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Ask Aunty Thaed!

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  • #32
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Dear Aunty Thaed, of whom I have deep suspicions of counter peer-ing-ness,

    Where doth one procure of these "souls" of which you speak?

    Yours sincerely, those suspicious rustling bushes outside your window


  • #33
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Dear Aunty Thaed, of whom I have deep suspicions of counter peer-ing-ness,

    Many have odd fears when it comes to me, I ignore such things for the most part as a person's fears are private, and none of my concern unless they become an inconvenience.
    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Where doth one procure of these "souls" of which you speak?

    If you dont' know or think you don't have one I suggest you ask the Wizard.
    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Yours sincerely, those suspicious rustling bushes outside your window

    I head the rustling, and the yelps and sobbing, really who trieds to hide in rose bushes with thorns that large?


  • #34
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    Dear Aunty Thaed,

    Will you marry me?

    Yours Faithfully,

    TT

    We are finished!


  • #35
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    We are finished!


    :eek:

    Awww ****!

    I can explain everything baby, I swear.
    It's not what it looks like!


  • #36
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    just ehen I was about to reveal I look/act like Dylan Moran/Bernard Black and possibly is him too, your loss! /storms off...line


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  • #37
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    I only asked Aunt Thaed that to see if she would marry a female...see if she was open to that thing. More like asking a question in a roundabout way!
    I was not actually wanting to marry Aunt Thaed. I swear.
    YOU are the man for meeeeee.

    >.>

    *calls Dannie to confirm Tar=Dylan Moran lookalike/actalike


  • #38
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    calls dannie to make him say what i want and make sure we meet in a dark room :P

    youre not off the hook>_>


  • #39
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    I'll make it up to you...I promise, oh honeybum!

    I'll start off with thanking your posts whenever I happen to see them no matter what they say**


    **unless it's some post saying RIP sorry your family died in that weird hot air balloon crash with a cow.


  • #40
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    haha good plan! honeybum made me laugh loudly, you win this round >_>


  • #41
    ToniTuddle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    SCORE!!

    Well...I mean...... it's not about winning. It's about loving.
    I'll see you later HoneyBum.

    *Smacks that ass and runs away offline*


    >.>

    <.<


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  • #42
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    cheeky..get it :eek:


  • #43
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Honeybum?

    Aunty Thaed? Is that even legal in Ireland?


  • #44
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Sarky wrote: »
    Honeybum?

    Aunty Thaed? Is that even legal in Ireland?

    As long as no bees are harmed, can't see the appeal of honey as lube for anal sex, really while it may provide a sugar rush it's going to be messy and not in a good way, unless your into that type of thing...


  • #45
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Where's my underpants? I want answers...

    186171.jpg


  • #46
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Put away your big gun!!!
    "look under the bed"


  • #47
    hitlersson666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,544 ✭✭✭hitlersson666


    i would love a free subscription can i have one please!!!!!!!


  • #48
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Dear Auntie T.

    I'm indecisive, so what should I have to eat today?

    Love Fago


  • #49
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Dear solution to all lifes problems,

    When will my package arrive?


  • #50
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Dear solution to all lifes problems,

    When will my package arrive?

    If you are male and you weren't born with one then you need to talk to your dr.
    Fago_25 wrote: »
    Dear Auntie T.

    I'm indecisive, so what should I have to eat today?

    Love Fago

    Your head
    hitlersson666 wrote: »
    i would love a free subscription can i have one please!!!!!!!

    To what, the nazi fetish email list, sign up for that is free as far as I know.
    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Where's my underpants? I want answers...

    Is Mr Spook is wearing them again?


  • #51
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So how much older than Beruthiel are you?


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  • #52
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    How many boards.ie members would you like to kill?

    How many have you tracked down?


  • #53
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Chah, mob satwhy shorby don dassa? :D (Ger buquji hoz-hoz!!!:confused:) kthanxby


  • #54
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Sarky wrote: »
    So how much older than Beruthiel are you?

    Using your punny earth years I am not older.
    In terms of the green sun's solar years I am 3 score and 10 years older.


  • #55
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    the_syco wrote: »
    How many boards.ie members would you like to kill?

    If you kill them you limit their learning curve, where as maiming on the other hand will have results and sets better examples.
    the_syco wrote: »
    How many have you tracked down?

    /sniff

    I don't stalk people, I have minions for that.


  • #56
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,866 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Using your punny earth years I am not older.
    In terms of the green sun's solar years I am 3 score and 10 years older.
    You're an Oan?


  • #57
    Toasty113
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    WHHHHHYYY!!!


  • #58
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    cyberwolf77 wrote: »
    You're an Oan?

    How are you, I give a green sun as a reference you insult me like that!
    Toasty113 wrote: »
    WHHHHHYYY!!!

    because you touch yourself at night.


  • #59
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,866 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    How are you, I give a green sun as a reference you insult me like that!
    I meant you from Oa.


  • #60
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    More like Apokolips then Oa.


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  • #61
    Lord ButterSlip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Thaedydal? Do you like Chicken?


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