Steven Seagal is a real life cop

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 4:27am #1

thats right, Steven Seagal deputy sherif
I think more people should know about this awesomeness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHIvI7wG8oA

Ive watched the first 2 episodes, theres some ott video editing but it seems real, he was a really slow southern accent and sweats alot

what famous Irish person would you like to have on the force?

Liam Neeson or Colm Meaney would make great guards

Brendan Gleeson could clean up the boardwalks, maybe honory Irish man Daniel Day Lewis could walk the streets of Dublin and rid them of immigrant beggar scum!

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 4:28am

Chuck Norris FTW !

That_Guy · 26-12-2009 4:29am

http://www.lie-insandtigers.com/sam/web_images/StevenSeagull2.jpg

much better.

Hank_Jones · 26-12-2009 4:29am

I'd like to see Brian Cowen on the force.

Seeing him trying to chase down someone would possibly be the greatest thing ever.

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 4:30am

robbie_998 wrote: »

Chuck Norris FTW !

actually not really, he turns 70 in 2010. seagal is higher ranked in martial arts and more of a badass, he just doesnt (secretly) make up a fake persona for himself!

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 4:31am

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

actually not really, he turns 70 in 2010. seagal is higher ranked in martial arts and more of a badass, he just doesnt (secretly) make up a fake persona for himself!

you really think thats gonna stop chuck norris ?
:pac:

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 4:44am

robbie_998 wrote: »

you really think thats gonna stop chuck norris ?
:pac:

yes?

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 4:46am

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

yes?

No.

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 4:48am

robbie_998 wrote: »

No.

we'll see.

OutlawPete · 26-12-2009 5:05am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveSqhjwQGE

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 5:09am

OutlawPete wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveSqhjwQGE

did you see him in the onion movie?

OutlawPete · 26-12-2009 5:16am

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

did you see him in the onion movie?

Nope ..

Was looking for the clip from The Friday Night Project where he says his dog saved him from a fire by running into his bedroom and barking (

) "The House Is On Fire" at him

Here's a different clip from that show though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOxcGfXJ5Jc

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 26-12-2009 5:57am

The wrestler The Great Khalid was a cop in India. Crime rate must have been low.

ronbyrne2005 · 26-12-2009 6:20am

So is the giant basketballer Shaquelle o'Neill

Ruu_Old · 26-12-2009 2:46pm

So is Lou Ferrigno aka The Hulk!

AnonoBoy · 26-12-2009 2:55pm

I'd like to see a cop show where Brendan O'Connor goes out on the streets of Dublin. It'd be fun to see him try to deal with the locals without getting his ass kicked every night.

InkSlinger67 · 26-12-2009 2:55pm

Seagal is a real life sleazy cnut too!

markok84 · 26-12-2009 3:04pm

he also cooks :-|

samhail · 26-12-2009 4:10pm

"this is not hollywood - this is for real"

sounds like a money maker to me

OutlawPete · 26-12-2009 4:15pm

LaToya Jackson is also a cop in real life.

She is!

I'm serious.

Okay then, I'm making it up :rolleyes:

No one ever listens to a f**king word I say on here.

Jesus Wept · 26-12-2009 4:18pm

I thought this sounded entertaining when I heard about it a few months back, watched an episode and it was like a sh1t version of cops.

seanybiker · 26-12-2009 4:22pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

did you see him in the onion movie?

he went around hitting people in the nuts or something. Only flicked through it.

ScumLord · 26-12-2009 4:25pm

That show is ammasing. I've watched 5 episodes of it now and he's vanity knows no bounds.

It makes it seem all the more pathetic now because he's a fat lazy bastard and even has a wobble when he walks, all the guys on it are fast bastards. I've noticed his busts always go the same way, he uses his ninja skills to spot a criminal on the street make a subtle movement to give away his criminality they chase begins next thing you know Stevens standing over the bad guy and they've found a gun. It's unlikely either him or any of his crew could ever chase down and catch the guys in the show. It's probably those other police cars hidden discretely in the background.

cashville · 26-12-2009 4:31pm

Colm Meaney in character as the copper in Intermission, great entertainment!

