Steven Seagal is a real life cop

Gummy Panda · 26-12-2009 07:28PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

of course its retarded, thats what makes it so good!

when he's in the car and it goes to slow motion and he's spotting the body movement of pedestrians on the sidewalks it reminded me of training day when denzel washington gives ethan hawke pcp while theyre driving around the streets

LOL!

Yeah i forgot that.

"The turn of a head, the tapping of a foot... these are signs blah blah blah blah". These are signs of mundane human movement

He really is the Zen Master :pac:

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 08:33PM

Vampireskiss wrote: »

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

seagals black belt rating is much harder to achieve than chucks nearest equivalent

it would be a good fight but never gonna happen

Bodhidharma · 26-12-2009 08:44PM

Wasn't Steven Seagal elevated to the level of a God on earth by his martial art (and no i'm not joking)?

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 08:44PM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

LOL!

Yeah i forgot that.

"The turn of a head, the tapping of a foot... these are signs blah blah blah blah". These are signs of mundane human movement

He really is the Zen Master :pac:

in all fairness tho thats the producer and directors fault for hamming it up, he is talented in what he does but maybe his role in law enforcement is slightly exaggerated? lol

Im sure word gets around real quick in a ghetto neighbourhood that steven seagal is a local sherif, but many people are surprised to see him on patrol

"get um, get um, where he at?" apparently he only lives in the south 2 months a year but has a strong accent

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 08:47PM

Bodhidharma wrote: »

Wasn't Steven Seagal elevated to the level of a God on earth by his martial art (and no i'm not joking)?

no, he was pronounced as a reincarnated zen master or something by the dalai lama

he believes we are all god, part of the same energy. all equal

he is a strange man but all we can know about his is youtube videos and rumors, he is highly respected in his martial art

opinion guy · 26-12-2009 08:49PM

Vampireskiss wrote: »

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

Seagal has aslo trained in JuJitsu thou don't ask me what style or to what level.

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

seagals black belt rating is much harder to achieve than chucks nearest equivalent

it would be a good fight but never gonna happen

I'm be inclinded to agree - not too many 7th dan aikidoka around. I once saw a middle aged 5thdan Aikido blackbelt - fat, grey middle aged bloke - I've never seen anyone move like the guy - he was about 5 moves ahead of everyone else. Word is Seagal has shown up at Aikido dojo's in France and fought with whoever wants to fight him and just didn't loose

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 08:54PM

opinion guy wrote: »

Word is Seagal has shown up at Aikido dojo's in France and fought with whoever wants to fight him and just didn't loose

yes, i heard from 2 people who had worked with him that seagal would lay a challenge for anyone to take him on in anyway, he offered cash too

this was over 10yrs ago before he got bloated. not sure but perhaps he's the only westerner with his rank. his martial art enables defence against many attackers, the tests for his multiple Dan levels would be extremely hard, multiple trained attackers coming at you head on, not just thugs/bums on the street or drunks in bars.

spadder · 26-12-2009 09:00PM

Didn't Seagal have some bother with some mafia guys a while back? ( in real life)

InkSlinger67 · 26-12-2009 09:02PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

have you met him in real life?

No but its well known that he is a perv. There was a 'scandal' a good few years ago about him making actresses auditioning for parts in his movie to strip down to the nip and dance in front of him.

I use inverted commas around the word scandal but what would you expect from a guy who thinks a greasy pony tail is cool!

Niiiiice!! :cool:

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 09:04PM

spadder wrote: »

Didn't Seagal have some bother with some mafia guys a while back? ( in real life)

well he's still alive so either way he's still awesome!

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 09:06PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

No but its well known that he is a perv. There was a 'scandal' a good few years ago about him making actresses auditioning for parts in his movie to strip down to the nip and dance in front of him.

I use inverted commas around the word scandal but what would you expect from a guy who thinks a greasy pony tail is cool!

Niiiiice!! :cool:

thats hollywood for ya, at least its was just dancing!

nobodys perfect but I'm not a fan of sleaziness myself

spadder · 26-12-2009 09:08PM

Is he a bit of a clown?

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

HorseRadish · 26-12-2009 09:16PM

I watched the first two episodes. Not bad but his "sixth-sense" stuff is a bit corny!

MagicMarker · 26-12-2009 09:23PM

The dude married Kelly LeBrock, he'll always be a legend! :cool:

Irish_polizei · 26-12-2009 11:28PM

HorseRadish wrote: »

I watched the first two episodes. Not bad but his "sixth-sense" stuff is a bit corny!

Were did you watch them?

opinion guy · 27-12-2009 05:25AM

Vampireskiss wrote: »

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

Of course the other problem with this argument is that most disciplines of Aikido apart from Tomiki Aikido(sometimes called sport Aikido) don't hold competitions as its considered contrary to the philosophy of the art.

Have to say thou - I'd be very curious to see how top level Aikidoka would fare against top level Gracie Jujitsu practitoners. That would be interesting.

kumate_champ07 · 27-12-2009 05:28AM

spadder wrote: »

Is he a bit of a clown?

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

interesting read, he is definitely a complex character, but how much of that article is true? Its a pretty bizzare tale. I think anyone would be scared of the mafia, you cant dodge a tommy gun! If theres a hit on you a black belt dont matter, aint nothin but a thang, thats for sure

garyt24 · 27-12-2009 11:28AM

Thanks for posting this up...Luv STEVEN SEAGAL...

Ill watch this...

No offence to Chuck Norris cause hes legend but Steven Seagal is much more of a legend.....Oh Yes its true

PLIIM · 27-12-2009 11:42AM

Everyone famous person can get be an honorary police officer in America. Latoya Jackson, Elvis, Jim Carey ... The list goes on.

Seagal is such an egomaniac its funny watching that show. I wonder does he know that people watch it to get a laugh, rather than to go "Oh, wow, look how cool Seagal is."

Irish_polizei · 28-12-2009 03:22AM

It turns out hes only a Reserve :rolleyes:

Pdfile · 28-12-2009 08:01AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

interesting read, he is definitely a complex character, but how much of that article is true? Its a pretty bizzare tale. I think anyone would be scared of the mafia, you cant dodge a tommy gun! If theres a hit on you a black belt dont matter, aint nothin but a thang, thats for sure

he sounds like a loud-mouth gob****e who needs to be knocked the f*** out.

like most hardy men. All show, no go.

im_invisible · 28-12-2009 08:26AM

Ted, you're not gonna believe this! Clint Eastwood has been arrested for a crime he didn't commit....

dont you hate when you arrive at a thread a few pages too late?

davyjose · 28-12-2009 08:55AM

opinion guy wrote: »

Have to say thou - I'd be very curious to see how top level Aikidoka would fare against top level Gracie Jujitsu practitoners. That would be interesting.

You just broke my nerdometer ... thanks :mad:

Blazer · 28-12-2009 09:11AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

did you see him in the onion movie?

fúck..that is so funny

I wish I could thank you a 100 times

opinion guy · 28-12-2009 10:55AM

Berkut wrote: »

fúck..that is so funny
I wish I could thank you a 100 times

Linky ??

Blazer · 28-12-2009 12:50PM

opinion guy wrote: »

Linky ??

man...it's on the first page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveSqhjwQGE

Biggins · 28-12-2009 03:40PM

Willie O'dea.
He wouldn't last a week on the street!

Doug Cartel · 28-12-2009 03:57PM

Apparently aul Steve made a mess of himself when he got choked out by Gene Lebell. http://judoinfo.com/discuss/index.php?showtopic=951

Steven Seagal is a real life cop

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