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  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    Grasp lever with both hands and push as hard as you can! (I had a car like that once!!)

    how do crabs walk when drunk!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 Jesus Wept
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    straight?


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 James T Kirk
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    gay?


  • Posts: 31,828 [Deleted User]
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    gay?

    It's happy going for a spin...

    can you spin a leek!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    it means something man

    can you hand stand?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 James T Kirk
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    Maybe...

    Who's askin'...? >_>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    the crass scratchy brass

    have they started the class?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,371 BlancheSparks
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    doesn't look like it

    why is it still dark?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 joes girls
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    Mr sun is on his christmas hols!

    When did the new year become new!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 Deki
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    in a few days

    why must they predict things?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    without plans nothing happens


    what's for breakfast


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    Aluminium-26


    Where should I put the tin-foil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    voltic/0


    is the plug repaired?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    Some guy called earlier to fix it. He said he just needed to take the tv away and he'd be back in five minutes. That was almost 2 hours ago so maybe he's had an accident. Anyway, in answer to your question the plug is half fixed.


    Which type of bread would win in a race?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    the warm blooded

    why is water wet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    It's a conspiracy by the clothing industry to make everyone buy more clothes. Naturally water would run straight off and have a pleasant warm feeling on the skin. The Clothing Industry Federation (CIF) funds the seeding of clouds with ions which makes water clingy and cold.


    Who shot the deputy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    That was no gun that was an oil bomb


    are the roads narrow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    They are wide enough for my honda 50 when I'm not carrying any pinion passengers.

    Who should pay?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 Matt Holck
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    who can pay

    molar or k-nine?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 204 Mr NoTV
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    No - if you had a stutter it would be n n - nine

    why is it when you french kiss a cat, it tastes of ****?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    Because they can't afford to go to the dentist.

    What am I looking at right now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 Hank_Jones
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    You're looking at the worlds largest pair of cotton underpants, and you find them extremely impressive.

    Why did the priest cross the road?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    Because the road was holy.


    What is the best reason to get out of bed?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 Hank_Jones
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    Escaping from the teddy bears.

    Who won the race?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    Pat the baker.


    Which letter of the alphabet can swim the furthest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 BluesBerry
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    z

    who is the king on the crisp packet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 homah_7ft
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    It's Charlemagne I believe or maybe Louis Walsh, I always get that one wrong.

    Who owns the most bananas in the world?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 BluesBerry
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    Mr Kipling

    who invented the word invented?:confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 Hank_Jones
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    Brian Cowen.

    How did the pope come to power?


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