Riddle101 · 26-12-2009 5:52pm

cashville wrote: »

Colm Meaney in character as the copper in Intermission, great entertainment!

He'd be brilliant on the streets of Dublin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGntt08OXzc

Can't get the rest of the scene though

Gummy Panda · 26-12-2009 6:04pm

ScumLord wrote: »

That show is ammasing. I've watched 5 episodes of it now and he's vanity knows no bounds.

It makes it seem all the more pathetic now because he's a fat lazy bastard and even has a wobble when he walks, all the guys on it are fast bastards. I've noticed his busts always go the same way, he uses his ninja skills to spot a criminal on the street make a subtle movement to give away his criminality they chase begins next thing you know Stevens standing over the bad guy and they've found a gun. It's unlikely either him or any of his crew could ever chase down and catch the guys in the show. It's probably those other police cars hidden discretely in the background.

I agree. Its so stupid.

Its basically Steven Stegal shoving his face and opinion into every scene. In the first episode you see him involved in a high speed chase. He is the passenger and keeps telling the driver to move lanes. Finally the driver snaps and tells Steven to stop telling him how to drive.

When the car they're chasing finally gets boxed in, his car is last on the scene but he is the one on camera putting the handcuffed suspect into the marked police car. This wasn't before there was 5-6 cops on the guy pinning the suspect down then tazering him.

I was wondering why they tazered the suspect, considering there is at least 8 cops circled around the guy and 5-6 were pinning him down.

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 6:05pm

cashville wrote: »

Colm Meaney in character as the copper in Intermission, great entertainment!

thats one movie i keep forgeting to watch, its on my to do list now thanks

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 6:09pm

of course its retarded, thats what makes it so good!

when he's in the car and it goes to slow motion and he's spotting the body movement of pedestrians on the sidewalks it reminded me of training day when denzel washington gives ethan hawke pcp while theyre driving around the streets

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 6:09pm

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Seagal is a real life sleazy cnut too!

have you met him in real life?

cashville · 26-12-2009 6:23pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

thats one movie i keep forgeting to watch, its on my to do list now thanks

I think it's on tonight on TG4.

Vampireskiss · 26-12-2009 6:28pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

actually not really, he turns 70 in 2010. seagal is higher ranked in martial arts and more of a badass, he just doesnt (secretly) make up a fake persona for himself!

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

Gummy Panda · 26-12-2009 6:28pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

of course its retarded, thats what makes it so good!

when he's in the car and it goes to slow motion and he's spotting the body movement of pedestrians on the sidewalks it reminded me of training day when denzel washington gives ethan hawke pcp while theyre driving around the streets

LOL!

Yeah i forgot that.

"The turn of a head, the tapping of a foot... these are signs blah blah blah blah". These are signs of mundane human movement

He really is the Zen Master :pac:

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 7:33pm

Vampireskiss wrote: »

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

seagals black belt rating is much harder to achieve than chucks nearest equivalent

it would be a good fight but never gonna happen

Bodhidharma · 26-12-2009 7:44pm

Wasn't Steven Seagal elevated to the level of a God on earth by his martial art (and no i'm not joking)?

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 7:44pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

LOL!

Yeah i forgot that.

"The turn of a head, the tapping of a foot... these are signs blah blah blah blah". These are signs of mundane human movement

He really is the Zen Master :pac:

in all fairness tho thats the producer and directors fault for hamming it up, he is talented in what he does but maybe his role in law enforcement is slightly exaggerated? lol

Im sure word gets around real quick in a ghetto neighbourhood that steven seagal is a local sherif, but many people are surprised to see him on patrol

"get um, get um, where he at?" apparently he only lives in the south 2 months a year but has a strong accent

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 7:47pm

Bodhidharma wrote: »

Wasn't Steven Seagal elevated to the level of a God on earth by his martial art (and no i'm not joking)?

no, he was pronounced as a reincarnated zen master or something by the dalai lama

he believes we are all god, part of the same energy. all equal

he is a strange man but all we can know about his is youtube videos and rumors, he is highly respected in his martial art

opinion guy · 26-12-2009 7:49pm

Vampireskiss wrote: »

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

Seagal has aslo trained in JuJitsu thou don't ask me what style or to what level.

