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2010 Newspaper Headline's

  • 23-12-2009 08:44PM
    #1
    Mike...
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 956 ✭✭✭


    So here is the Idea, From events in 2009 post up what you think might be likely head lines in 2010.

    Sport

    More Misey for Mayo in All Ireland Final.

    England poised to life World Cup

    England lose to *Insert any country here* on penalties

    Regional

    Josef Fritzl wins Kerryman of the year award.

    and so on...think it might be a bit of fun


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  • #2
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    World Still Shit


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Parodic newspaper headlines "No longer funny" - Pope.


  • #4
    AARRRGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    "Ireland still in a recession. No one surprised except the economists."


  • #5
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    "Boards.ie newspaper headlines predictions for 2010 proved to be accurate!"

    "Teacher accused of having relationship with student"

    "The recession is over!"

    "The recession will last another 5 years, experts say"

    "Priest arrested for abusing children"

    "Inquiry into XXX to cost €30 million"

    "Worst something something on record!"

    "New taxes from midnight"


  • #6
    BirrDude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭BirrDude


    'George W. Wins 'Remarkable' Re-Election Following Obama Assassination.'


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  • #7
    free gaff?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭free gaff?


    ''Roddy Collins leaves Cork City''


  • #8
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,801 ✭✭✭cml387


    Intrusive apostrophes still prevalent in post titles.


  • #9
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Cowen/Harney love child climbs Spire and swats at airplanes.


  • #10
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,758 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    This just in - Bollocko still hasnt gone bollocko!


  • #11
    Juwwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,266 ✭✭✭Juwwi


    " A second man claims to have had an affair with tiger woods "


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  • #12
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Brussels to introduce biometric identity cards. :eek:


  • #13
    Blackjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Blackjack


    "Public Service Unions Threaten further days of action. Civil Service Productivity increased."

    "Anal Grammar Nazis (is that right?) go nuts."

    "Ferguson insists Ref should have played more than 12 minutes Extra time as Utd Draw"

    "Shades of 66" - only in the English red tops, after the opening Ceremony of the world cup.

    "Properties can't go any lower - Construction Industry Federation chief".

    "Kenny calls on Minister for [insert dept in Alphabetical order] to Resign".

    "Obscure consultants report Discussed at great length in Dail - no action taken however" (weekly....)


  • #14
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    "Ireland goes one full week without rain!!"


  • #15
    Ruu_Old
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    "Guinness latest recession victim, thousands mourn".


  • #16
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Obama enslaves White people. :D

    Obama releases rap album entitled Representin' Presidentin'

    Landslide in backwater country, many dead.


  • #17
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ryan Turbidy gay pron tapes dsicovered.

    (Typos deliberate - I'm assuming it'll be in the Hearld)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #18
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Michael O'Leary pulls out of Dublin :eek:


  • #19
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Recession not real, some expert says.


  • #20
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    "Kenny, Gilmore etc demand General Election"

    "FF win landslide victory"

    "Irelands population drops to less than a million"


  • #21
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Run_to_da_hills wrote: »
    Michael O'Leary pulls out of Dublin, rolls over and falls asleep

    FYP


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  • #22
    Misty Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭Misty Chaos


    ' High ranking political party members assassinated by mysterious person wearing white robe '

    ' Misery for thousands as persistent rain set to continue until 9am on September 1st, to be followed by 4 week heatwave. '

    ' Karma for France as England win through Beckham's controversial hand of god in Semi-Final. '

    ' Australia tells Ireland its country is full. '

    ' [Insert stupid, unenforceable law here] to become law at midnight '

    ' Tiger Woods admits affair with Mary Harney ' :eek:


  • #23
    ei.sdraob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭ei.sdraob


    "Operation Iranian Freedom underway"

    "Dublin has highest XYZ"


  • #24
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Obama enslaves White people. :D

    Obama releases rap album entitled Representin' Presidentin'

    They discover a tattoo on his head. :D


  • #25
    sold
    Closed Accounts Posts: 285 ✭✭sold


    Queen of England Abdicates.


