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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Beau x1


    Who gives a ****? She's a slut. Just let her do her thang.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    aye, they never forget....

    Except the bit about picking up the wrapper eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    You got a whooore ya lucky duck. Have fun.........
















    Get a HIV test after though (JUST IN CASE)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    I agree with all the other posters here, she's a dirty whore.



    So the only thing to do is film yourself ploughing her and post it on the internet. A gonzo shot would be fine, no need to expose your face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    None of this would have happened had you killed, or at least absolutely put the fear of God into the ex.

    I hate ex's, I'd have done it for you.

    Other than that, I'll let the other lads rip you apart.

    /settles down - this is gonna be fun!.

    Mak, will you do me a favour? I need some people taken care of! :P (Seriously though, I really do fcukers! )


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Hey ya, just trying to blow off some steam with this post but maybe wouldnt mind peoples input on this too!

    Basically I arrived home after a few days away to the house that I was sharing with my girlfriend and found an open condom wrapper beside the bed, she was with me in the room when I found this and you might expect that after being caught rotten like that she might start to be honest about how it got there, only she has since told me about a hundred different stories as to how it got there -

    1 - first she said that she simply didnt know how it got there. There was only two people in the house while I was away, her and her uncle.

    2 - She then decided that it was her uncle that has used it with someone and had obviously went snooping around our room to find the condom. Unfortunately her uncle had absolutely nothing to do with the condom and that I can guarantee near 100%.

    3 - She then decided once again that she knew nothing about it, after a short time she 'admitted' that she had used it to put over a sex toy cause of hygiene and she didnt say before cause she was embarrassed.

    4 - She said then after that this wasnt true and that she didnt know how it got there. After more arguing she told me that she couldnt tell me as she was embarrassed about it, she then told me that she would tell me everything after she went for a walk.

    5 - After her walk she came back and told me that she had slept with her ex while I was away.

    6 - The next day she told me that she made that up to finish the issue and that it wasnt true, that she didnt know anything about the condom and she hadnt used it.

    7 - The next day she said again that it was actually her that used it and that it was with her ex.

    8 - She said again about an hour later that it wasnt true and that she didnt know anything about it once again.

    What a farce! What the hell is going on? The more that it goes on like this the more annoyed I am becoming because basically I feel that either she thinks I am an absolute idiot, or else she is taking the mick completely. Needless to say the relationship is done, but I think I would like to know what kind of craic has been going on in the room that I slept in every night!

    This isnt the only dodgy bit of behaviour from her, another time she was texting a man over 10 years older that her who she worked with, a married man. She used work late in a bar, one night she said she got a lift home from him and his wife, later she denied altogether that she ever got a lift from him at all!! I wouldnt give too many more examples cause I'll make myself look a bigger eejit. The condom one is the one that I want to get to the bottom of though, I feel like she could be covering something crazy altogether! If its true that she would make up a story of sleeping with her ex to finish the issue then the truth must be crazy altogether!!

    What do people think? :confused:


    Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    KILL HER


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    OP, that bitch is a malignant cunt. Forget her, destroy anything you have that is connected to her in anyway. She's a dirty rotten bitch, simple as that. If that's the story with her ex and all that, that she's told you God only knows what the truth is. For your own sanity:
    DO NOT GO BACK TO HER!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭MegaSin


    I think this would make a great episode of jeremy kyle.

    The Bf found a condom wrapper in his bed. Gf didnt use it and stayed there with her "uncle" and somehow the BF knows the uncle can't get it up.... oh and did we tell you the uncle is an ELEPHANT!:D

    On a serious note punch her out the door with a brick and be rid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    MegaSin wrote: »
    I think this would make a great episode of jeremy kyle.

    The Bf found a condom wrapper in his bed. Gf didnt use it and stayed there with her "uncle" and somehow the BF knows the uncle can't get it up.... oh and did we tell you the uncle is an ELEPHANT!:D

    On a serious note punch her out the door with a brick and be rid

    Next episode, who's the father of the child....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    MegaSin wrote: »
    I think this would make a great episode of jeremy kyle.

    The Bf found a condom wrapper in his bed. Gf didnt use it and stayed there with her "uncle" and somehow the BF knows the uncle can't get it up.... oh and did we tell you the uncle is an ELEPHANT!:D

    On a serious note punch her out the door with a brick and be rid

    I just saw your location as Ballymun...;)

    I won't say anymore because you're spot on and it sounds less psychotic than my response!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Your girlfriend is an unpaid whore, essentially. Kick her to the curb, and when you do it - show no emotion. Don't be angry with her. Treat it as if it is a relief. This will only piss her off more, as women love to be the centre of attention.

    Oh, and for bonus points - throw a fiver at her as she leaves and tell her to keep the change.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    get really drunk while she's out and take pleasure in throwing every piece of clothing, , one by one outside the door along with the rest of her posessions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭lee_


    Marry her while you still have the chance shes a real Keeper.

    All those creative stories will keep you entertained into old age and she likes toys ( :


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Your girlfriend is an unpaid whore, essentially. Kick her to the curb, and when you do it - show no emotion. Don't be angry with her. Treat it as if it is a relief. This will only piss her off more, as women love to be the centre of attention.

    Oh, and for bonus points - throw a fiver at her as she leaves and tell her to keep the change.

    There's only one word to describe this...

    Smooth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭Nozebleed


    she's immature..i wouldn't have any time for her..just give her the cold shoulder..dont entertain her at all. and let all your friends know what she's like. and tell her own girl fiends what kind of tramp she has shown herself to be.
    go out get yourself a new miss'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭yogidc26


    Put her out in the cold she is cheating on you no question about it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Numina


    Jesus, OP. It mustn't get old for you if she manages to lie to you successfully 5 times in a row. I feel bad for you that you're taken for a ride so easily.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    brummytom wrote: »
    KILL HER
    Necrophilia FTW


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,218 ✭✭✭ParkRunner


    Come back OP we need more fuel for this thread! +1 on the makings of a good Jeremy Kyle show :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Ride her best mate, i once fingered an ex head wreckers mate(not best) years ago and told her all about it :D felt great after it...and i didn't even wear Protection


  • Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yeah, she DEFINITELY had sex with her uncle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    You need Johnny O from The Break Up as a friend


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭HelloJellyFish


    This is what you should do, believe me it will drive her mad....

    Take the wrapper she left next to your bed, get it framed and put it up on your living room wall. It will be there for everybody to see and comment on....:)

    If you get asked why you have a framed condom wrapper on your wall, just refer the questions to her.....it will kill her!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Lachako wrote: »
    Is 'the Uncle' the brother of a prominent Northern politician? Either way, she's definitely taking the micky.

    Yeah she is.


    Bow chicka bow bow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    dlofnep wrote: »
    Your girlfriend is an unpaid whore, essentially. Kick her to the curb, and when you do it - show no emotion. Don't be angry with her. Treat it as if it is a relief. This will only piss her off more, as women love to be the centre of attention.

    Oh, and for bonus points - throw a fiver at her as she leaves and tell her to keep the change.




    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    Ah next excuse will be she was having a water balloon fight and ran out of balloons.


    Seriously though if she cheated or not she's lied so many times how can you ever trust her again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 346 ✭✭LeoGilly


    Ditch the Bitch! Plenty of fish in the sea!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,929 ✭✭✭Calibos


    I had decided what to post a few pages back but continued reading to the end.
    Yeah but, No but, Yeah but
    sounds even more appropriate now that I read the location is Balllymun. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,769 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    Get her to do stuff in bed she doesn't like but will do because she feels guilty. Then when her sphincter is compltely disintegrated dump her.


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