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Skanky GF!!

  • 25-12-2009 02:55PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8


    Hey ya, just trying to blow off some steam with this post but maybe wouldnt mind peoples input on this too!

    Basically I arrived home after a few days away to the house that I was sharing with my girlfriend and found an open condom wrapper beside the bed, she was with me in the room when I found this and you might expect that after being caught rotten like that she might start to be honest about how it got there, only she has since told me about a hundred different stories as to how it got there -

    1 - first she said that she simply didnt know how it got there. There was only two people in the house while I was away, her and her uncle.

    2 - She then decided that it was her uncle that has used it with someone and had obviously went snooping around our room to find the condom. Unfortunately her uncle had absolutely nothing to do with the condom and that I can guarantee near 100%.

    3 - She then decided once again that she knew nothing about it, after a short time she 'admitted' that she had used it to put over a sex toy cause of hygiene and she didnt say before cause she was embarrassed.

    4 - She said then after that this wasnt true and that she didnt know how it got there. After more arguing she told me that she couldnt tell me as she was embarrassed about it, she then told me that she would tell me everything after she went for a walk.

    5 - After her walk she came back and told me that she had slept with her ex while I was away.

    6 - The next day she told me that she made that up to finish the issue and that it wasnt true, that she didnt know anything about the condom and she hadnt used it.

    7 - The next day she said again that it was actually her that used it and that it was with her ex.

    8 - She said again about an hour later that it wasnt true and that she didnt know anything about it once again.

    What a farce! What the hell is going on? The more that it goes on like this the more annoyed I am becoming because basically I feel that either she thinks I am an absolute idiot, or else she is taking the mick completely. Needless to say the relationship is done, but I think I would like to know what kind of craic has been going on in the room that I slept in every night!

    This isnt the only dodgy bit of behaviour from her, another time she was texting a man over 10 years older that her who she worked with, a married man. She used work late in a bar, one night she said she got a lift home from him and his wife, later she denied altogether that she ever got a lift from him at all!! I wouldnt give too many more examples cause I'll make myself look a bigger eejit. The condom one is the one that I want to get to the bottom of though, I feel like she could be covering something crazy altogether! If its true that she would make up a story of sleeping with her ex to finish the issue then the truth must be crazy altogether!!

    What do people think? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    You've come to the right place OP. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    She's a skanky hoe hoe hoe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    I think you're well shot.

    Sh*tty time of the year to find out though. I suggest getting very drunk and then throwing her out on her arse in the cold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    None of this would have happened had you killed, or at least absolutely put the fear of God into the ex.

    I hate ex's, I'd have done it for you.

    Other than that, I'll let the other lads rip you apart.

    /settles down - this is gonna be fun!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    She sounds like a right piece of work. :eek:
    Get rid Op, no room for lying crazies in your life.


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    What do people think? :confused:

    You should buy more condoms:

    http://www.amazon.com/100-Condoms-Variety-Pack-CondomMans/dp/B0009AJK34


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum



    What do people think? :confused:

    have you ever heard of a pyramid scheme? i happen to be in a position to sell you a slot on one for a very reasonable price..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 431 ✭✭punkindrublic


    Wertz wrote: »
    I think you're well shot.

    Sh*tty time of the year to find out though. I suggest getting very drunk and then throwing her out on her arse in the cold.

    IAWTC! she sounds proper crazy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    Maybe there was a shortage of carrots and she wanted to keep one clean for the Christmas dinner?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Maybe you don't marry this one...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Maybe you're living with twins?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭ANXIOUS


    At least she used something the only skanky bit is she didnt put it in the bin, was their no fluid in the condom? If you get my drift. ( I dont know why im even trying to be more coy then your gf who is cheating on you)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Hmm you might get more serious answers in the Personal Issues/Relationship Issues forum.

    But what I think is this:

    There are two options:
    a ) she's either a bull****ting, crazy, headwrecker or
    b ) she's a bull****ting, crazy headwrecker who cheats

    Either way. What does it matter what actually happened ? Quit letting her mess with your head, dump her and be done with it. Find someone less crazy and headwrecking.

    Simples...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,924 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    She was in the house all weekend with her uncle?

    ...

    Yep, I'd try to cover that up too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    the uncle is the elephant in the room


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Wertz wrote: »
    I think you're well shot.

    .

    So was she...........apparently:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Hmm you might get more serious answers in the Personal Issues/Relationship Issues forum.


    Just WHAT are you trying to say?.... ¬¬


    :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    the uncle is the elephant in the room

    Are elephants known for their use of contraception?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 605 ✭✭✭Gator


    Happy xmas........you have the clap....wtf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,924 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Wertz wrote: »
    Are elephants known for their use of contraception?

    That, and the love of consentual sex with their nieces.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭Lachako


    the uncle is the elephant in the room

    Is 'the Uncle' the brother of a prominent Northern politician? Either way, she's definitely taking the micky.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    o1s1n wrote: »
    That, and the love of consentual sex with their nieces.

    ...and buns. Elephants love buns.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Happy Christmas OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    There was only two people in the house while I was away, her and her uncle.
    If its true that she would make up a story of sleeping with her ex to finish the issue then the truth must be crazy altogether!!

    What do people think? :confused:

    Think we have our answer here. Another legendary AH thread in the making.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    If she can't give one straight and honest answer about something so serious to your relationship - your well out of there from her.
    Say your hard goodbyes and move on. This is not a relationship that is going to last.
    There is no trust, there is lies and misdirection. The relationship foundations is shakey at best.
    At worst they will be pulled from under you when SHE finally feels like it!

    Get out now with some dignity and move on with your life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    At least she used a condom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    Wertz wrote: »
    Are elephants known for their use of contraception?

    aye, they never forget....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    No matter what dump her. She is a liar. Would you really like to spend your days second guessing what she says?

    I think she used the condom but not with her ex. She probably had a one night stand with someone she meet in a pub and thinks saying it was the ex is less slutty or something.

    [AH response]**** on her dog!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    How do you know her uncle didnt use it? Ya riding him?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 847 ✭✭✭Proxy




    But seriously, pull the plug. There's no way you can 100% trust her again, she's destroyed the relationship completely.


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