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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,248 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    Cdfm likes to pee in the shower and the swimming pool.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jizforever will do anything for a latte


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,248 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    A conversation with Cdfm may infect your brain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Jeb had a threesome with a dog and cat once, he left the pussy to one side and sucked the dog dry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,248 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    Staker won the womens 500m sprint at the olympics but then after a series of tests it was discovered that she was a bloke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Panda misread the advertisement and actually went to the gym last evening to enrol for his own personal tranny:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,248 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    I heard that you were a ladykiller Staker. They take one look at you and die of shock.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Panda has black bruises around his eyes for turning up at womens marathons and asking the contestants if they want to avail of his gender testing unit with his todger hanging out of his pants.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jedwardforeverjoenever has a picture on his phone who he claims is his girlfriend but even his Ma knows its Anne doyle the Rte Newsreader from the telly.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,248 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    I know what sign you were born under cdFm ......'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    gayhoover forgot himself on christmas day and actually lobbed his lad out to the priest on the altar whilst receiving communion. Fr. Murphy chuckled knowingly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    Staker's real name is Fr. Murphy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jedwardforever sighs and a little bit of wee escapes whenever he hears Susan Boyle on the radio.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,248 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    cDfM all day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm has never used that one before:p;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker wrote: »
    CDfm has never used that one before:p;)

    Oh no a baseless lie -just like this one

    Staker scored tonight and is in bed with a woman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    CDfm is that woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Panda stopped on the relief road on the way home tonight, he waited for 3 hours solid by the roadside with his trousers down waiting for a free hand shandy:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker wrote: »
    Panda stopped on the relief road on the way home tonight, he waited for 3 hours solid by the roadside with his trousers down waiting for a free hand shandy:eek:

    ...from Staker.:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    NIF was down the road in his car shagging a leftover firecracker in a jar of marmalade.
    JG's was out the back taking photos and sent everyone in TCN a copy:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ......has burned his lips trying to have sex with his car giving his engine manifold a blow job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    still believes thats santa only comes for him!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..santa cum's in JGS's face, every xmas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    nif allways wanted to be a choirboy and show his willy to the priest, he's still doing it today


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    colrow was named in those reports..........he's considering his position.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If none of you can think of anything better than insults based on sexual deviancy I'll move this thread to the Thunderdome where you're making it belong.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,865 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky enjoys hugging fluffy bunnies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Sarky woke up in a good mood this morning and decided to spread a little happinesss.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Sarky can't tell his S's from his N's


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