  • #26
    sold
    Closed Accounts Posts: 285 ✭✭sold


    Heat wave kills 5 people in Dublin, temperture soars to 36 degrees. (July 2010)


  • #27
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,778 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Misty Choas wrote: »
    '
    ' Karma for France as England win through Beckham's controversial hand of god in Semi-Final. '

    :

    Shouldn't that be Karma for Argentina?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #28
    Benny-c
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 398 ✭✭Benny-c


    England...'were going there to win'...Becks

    The Sun, The Mirror, The Daily Mail etc etc etc:D


  • #29
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Rafa: 'Promotion to the Premier League is vital'

    Papua New Guinea win gold in Olympics shot-putt

    French team killed en route to South Africa; Ireland to take their place

    Climate Change to be known as 'Varying seasons'

    Miley Cyrus to marry adverts.ie mod :rolleyes:


  • #30
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    1/ Coldest winter for decades . . .
    2/ Boy George wins Celebrity Big Brother.
    3/ Maddie McCann is found alive.
    4/ England wins the World Cup.
    5/ Posh & Becks break up!
    6/ QEII visits Eire for the 1st time.
    7/ Elton & partner adopt a child.
    8/ AIB & Ulster Bank merge!
    9/ Madonna gives birth.
    10/ Elephant gives birth to baby Mammoth.
    11/ George Michael arrested for 'lewd' acts.
    12/ Robbie re-joins Take That :-)


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  • #31
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    ''Hank Jones Declared Supreme Ruler By All.''

    I'm starting small, first boards....then....


  • #32
    994
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    Jedward Elected Co-Presidents In Landslide


  • #33
    Bajingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 889 ✭✭✭Bajingo


    9/ Madonna gives birth.

    Ugh!
    10/ Elephant gives birth to baby Mammoth.

    Aww...cute..


  • #34
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭rednik


    The new Minister of Finance George Lee says recovery is on target.


  • #35
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Value of Dollar Continues to Fall
    Website Boards.ie shut down for anti-government propaganda.


  • #36
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,037 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER


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  • #37
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    Madeline McCann sighted

    Altar Boy abused with crucifix

    Ronnie Biggs dies


  • #38
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    "obama confirms extra terrestrial life!


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "Ireland gives up on corrupt government and votes to rejoin the UK"
    "Carbon Tax proven to be a scam"
    "world cup stolen"
    "Ireland wins the world Ludo championship"
    "The queen uses the phrase "fuck you" in the Christmas speech!"


  • #40
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    "Boards.ie added to list of unparliamentary words in Dail Eireann"


  • #41
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    feeky magee sent to jail for rape!


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  • #42
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,174 ✭✭✭rednik


    Michael Schumacher wins 8th F1 world title.


  • #43
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,758 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    mink_man wrote: »
    feeky magee sent to jail for rape!
    A week later

    Feeky Magee acquitted of rape.
    In other news, a Grinds teacher has been taken into custody over a supposed child raping, reports say it has nothing to do with Feeky Magee.


  • #44
    blackbetty69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭blackbetty69


    feeky magee replaces brian cowen in the hotseat!


  • #45
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    john o shea comes out!


  • #46
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    liverpool knocked out at first attempt in europa league!

    RAFA HAS GONE FOR THE ROPE!


  • #47
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    "Katy French was pregnant when she died a new book claims"

    "Paul O Connell comes out"

    "President David Norris marries partner in quiet greek ceremony"

    "Tubridy quits in Late Late shocker"

    "kevo announced as new late late host"

    "Gerry Ryan talks about snots and swollen colons in his most personal interview yet"

    "Tiger Woods is my sons father claims Bristol Palin"


  • #48
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    "A nation rejoices as Gaybo returns to the Late Late" - Evening Herald

    "Shocker: Irish socialite in drugs scandal" - Irish Independent

    "98% of the irish public hate "socialites"


  • #49
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    Irish footballing legend Johnny Giles dies under suspicious circumstances


  • #50
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    Sunday World: The World is watching

    Gilligan slaughtered in cell


  • #51
    Johnny Giles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭Johnny Giles


    Irish Star Exclusive:

    Eoghan Quigg - I'm Gay


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