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Saturday 02/01/10 - Jizzler Results Night

  • 31-12-2009 8:37pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 KnifeWRENCH


    Ladies, gentlemen and other,

    The time is nearly upon us when the most prestigious awards on the whole internet, the first annual Jizzler awards, will be presented.

    *wait for applause*

    The Jizzlers, named after the eminent scholar and philosopher Jizzler (RIP), were set up to recognise the most deserving and well-respected (in other words, the least objectionable) posters who have contributed the most votewhoring most value to the wonderful and downright insane forum that is Clearasil & Hormones.

    The results will be announced on Saturday, 2nd of January at approximately 9pm (which, in reality, could be anytime between 9pm and 9am the following morning)

    Your hosts for the evening will be the incomporable
    Bobalicious93
    and
    a lovely assistant.*

    So if you have nothing better to do Saturday night (and let's face it, why would you?) make sure you tune in.


    *lovely assistant may not match photo


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  • *applause*




  • *claps*


    :)

    Nerve-wrecking stuff, I'm tellin' ya lads.




  • "Oh god, what to wear"

    I may be here,garaunteed to be drunk.You have been warned.




  • :P
    I actually loved the speech!

    *claps loudly*




  • a lovely assistant.*
    *lovely assistant may not match photo

    You better hope it does, I was promised your model sister, I better get your model sister. :mad:


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  • But the polls are closing at different times (starting at 16:01 if Im not mistaken) will we not see the results then?




  • I'll be watching from the front row seats




  • deise_girl wrote: »
    But the polls are closing at different times (starting at 16:01 if Im not mistaken) will we not see the results then?

    I'm an idiot aren't I? Do the results show up on a hidden poll when they close?




  • soooooo bob wanna give us some hints as to whos going to win ??:rolleyes:




  • I'm an idiot aren't I? Do the results show up on a hidden poll when they close?
    Well I was just thinking when there was the poll for the forums name change.. I think when it closed we all saw the results straight off!

    Either way I will be online at 16:02 tomorrow for the main poll :)

    Oh you could have an after party on this thread an offical thing :D


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  • soooooo bob wanna give us some hints as to whos going to win ??:rolleyes:

    I'm hoping that me and deises Obama-like campaign will win us should be a couple.
    Although Craguls and phlegms, well, they are threats in this campaign for glory!




  • I'm hoping that me and deises Obama-like campaign will win us should be a couple.
    Although Craguls and phlegms, well, they are threats in this campaign for glory!
    I'd say Onion and Insect are bigger threats, seeing as one of our votes went to them... :o




  • why are we having the awards show on saturday night when the results are out tomorrow :confused:




  • why are we having the awards show on saturday night when the results are out tomorrow :confused:
    I've got something I need to sort out first....

    cute-kitten-secret.jpg




  • I've got something I need to sort out first....

    cute-kitten-secret.jpg

    Oh bob i hate secrets !! i wont tell anyone:rolleyes: i promise;)




  • I've got something I need to sort out first....

    cute-kitten-secret.jpg
    A surprise winner of 'Best jumpguy'?




  • Voting lines are now closed

    Tune in to the results show tomorrow night to find out who triumphed. Special guest performances from U2, Madonna and Black Eyed Peas.......have been cancelled.




  • I hope I win most attractive. There IS a most attractive award right?




  • Pygmalion wrote: »
    I hope I win most attractive. There IS a most attractive award right?

    We cancelled that award because I was going to win it by such a landslide that the Internet itself would have collepsed under the pressure of all my votes.




  • Aw I'm going to a party tomorrow night so I'll miss this. Luckily I'll know the results anyway :D


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  • Piste wrote: »
    Aw I'm going to a party tomorrow night so I'll miss this. Luckily I'll know the results anyway :D

    It's all about the power! :D




  • AND I'VE GOT THE- oh wait :(




  • Turns out I wont be going to that party after alol. But that doesn't mean I'll be around for the results, it means I have a 10.5 hour shift that ends at midnight :(




  • So, it's on tonight at 9ish?




  • Indeed, all the pieces are in position, Charlie Oscar Delta has been turned off, and we are go! Stay Frosty




  • D4RK ONION wrote: »
    Indeed, all the pieces are in position, Call of Duty has been turned off, and we are go! Stay Frosty

    Just don't even bother trying to hide your addiction :p




  • We cancelled that award because I was going to cheat by such a landslide that the Internet itself would have collepsed under the pressure of all my votes.

    FYP




  • Where is everybody? I was expecting more people here in anticipation for the greatest awards show of all time.




  • Where is everybody? I was expecting more people here in anticipation for the greatest awards show of all time.

    probably getting ready :) these awards need alot of time to get ready for.
    I'm here though :D


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  • probably getting ready :) these awards need alot of time to get ready for.
    I'm here though :D

    I haven't even finished putting on my make-up :O


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