Saturday 02/01/10 - Jizzler Results Night

KnifeWRENCH

Ladies, gentlemen and other,

The time is nearly upon us when the most prestigious awards on the whole internet, the first annual Jizzler awards, will be presented.

*wait for applause*

The Jizzlers, named after the eminent scholar and philosopher Jizzler (RIP), were set up to recognise the most deserving and well-respected (in other words, the least objectionable) posters who have contributed the most votewhoring most value to the wonderful and downright insane forum that is Clearasil & Hormones.

The results will be announced on Saturday, 2nd of January at approximately 9pm (which, in reality, could be anytime between 9pm and 9am the following morning)

Your hosts for the evening will be the incomporable
Bobalicious93
and
a lovely assistant.*

So if you have nothing better to do Saturday night (and let's face it, why would you?) make sure you tune in.


*lovely assistant may not match photo

jumpguy

*applause*

soccymonster

*claps*




Nerve-wrecking stuff, I'm tellin' ya lads.

Ginja Ninja

"Oh god, what to wear"

I may be here,garaunteed to be drunk.You have been warned.

suitcasepink

:P
I actually loved the speech!

*claps loudly*

Bobalicious93

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

a lovely assistant.*
*lovely assistant may not match photo

You better hope it does, I was promised your model sister, I better get your model sister. :mad:

suitcasepink

But the polls are closing at different times (starting at 16:01 if Im not mistaken) will we not see the results then?

D2D

I'll be watching from the front row seats

Bobalicious93

deise_girl wrote: »

But the polls are closing at different times (starting at 16:01 if Im not mistaken) will we not see the results then?

I'm an idiot aren't I? Do the results show up on a hidden poll when they close?

knockane_ali09

soooooo bob wanna give us some hints as to whos going to win ??:rolleyes:

suitcasepink

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

I'm an idiot aren't I? Do the results show up on a hidden poll when they close?

Well I was just thinking when there was the poll for the forums name change.. I think when it closed we all saw the results straight off!

Either way I will be online at 16:02 tomorrow for the main poll

Oh you could have an after party on this thread an offical thing

soccymonster

knockane_ali09 wrote: »

soooooo bob wanna give us some hints as to whos going to win ??:rolleyes:

I'm hoping that me and deises Obama-like campaign will win us should be a couple.
Although Craguls and phlegms, well, they are threats in this campaign for glory!

suitcasepink

soccymonster wrote: »

I'm hoping that me and deises Obama-like campaign will win us should be a couple.
Although Craguls and phlegms, well, they are threats in this campaign for glory!

I'd say Onion and Insect are bigger threats, seeing as one of our votes went to them...

knockane_ali09

why are we having the awards show on saturday night when the results are out tomorrow

Bobalicious93

knockane_ali09 wrote: »

why are we having the awards show on saturday night when the results are out tomorrow

I've got something I need to sort out first....

knockane_ali09

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

I've got something I need to sort out first....

Oh bob i hate secrets !! i wont tell anyone:rolleyes: i promise;)

Namlub

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

I've got something I need to sort out first....

A surprise winner of 'Best jumpguy'?

KnifeWRENCH

Voting lines are now closed

Tune in to the results show tomorrow night to find out who triumphed. Special guest performances from U2, Madonna and Black Eyed Peas.......have been cancelled.

Pygmalion

I hope I win most attractive. There IS a most attractive award right?

Insect Overlord

Pygmalion wrote: »

I hope I win most attractive. There IS a most attractive award right?

We cancelled that award because I was going to win it by such a landslide that the Internet itself would have collepsed under the pressure of all my votes.

Piste

Aw I'm going to a party tomorrow night so I'll miss this. Luckily I'll know the results anyway

Insect Overlord

Piste wrote: »

Aw I'm going to a party tomorrow night so I'll miss this. Luckily I'll know the results anyway

It's all about the power!

D4RK ONION

AND I'VE GOT THE- oh wait

Piste

Turns out I wont be going to that party after alol. But that doesn't mean I'll be around for the results, it means I have a 10.5 hour shift that ends at midnight

D2D

So, it's on tonight at 9ish?

D4RK ONION

Indeed, all the pieces are in position, Charlie Oscar Delta has been turned off, and we are go! Stay Frosty

Stev_o

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Indeed, all the pieces are in position, Call of Duty has been turned off, and we are go! Stay Frosty

Just don't even bother trying to hide your addiction

Pygmalion

Insect Overlord wrote: »

We cancelled that award because I was going to cheat by such a landslide that the Internet itself would have collepsed under the pressure of all my votes.

FYP

Bobalicious93

Where is everybody? I was expecting more people here in anticipation for the greatest awards show of all time.

soccymonster

Bobalicious93 wrote: »

Where is everybody? I was expecting more people here in anticipation for the greatest awards show of all time.

probably getting ready these awards need alot of time to get ready for.
I'm here though

Pygmalion

soccymonster wrote: »

probably getting ready these awards need alot of time to get ready for.
I'm here though

I haven't even finished putting on my make-up :O

jumpguy

My life is **** too, so I'm here.

Jako8

Ladies, gentlemen and jumpguy.

I have been informed (by bob) that the awards will start at approximately 9:15.

So, please be seated at least 10 minutes beforehand.

Thank you.

Arcade Panda

I'm here! I don't care, I wouldn't miss it:)

Insect Overlord

I'm missing a friend's 21st for this :cool:

D4RK ONION

D4RK ONION reporting in!

KnifeWRENCH

Insect Overlord wrote: »

I'm missing a friend's 21st for this :cool:

If you were my friend and you did this to me, I'd fcuking kill you. :mad::p

I was gonna wait a while and arrive fashionably late, to make people think I'd been up to something in real life.....but who am I kidding?
*sits down quietly*

soccymonster

I'm ready in my seat lads

*grabs popcorn*

A Neurotic

I picked a good time to wander into C&H!

*feigned nonchalance*

D4RK ONION

*Steals some Popcorn*

LET'S GO ALREADY!

Pygmalion

I was in bed all day, I set my alarm so I'd have time to get dinner and be here before it starts :P

*feigned nonchalance*

suitcasepink

Was worried I'd miss something but I see yee all waited for me :pac:

*sits down*

soccymonster

deise_girl wrote: »

Was worried I'd miss something but I see yee all waited for me :pac:

*sits down*

welcome.
Have some popcorn

*hands deise popcorn yoke*

D4RK ONION

Soo... How about this weather?

Jako8

Large crowd here tonight.

msbrightside

wooh big crowd tonight
*sits downs, waits for people to stare and then ask the person sitting beside them who the hell am i*

Bobalicious93

Why are you all in here?!?! Get in there!

D4RK ONION

It's stated!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63755503

KnifeWRENCH

Since the ceremony is over, and the cleaners need to clean up all the blood that shed and vomit that got puked up during the night, this thread can be unstuck.

Insect Overlord

Good thinking! We can store it away safely for next year (or at least hide it where someone responsible can find it :pac: )