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Belly Button stories

  • 28-12-2009 08:12PM
    #1
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭


    Were you ever told that you were born out of your mother's belly button? When you asked how you were born you were told that you were pushed out of the belly button and then the hole healed up.

    Well? 55 votes

    Yes
    0% 0 votes
    No
    23% 13 votes
    I heard something else
    76% 42 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    This year I'm going to stop picking my BellyButton for lint.


  • #3
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I remember being told that as well when i was very young. It would open up a can of worms if you told a child they came out the vagina as there would probably be some awkward follow up questions.


  • #4
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    I love picking my bellybutton. Tis great when ya find something.


  • #5
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    How in the hell would that work?

    we were never told because we never cared, by the time we were old enough to know the facts we'd learned it from watching medical dramas and such


  • #6
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    seanybiker wrote: »
    I love picking my bellybutton. Tis great when ya find something.

    Poo, fluff, hair - anything.

    It's a great hiding place for anything really.


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  • #7
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    I have a very sensitive belly button eversince I was a kid.

    Don't know why but it's tortue to touch it. I feel like a knitting needle is slowly being pushed up my a*se.

    Don't ask me how I know what that would be like ;)


  • #8
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    phasers wrote: »
    How in the hell would that work?


    Same as the real way really. Makes sense to a toddler though.


  • #9
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Eh...




    no


  • #10
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    DaPoolRulz wrote: »
    Eh...




    no

    Why did you think it was there then? Were you not curious?


  • #11
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    phasers wrote: »
    How in the hell would that work?

    we were never told because we never cared, by the time we were old enough to know the facts we'd learned it from watching medical dramas and such

    Spot the 90's kid!


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  • #12
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Spot the 90's kid!

    Must be. I mean back in the old days they used to tell them it in the country to keep them away from girls underwear. The country people were very innocent altogether...probably not so much today.


  • #13
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    what you on about, a stork left me under a cabbage leaf in tescos

    :confused:


  • #14
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Black Magic wrote: »
    Why did you think it was there then? Were you not curious?
    Don't ask me why, but when I was younger I assumed babies came out of the mouth.

    I don't think I was ever really curious about what my bellybutton was. Like my birthmark, I knew it was there but didn't really care why.


  • #15
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    DaPoolRulz wrote: »
    Don't ask me why, but when I was younger I assumed babies came out of the mouth.

    Feck sake.


  • #16
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,847 ✭✭✭bleg


    love taking the lint out of the belly button


  • #17
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    bleg wrote: »
    love taking the lint out of the belly button


    Why? What do you do with it?


  • #18
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    irish-stew wrote: »
    what you on about, a stork left me under a cabbage leaf in tescos
    You too. Phew... thought I was the only one.
    Me ma says I was worth double the price - me dad is still trying to get a refund. :(


  • #19
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Black Magic wrote: »
    Why? What do you do with it?

    roll it and flick it across the room.


  • #20
    lostexpectation
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    my favourtie line ever, go up to a women and ask if you can try to tickle her belly button from the inside


  • #21
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    never asked....i had a friend who up until he was about 15 still thought babys came out of a womans arse


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  • #22
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    Mousey- wrote: »
    never asked....i had a friend who up until he was about 15 still thought babys came out of a womans arse

    What was that like?


    Smelly!


  • #23
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I currently in litigation with my parents as, based on their advice, we had my wife's belly button safely covered in sticking plaster but still ended up with a child.

    We just do it standing up now, to be safe.


  • #24
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Biggins wrote: »
    You too. Phew... thought I was the only one.
    Me ma says I was worth double the price - me dad is still trying to get a refund. :(

    mine just tried to leave me back for some one else to find on one or two ocassions

    :D


  • #25
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    stovelid wrote: »
    I currently in litigation with my parents as, based on their advice, we had my wife's belly button safely covered in sticking plaster but still ended up with a child.

    We just do it standing up now, to be safe.

    Not as bad as the man who wasn't told the truth. Went to put his penis into her belly button. She dumped him.


  • #26
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,697 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    I have a very sensitive belly button eversince I was a kid.

    Don't know why but it's tortue to touch it. I feel like a knitting needle is slowly being pushed up my a*se.

    Don't ask me how I know what that would be like ;)

    I'm the same. Whenever mean people go near my bellybutton it feels like a hook ripping me body in half.
    Damn mean people!! Mean bellybutton attacking people *shakes fist*

    Also, no, I've never heard of babies coming out of them... That's a terribly new one to me.


  • #27
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    We've had the mouth and arse.

    Anyone hear of the baby coming out of the nostril by any chance?


  • #28
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    I was told that the doctor has a special magic key that opens up the belly button like a door and the baby crawls out:rolleyes:

    The lies they told............sigh


  • #29
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    Is it possible to untie the belly button. If so how?

    Is it possible to push it out if its in.

    I was once told that you could vomit out of your belly button.


  • #30
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Black Magic wrote: »
    Is it possible to untie the belly button. If so how?

    Is it possible to push it out if its in.

    I was once told that you could vomit out of your belly button.


    I have heard its very very dangerous to get an infection in your belly button I have had it pierced twice and on the second piercing was hospitalized with an infection now im left with a scar where they had to cut it out :(


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  • #31
    Black Magic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    Can you vomit through the button? Anyone else ever hear that. I heard it when I was young and could always get a smell of vomit when I pokedmy finger into it.


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