2010 Newspaper Headline's

Mike...

So here is the Idea, From events in 2009 post up what you think might be likely head lines in 2010.

Sport

More Misey for Mayo in All Ireland Final.

England poised to life World Cup

England lose to *Insert any country here* on penalties

Regional

Josef Fritzl wins Kerryman of the year award.

and so on...think it might be a bit of fun

Riamfada

World Still Shit

4zn76tysfajdxp

Parodic newspaper headlines "No longer funny" - Pope.

AARRRGH

"Ireland still in a recession. No one surprised except the economists."

CrazyRabbit

"Boards.ie newspaper headlines predictions for 2010 proved to be accurate!"

"Teacher accused of having relationship with student"

"The recession is over!"

"The recession will last another 5 years, experts say"

"Priest arrested for abusing children"

"Inquiry into XXX to cost €30 million"

"Worst something something on record!"

"New taxes from midnight"

BirrDude

'George W. Wins 'Remarkable' Re-Election Following Obama Assassination.'

free gaff?

''Roddy Collins leaves Cork City''

cml387

Intrusive apostrophes still prevalent in post titles.

Rented Mule

Cowen/Harney love child climbs Spire and swats at airplanes.

Midnight_EG

This just in - Bollocko still hasnt gone bollocko!

Juwwi

" A second man claims to have had an affair with tiger woods "

Run_to_da_hills

Brussels to introduce biometric identity cards. :eek:

Blackjack

"Public Service Unions Threaten further days of action. Civil Service Productivity increased."

"Anal Grammar Nazis (is that right?) go nuts."

"Ferguson insists Ref should have played more than 12 minutes Extra time as Utd Draw"

"Shades of 66" - only in the English red tops, after the opening Ceremony of the world cup.

"Properties can't go any lower - Construction Industry Federation chief".

"Kenny calls on Minister for [insert dept in Alphabetical order] to Resign".

"Obscure consultants report Discussed at great length in Dail - no action taken however" (weekly....)

jd007

"Ireland goes one full week without rain!!"

Ruu_Old

"Guinness latest recession victim, thousands mourn".

minidazzler

Obama enslaves White people.

Obama releases rap album entitled Representin' Presidentin'

Landslide in backwater country, many dead.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ryan Turbidy gay pron tapes dsicovered.

(Typos deliberate - I'm assuming it'll be in the Hearld)

Run_to_da_hills

Michael O'Leary pulls out of Dublin :eek:

Sofiztikated

Recession not real, some expert says.

Senna

"Kenny, Gilmore etc demand General Election"

"FF win landslide victory"

"Irelands population drops to less than a million"

Senna

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Michael O'Leary pulls out of Dublin, rolls over and falls asleep

FYP

Misty Chaos

' High ranking political party members assassinated by mysterious person wearing white robe '

' Misery for thousands as persistent rain set to continue until 9am on September 1st, to be followed by 4 week heatwave. '

' Karma for France as England win through Beckham's controversial hand of god in Semi-Final. '

' Australia tells Ireland its country is full. '

' [Insert stupid, unenforceable law here] to become law at midnight '

' Tiger Woods admits affair with Mary Harney ' :eek:

ei.sdraob

"Operation Iranian Freedom underway"

"Dublin has highest XYZ"

Run_to_da_hills

minidazzler wrote: »

Obama enslaves White people.

Obama releases rap album entitled Representin' Presidentin'

They discover a tattoo on his head.

sold

Queen of England Abdicates.

sold

Heat wave kills 5 people in Dublin, temperture soars to 36 degrees. (July 2010)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Misty Choas wrote: »

'
' Karma for France as England win through Beckham's controversial hand of god in Semi-Final. '

:

Shouldn't that be Karma for Argentina?

Benny-c

England...'were going there to win'...Becks

The Sun, The Mirror, The Daily Mail etc etc etc:D

Daemos

Rafa: 'Promotion to the Premier League is vital'

Papua New Guinea win gold in Olympics shot-putt

French team killed en route to South Africa; Ireland to take their place

Climate Change to be known as 'Varying seasons'

Miley Cyrus to marry adverts.ie mod :rolleyes:

LordSutch

1/ Coldest winter for decades . . .
2/ Boy George wins Celebrity Big Brother.
3/ Maddie McCann is found alive.
4/ England wins the World Cup.
5/ Posh & Becks break up!
6/ QEII visits Eire for the 1st time.
7/ Elton & partner adopt a child.
8/ AIB & Ulster Bank merge!
9/ Madonna gives birth.
10/ Elephant gives birth to baby Mammoth.
11/ George Michael arrested for 'lewd' acts.
12/ Robbie re-joins Take That :-)

Hank_Jones

''Hank Jones Declared Supreme Ruler By All.''

I'm starting small, first boards....then....

994

Jedward Elected Co-Presidents In Landslide

Bajingo

9/ Madonna gives birth.

Ugh!

10/ Elephant gives birth to baby Mammoth.

Aww...cute..

rednik

The new Minister of Finance George Lee says recovery is on target.

Sea Sharp

Value of Dollar Continues to Fall
Website Boards.ie shut down for anti-government propaganda.

SEPT 23 1989

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

Johnny Giles

Madeline McCann sighted

Altar Boy abused with crucifix

Ronnie Biggs dies

RoyalMarine

"obama confirms extra terrestrial life!

"Ireland gives up on corrupt government and votes to rejoin the UK"
"Carbon Tax proven to be a scam"
"world cup stolen"
"Ireland wins the world Ludo championship"
"The queen uses the phrase "fuck you" in the Christmas speech!"

Dord

"Boards.ie added to list of unparliamentary words in Dail Eireann"

mink_man

feeky magee sent to jail for rape!

rednik

Michael Schumacher wins 8th F1 world title.

Midnight_EG

mink_man wrote: »

feeky magee sent to jail for rape!

A week later

Feeky Magee acquitted of rape.
In other news, a Grinds teacher has been taken into custody over a supposed child raping, reports say it has nothing to do with Feeky Magee.

blackbetty69

feeky magee replaces brian cowen in the hotseat!

mink_man

john o shea comes out!

mink_man

liverpool knocked out at first attempt in europa league!

RAFA HAS GONE FOR THE ROPE!

kumate_champ07

"Katy French was pregnant when she died a new book claims"

"Paul O Connell comes out"

"President David Norris marries partner in quiet greek ceremony"

"Tubridy quits in Late Late shocker"

"kevo announced as new late late host"

"Gerry Ryan talks about snots and swollen colons in his most personal interview yet"

"Tiger Woods is my sons father claims Bristol Palin"

Dord

"A nation rejoices as Gaybo returns to the Late Late" - Evening Herald

"Shocker: Irish socialite in drugs scandal" - Irish Independent

"98% of the irish public hate "socialites"

Johnny Giles

Irish footballing legend Johnny Giles dies under suspicious circumstances

Johnny Giles

Sunday World: The World is watching

Gilligan slaughtered in cell

Johnny Giles

Irish Star Exclusive:

Eoghan Quigg - I'm Gay