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

seagals black belt rating is much harder to achieve than chucks nearest equivalent

it would be a good fight but never gonna happen

I'm be inclinded to agree - not too many 7th dan aikidoka around. I once saw a middle aged 5thdan Aikido blackbelt - fat, grey middle aged bloke - I've never seen anyone move like the guy - he was about 5 moves ahead of everyone else. Word is Seagal has shown up at Aikido dojo's in France and fought with whoever wants to fight him and just didn't loose

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 7:54pm

opinion guy wrote: »

Word is Seagal has shown up at Aikido dojo's in France and fought with whoever wants to fight him and just didn't loose

yes, i heard from 2 people who had worked with him that seagal would lay a challenge for anyone to take him on in anyway, he offered cash too

this was over 10yrs ago before he got bloated. not sure but perhaps he's the only westerner with his rank. his martial art enables defence against many attackers, the tests for his multiple Dan levels would be extremely hard, multiple trained attackers coming at you head on, not just thugs/bums on the street or drunks in bars.

spadder · 26-12-2009 8:00pm

Didn't Seagal have some bother with some mafia guys a while back? ( in real life)

InkSlinger67 · 26-12-2009 8:02pm

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

have you met him in real life?

No but its well known that he is a perv. There was a 'scandal' a good few years ago about him making actresses auditioning for parts in his movie to strip down to the nip and dance in front of him.

I use inverted commas around the word scandal but what would you expect from a guy who thinks a greasy pony tail is cool!

Niiiiice!! :cool:

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 8:04pm

spadder wrote: »

Didn't Seagal have some bother with some mafia guys a while back? ( in real life)

well he's still alive so either way he's still awesome!

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 8:06pm

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

No but its well known that he is a perv. There was a 'scandal' a good few years ago about him making actresses auditioning for parts in his movie to strip down to the nip and dance in front of him.

I use inverted commas around the word scandal but what would you expect from a guy who thinks a greasy pony tail is cool!

Niiiiice!! :cool:

thats hollywood for ya, at least its was just dancing!

nobodys perfect but I'm not a fan of sleaziness myself

spadder · 26-12-2009 8:08pm

Is he a bit of a clown?

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

HorseRadish · 26-12-2009 8:16pm

I watched the first two episodes. Not bad but his "sixth-sense" stuff is a bit corny!

MagicMarker · 26-12-2009 8:23pm

The dude married Kelly LeBrock, he'll always be a legend! :cool:

Irish_polizei · 26-12-2009 10:28pm

HorseRadish wrote: »

I watched the first two episodes. Not bad but his "sixth-sense" stuff is a bit corny!

Were did you watch them?

opinion guy · 27-12-2009 4:25am

Vampireskiss wrote: »

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

Of course the other problem with this argument is that most disciplines of Aikido apart from Tomiki Aikido(sometimes called sport Aikido) don't hold competitions as its considered contrary to the philosophy of the art.

Have to say thou - I'd be very curious to see how top level Aikidoka would fare against top level Gracie Jujitsu practitoners. That would be interesting.

kumate_champ07 · 27-12-2009 4:28am

spadder wrote: »

Is he a bit of a clown?

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

interesting read, he is definitely a complex character, but how much of that article is true? Its a pretty bizzare tale. I think anyone would be scared of the mafia, you cant dodge a tommy gun! If theres a hit on you a black belt dont matter, aint nothin but a thang, thats for sure

garyt24 · 27-12-2009 10:28am

Thanks for posting this up...Luv STEVEN SEAGAL...

Ill watch this...

No offence to Chuck Norris cause hes legend but Steven Seagal is much more of a legend.....Oh Yes its true

PLIIM · 27-12-2009 10:42am

Everyone famous person can get be an honorary police officer in America. Latoya Jackson, Elvis, Jim Carey ... The list goes on.

Seagal is such an egomaniac its funny watching that show. I wonder does he know that people watch it to get a laugh, rather than to go "Oh, wow, look how cool Seagal is."

Irish_polizei · 28-12-2009 2:22am

It turns out hes only a Reserve :rolleyes:

Steven Seagal is a real life cop

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