'll be watching from the front row seats


  • #9
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    deise_girl wrote: »
    But the polls are closing at different times (starting at 16:01 if Im not mistaken) will we not see the results then?

    I'm an idiot aren't I? Do the results show up on a hidden poll when they close?


  • #10
    knockane_ali09
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭knockane_ali09


    soooooo bob wanna give us some hints as to whos going to win ??:rolleyes:


  • #11
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    I'm an idiot aren't I? Do the results show up on a hidden poll when they close?
    Well I was just thinking when there was the poll for the forums name change.. I think when it closed we all saw the results straight off!

    Either way I will be online at 16:02 tomorrow for the main poll :)

    Oh you could have an after party on this thread an offical thing :D


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  • #12
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    knockane_ali09 wrote: »
    soooooo bob wanna give us some hints as to whos going to win ??:rolleyes:

    I'm hoping that me and deises Obama-like campaign will win us should be a couple.
    Although Craguls and phlegms, well, they are threats in this campaign for glory!


  • #13
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    soccymonster wrote: »
    I'm hoping that me and deises Obama-like campaign will win us should be a couple.
    Although Craguls and phlegms, well, they are threats in this campaign for glory!
    I'd say Onion and Insect are bigger threats, seeing as one of our votes went to them... :o


  • #14
    knockane_ali09
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭knockane_ali09


    why are we having the awards show on saturday night when the results are out tomorrow :confused:


  • #15
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    knockane_ali09 wrote: »
    why are we having the awards show on saturday night when the results are out tomorrow :confused:
    I've got something I need to sort out first....

    cute-kitten-secret.jpg


  • #16
    knockane_ali09
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭knockane_ali09


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    I've got something I need to sort out first....

    cute-kitten-secret.jpg

    Oh bob i hate secrets !! i wont tell anyone:rolleyes: i promise;)


  • #17
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    I've got something I need to sort out first....

    cute-kitten-secret.jpg
    A surprise winner of 'Best jumpguy'?


  • #18
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Voting lines are now closed

    Tune in to the results show tomorrow night to find out who triumphed. Special guest performances from U2, Madonna and Black Eyed Peas.......have been cancelled.


  • #19
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I hope I win most attractive. There IS a most attractive award right?


  • #20
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    I hope I win most attractive. There IS a most attractive award right?

    We cancelled that award because I was going to win it by such a landslide that the Internet itself would have collepsed under the pressure of all my votes.


  • #21
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Aw I'm going to a party tomorrow night so I'll miss this. Luckily I'll know the results anyway :D


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  • #22
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,851 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Piste wrote: »
    Aw I'm going to a party tomorrow night so I'll miss this. Luckily I'll know the results anyway :D

    It's all about the power! :D


  • #23
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    AND I'VE GOT THE- oh wait :(


  • #24
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Turns out I wont be going to that party after alol. But that doesn't mean I'll be around for the results, it means I have a 10.5 hour shift that ends at midnight :(


  • #25
    D2D
    Registered Users Posts: 8,391 ✭✭✭D2D


    So, it's on tonight at 9ish?


  • #26
    D4RK ONION
    Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Indeed, all the pieces are in position, Charlie Oscar Delta has been turned off, and we are go! Stay Frosty


  • #27
    Stev_o
    Registered Users Posts: 9,249 ✭✭✭Stev_o


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Indeed, all the pieces are in position, Call of Duty has been turned off, and we are go! Stay Frosty

    Just don't even bother trying to hide your addiction :p


  • #28
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    We cancelled that award because I was going to cheat by such a landslide that the Internet itself would have collepsed under the pressure of all my votes.

    FYP


  • #29
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Where is everybody? I was expecting more people here in anticipation for the greatest awards show of all time.


  • #30
    soccymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,553 ✭✭✭soccymonster


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    Where is everybody? I was expecting more people here in anticipation for the greatest awards show of all time.

    probably getting ready :) these awards need alot of time to get ready for.
    I'm here though :D


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  • #31
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    soccymonster wrote: »
    probably getting ready :) these awards need alot of time to get ready for.
    I'm here though :D

    I haven't even finished putting on my make-up :O


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