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28-12-2009 05:18AM

Grasp lever with both hands and push as hard as you can! (I had a car like that once!!)

how do crabs walk when drunk!

Jesus Wept · 28-12-2009 05:20AM

straight?

28-12-2009 05:35AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

straight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXKpxj8Jois

James T Kirk · 28-12-2009 05:36AM

gay?

28-12-2009 05:41AM

James T Kirk wrote: »

gay?

It's happy going for a spin...

can you spin a leek!

Matt Holck · 28-12-2009 06:32AM

it means something man

can you hand stand?

James T Kirk · 28-12-2009 06:37AM

Maybe...

Who's askin'...? >_>

Matt Holck · 28-12-2009 10:40PM

the crass scratchy brass

have they started the class?

BlancheSparks · 29-12-2009 08:04AM

doesn't look like it

why is it still dark?

joes girls · 29-12-2009 09:54AM

Mr sun is on his christmas hols!

When did the new year become new!!!

Deki · 29-12-2009 12:12PM

in a few days

why must they predict things?

Matt Holck · 29-12-2009 03:24PM

without plans nothing happens

what's for breakfast

homah_7ft · 29-12-2009 04:34PM

Aluminium-26

Where should I put the tin-foil?

Matt Holck · 29-12-2009 04:48PM

voltic/0

is the plug repaired?

homah_7ft · 29-12-2009 04:53PM

Some guy called earlier to fix it. He said he just needed to take the tv away and he'd be back in five minutes. That was almost 2 hours ago so maybe he's had an accident. Anyway, in answer to your question the plug is half fixed.

Which type of bread would win in a race?

Matt Holck · 29-12-2009 05:10PM

the warm blooded

why is water wet?

homah_7ft · 29-12-2009 05:15PM

It's a conspiracy by the clothing industry to make everyone buy more clothes. Naturally water would run straight off and have a pleasant warm feeling on the skin. The Clothing Industry Federation (CIF) funds the seeding of clouds with ions which makes water clingy and cold.

Who shot the deputy?

Matt Holck · 29-12-2009 05:43PM

That was no gun that was an oil bomb

are the roads narrow?

homah_7ft · 29-12-2009 05:51PM

They are wide enough for my honda 50 when I'm not carrying any pinion passengers.

Who should pay?

Matt Holck · 29-12-2009 06:01PM

who can pay

molar or k-nine?

Mr NoTV · 29-12-2009 09:29PM

No - if you had a stutter it would be n n - nine

why is it when you french kiss a cat, it tastes of ****?

homah_7ft · 29-12-2009 11:06PM

Because they can't afford to go to the dentist.

What am I looking at right now?

Hank_Jones · 30-12-2009 12:18AM

You're looking at the worlds largest pair of cotton underpants, and you find them extremely impressive.

Why did the priest cross the road?

homah_7ft · 30-12-2009 12:19AM

Because the road was holy.

What is the best reason to get out of bed?

Hank_Jones · 30-12-2009 12:23AM

Escaping from the teddy bears.

Who won the race?

homah_7ft · 30-12-2009 12:26AM

Pat the baker.

Which letter of the alphabet can swim the furthest?

BluesBerry · 30-12-2009 12:26AM

z

who is the king on the crisp packet?

homah_7ft · 30-12-2009 12:28AM

It's Charlemagne I believe or maybe Louis Walsh, I always get that one wrong.

Who owns the most bananas in the world?

BluesBerry · 30-12-2009 12:31AM

Mr Kipling

who invented the word invented?

Hank_Jones · 30-12-2009 12:31AM

Brian Cowen.

How did the pope come to power?

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