Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

joes girls

Amalgam can only make lumpy spuds that no-one will eat!!!

niceirishfella

............likes testicles that feels like lumpy spudz.

joes girls

Has a problem with getting too much sex, needs a break, if for nothing else just to sort out the walk again!!!

niceirishfella

......keeps PM'ing me looking to meet up for what she describes as a "damn good seeing to"

Cicero

nif keeps checking his PMs every 30 seconds in the hope that he gets that invite

niceirishfella

Cicero wrote: »

nif keeps checking his PMs every 30 seconds in the hope that he gets that invite

.needs to go to specsavers.





look at my post ffs.:)

Matt Holck

deleted all incoming PMs

CDfm

Matt has run out of corn plasters and has pm'd nif about it

niceirishfella

.....would like to delete most things from his life, including his 22stone boyfriend lover.

Cicero

thinks specsavers is a bank

Amalgam

Cicero does Espresso Machine sounds when making Maxwell instant for guests.

CDfm

Cicero thinks Lemsip Max Strenght is a WWE wrestler

Cicero

got a new pair of fake sun glasses for his avatar this Christmas

CDfm

Amalgam makes espresso machine sounds while kissing his girlfriend

Cicero

...makes expresso machine sounds when imitating an expresso machine...:eek:

Amalgam

CDfm takes a swig from a naggin of Cif, every now and then..

Cicero

kills badgers just for some lousey hairs to replace on his shaving brush...leaves the dead body in the middle of the road to make it look like a road kill...

BluesBerry

fantasises about being humphry bogart and secretly fancies Sam the piano player

Amalgam

Cicero wrote: »

kills badgers just for some lousey hairs to replace on his shaving brush...leaves the dead body in the middle of the road to make it look like a road kill...

Take a closer look at my brush in the sig. I use..

CDfm

Cicero hacked his local hotels website announcing X factor auditions being held and dressed up as Simon Cowell but noone was fooled

niceirishfella

Cdfm keeps trying to style his hair like the HOFF in the 80's and looks like the local village ediot everytime he steps out the door of his mammy's house where he stll lives at 45 years of age.

niceirishfella

CDfm wrote: »

Amalgam makes espresso machine sounds while kissing his girlfriendBOYFRIEND

Fixed that for you!:D

BluesBerry

niceirishfella sings the theme tune of the brady bunch while curling his hair and painting his toenails every saturday night so he can look gorgeous for mass on sunday

CDfm

niceirishfella has plans for a cookery programme on local radio but cant cook but thats not a problem he has watched Hells Kitchen and hopes to wing it by screaming abuse at his co-presenter. It just might work.

CDfm

BluesBerry gets all her cosmetics from a pound shop

Panda

CDfm smacked a handicapped baby in the face.

Amalgam

CDfm buys his condoms from a small, beady eyed nun.

niceirishfella

.....can't buy condoms small enough for his weeeeeeee todger.

CDfm

Niceirishfella believes that white y-fronts are making a comeback

niceirishfella

............likes his young boys in Y fronts.