Steven Seagal is a real life cop

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 05:27AM #1

thats right, Steven Seagal deputy sherif
I think more people should know about this awesomeness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHIvI7wG8oA

Ive watched the first 2 episodes, theres some ott video editing but it seems real, he was a really slow southern accent and sweats alot

what famous Irish person would you like to have on the force?

Liam Neeson or Colm Meaney would make great guards

Brendan Gleeson could clean up the boardwalks, maybe honory Irish man Daniel Day Lewis could walk the streets of Dublin and rid them of immigrant beggar scum!

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 05:28AM

Chuck Norris FTW !

That_Guy · 26-12-2009 05:29AM

http://www.lie-insandtigers.com/sam/web_images/StevenSeagull2.jpg

much better.

Hank_Jones · 26-12-2009 05:29AM

I'd like to see Brian Cowen on the force.

Seeing him trying to chase down someone would possibly be the greatest thing ever.

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 05:30AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

Chuck Norris FTW !

actually not really, he turns 70 in 2010. seagal is higher ranked in martial arts and more of a badass, he just doesnt (secretly) make up a fake persona for himself!

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 05:31AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

actually not really, he turns 70 in 2010. seagal is higher ranked in martial arts and more of a badass, he just doesnt (secretly) make up a fake persona for himself!

you really think thats gonna stop chuck norris ?
:pac:

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 05:44AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

you really think thats gonna stop chuck norris ?
:pac:

yes?

robbie_998 · 26-12-2009 05:46AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

yes?

No.

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 05:48AM

robbie_998 wrote: »

No.

we'll see.

OutlawPete · 26-12-2009 06:05AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveSqhjwQGE

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 06:09AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EveSqhjwQGE

did you see him in the onion movie?

OutlawPete · 26-12-2009 06:16AM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

did you see him in the onion movie?

Nope ..

Was looking for the clip from The Friday Night Project where he says his dog saved him from a fire by running into his bedroom and barking (

) "The House Is On Fire" at him

Here's a different clip from that show though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOxcGfXJ5Jc

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 26-12-2009 06:57AM

The wrestler The Great Khalid was a cop in India. Crime rate must have been low.

ronbyrne2005 · 26-12-2009 07:20AM

So is the giant basketballer Shaquelle o'Neill

Ruu_Old · 26-12-2009 03:46PM

So is Lou Ferrigno aka The Hulk!

AnonoBoy · 26-12-2009 03:55PM

I'd like to see a cop show where Brendan O'Connor goes out on the streets of Dublin. It'd be fun to see him try to deal with the locals without getting his ass kicked every night.

InkSlinger67 · 26-12-2009 03:55PM

Seagal is a real life sleazy cnut too!

markok84 · 26-12-2009 04:04PM

he also cooks :-|

samhail · 26-12-2009 05:10PM

"this is not hollywood - this is for real"

sounds like a money maker to me

OutlawPete · 26-12-2009 05:15PM

LaToya Jackson is also a cop in real life.

She is!

I'm serious.

Okay then, I'm making it up :rolleyes:

No one ever listens to a f**king word I say on here.

Jesus Wept · 26-12-2009 05:18PM

I thought this sounded entertaining when I heard about it a few months back, watched an episode and it was like a sh1t version of cops.

seanybiker · 26-12-2009 05:22PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

did you see him in the onion movie?

he went around hitting people in the nuts or something. Only flicked through it.

ScumLord · 26-12-2009 05:25PM

That show is ammasing. I've watched 5 episodes of it now and he's vanity knows no bounds.

It makes it seem all the more pathetic now because he's a fat lazy bastard and even has a wobble when he walks, all the guys on it are fast bastards. I've noticed his busts always go the same way, he uses his ninja skills to spot a criminal on the street make a subtle movement to give away his criminality they chase begins next thing you know Stevens standing over the bad guy and they've found a gun. It's unlikely either him or any of his crew could ever chase down and catch the guys in the show. It's probably those other police cars hidden discretely in the background.

cashville · 26-12-2009 05:31PM

Colm Meaney in character as the copper in Intermission, great entertainment!

Riddle101 · 26-12-2009 06:52PM

cashville wrote: »

Colm Meaney in character as the copper in Intermission, great entertainment!

He'd be brilliant on the streets of Dublin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGntt08OXzc

Can't get the rest of the scene though

Gummy Panda · 26-12-2009 07:04PM

ScumLord wrote: »

That show is ammasing. I've watched 5 episodes of it now and he's vanity knows no bounds.

It makes it seem all the more pathetic now because he's a fat lazy bastard and even has a wobble when he walks, all the guys on it are fast bastards. I've noticed his busts always go the same way, he uses his ninja skills to spot a criminal on the street make a subtle movement to give away his criminality they chase begins next thing you know Stevens standing over the bad guy and they've found a gun. It's unlikely either him or any of his crew could ever chase down and catch the guys in the show. It's probably those other police cars hidden discretely in the background.

I agree. Its so stupid.

Its basically Steven Stegal shoving his face and opinion into every scene. In the first episode you see him involved in a high speed chase. He is the passenger and keeps telling the driver to move lanes. Finally the driver snaps and tells Steven to stop telling him how to drive.

When the car they're chasing finally gets boxed in, his car is last on the scene but he is the one on camera putting the handcuffed suspect into the marked police car. This wasn't before there was 5-6 cops on the guy pinning the suspect down then tazering him.

I was wondering why they tazered the suspect, considering there is at least 8 cops circled around the guy and 5-6 were pinning him down.

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 07:05PM

cashville wrote: »

Colm Meaney in character as the copper in Intermission, great entertainment!

thats one movie i keep forgeting to watch, its on my to do list now thanks

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 07:09PM

of course its retarded, thats what makes it so good!

when he's in the car and it goes to slow motion and he's spotting the body movement of pedestrians on the sidewalks it reminded me of training day when denzel washington gives ethan hawke pcp while theyre driving around the streets

kumate_champ07 · 26-12-2009 07:09PM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Seagal is a real life sleazy cnut too!

have you met him in real life?

cashville · 26-12-2009 07:23PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

thats one movie i keep forgeting to watch, its on my to do list now thanks

I think it's on tonight on TG4.

Vampireskiss · 26-12-2009 07:28PM

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

actually not really, he turns 70 in 2010. seagal is higher ranked in martial arts and more of a badass, he just doesnt (secretly) make up a fake persona for himself!

Actually that is not true Segal is not ranked higher in the Martial Arts than Chuck Norris

Segal is a 7th dan in the art of Aikedo

Norris has practised many martials arts including Karate which he has a 5th dan in,Tangsoodoo a style similar to taekwondo which he has an 8th dan in and he also also trained with the gracies in BJJ brazillian jujitsu.He also is 7 time world champion in full contact karate, segal had never fought professionally

Steven Seagal is a real life cop

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