2010 Newspaper Headline's

Mike... · 23-12-2009 09:44PM #1

So here is the Idea, From events in 2009 post up what you think might be likely head lines in 2010.

Sport

More Misey for Mayo in All Ireland Final.

England poised to life World Cup

England lose to *Insert any country here* on penalties

Regional

Josef Fritzl wins Kerryman of the year award.

and so on...think it might be a bit of fun

Riamfada · 23-12-2009 09:45PM

World Still Shit

4zn76tysfajdxp · 23-12-2009 09:46PM

Parodic newspaper headlines "No longer funny" - Pope.

AARRRGH · 23-12-2009 09:48PM

"Ireland still in a recession. No one surprised except the economists."

CrazyRabbit · 23-12-2009 09:51PM

"Boards.ie newspaper headlines predictions for 2010 proved to be accurate!"

"Teacher accused of having relationship with student"

"The recession is over!"

"The recession will last another 5 years, experts say"

"Priest arrested for abusing children"

"Inquiry into XXX to cost €30 million"

"Worst something something on record!"

"New taxes from midnight"

BirrDude · 23-12-2009 09:53PM

'George W. Wins 'Remarkable' Re-Election Following Obama Assassination.'

free gaff? · 23-12-2009 09:56PM

''Roddy Collins leaves Cork City''

cml387 · 23-12-2009 09:57PM

Intrusive apostrophes still prevalent in post titles.

Rented Mule · 23-12-2009 09:59PM

Cowen/Harney love child climbs Spire and swats at airplanes.

Midnight_EG · 23-12-2009 10:00PM

This just in - Bollocko still hasnt gone bollocko!

Juwwi · 23-12-2009 10:03PM

" A second man claims to have had an affair with tiger woods "

Run_to_da_hills · 23-12-2009 10:13PM

Brussels to introduce biometric identity cards. :eek:

Blackjack · 23-12-2009 10:19PM

"Public Service Unions Threaten further days of action. Civil Service Productivity increased."

"Anal Grammar Nazis (is that right?) go nuts."

"Ferguson insists Ref should have played more than 12 minutes Extra time as Utd Draw"

"Shades of 66" - only in the English red tops, after the opening Ceremony of the world cup.

"Properties can't go any lower - Construction Industry Federation chief".

"Kenny calls on Minister for [insert dept in Alphabetical order] to Resign".

"Obscure consultants report Discussed at great length in Dail - no action taken however" (weekly....)

jd007 · 23-12-2009 10:19PM

"Ireland goes one full week without rain!!"

Ruu_Old · 23-12-2009 10:25PM

"Guinness latest recession victim, thousands mourn".

minidazzler · 23-12-2009 10:25PM

Obama enslaves White people.

Obama releases rap album entitled Representin' Presidentin'

Landslide in backwater country, many dead.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 23-12-2009 10:41PM

Ryan Turbidy gay pron tapes dsicovered.

(Typos deliberate - I'm assuming it'll be in the Hearld)

Run_to_da_hills · 23-12-2009 10:46PM

Michael O'Leary pulls out of Dublin :eek:

Sofiztikated · 23-12-2009 10:54PM

Recession not real, some expert says.

Senna · 23-12-2009 10:59PM

"Kenny, Gilmore etc demand General Election"

"FF win landslide victory"

"Irelands population drops to less than a million"

Senna · 23-12-2009 11:00PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Michael O'Leary pulls out of Dublin, rolls over and falls asleep

FYP

Misty Chaos · 23-12-2009 11:00PM

' High ranking political party members assassinated by mysterious person wearing white robe '

' Misery for thousands as persistent rain set to continue until 9am on September 1st, to be followed by 4 week heatwave. '

' Karma for France as England win through Beckham's controversial hand of god in Semi-Final. '

' Australia tells Ireland its country is full. '

' [Insert stupid, unenforceable law here] to become law at midnight '

' Tiger Woods admits affair with Mary Harney ' :eek:

ei.sdraob · 23-12-2009 11:02PM

"Operation Iranian Freedom underway"

"Dublin has highest XYZ"

Run_to_da_hills · 23-12-2009 11:06PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Obama enslaves White people.

Obama releases rap album entitled Representin' Presidentin'

They discover a tattoo on his head.

sold · 23-12-2009 11:12PM

Queen of England Abdicates.

sold · 23-12-2009 11:13PM

Heat wave kills 5 people in Dublin, temperture soars to 36 degrees. (July 2010)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 23-12-2009 11:28PM

Misty Choas wrote: »

'
' Karma for France as England win through Beckham's controversial hand of god in Semi-Final. '

:

Shouldn't that be Karma for Argentina?

Benny-c · 23-12-2009 11:46PM

England...'were going there to win'...Becks

The Sun, The Mirror, The Daily Mail etc etc etc:D

Daemos · 23-12-2009 11:46PM

Rafa: 'Promotion to the Premier League is vital'

Papua New Guinea win gold in Olympics shot-putt

French team killed en route to South Africa; Ireland to take their place

Climate Change to be known as 'Varying seasons'

Miley Cyrus to marry adverts.ie mod :rolleyes:

LordSutch · 23-12-2009 11:54PM

1/ Coldest winter for decades . . .
2/ Boy George wins Celebrity Big Brother.
3/ Maddie McCann is found alive.
4/ England wins the World Cup.
5/ Posh & Becks break up!
6/ QEII visits Eire for the 1st time.
7/ Elton & partner adopt a child.
8/ AIB & Ulster Bank merge!
9/ Madonna gives birth.
10/ Elephant gives birth to baby Mammoth.
11/ George Michael arrested for 'lewd' acts.
12/ Robbie re-joins Take That :-)

Hank_Jones · 24-12-2009 12:16AM

''Hank Jones Declared Supreme Ruler By All.''

I'm starting small, first boards....then....

2010 Newspaper Headline's

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