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Worst conceivable form of torture

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,244 ✭✭✭baalthor


    This .. while being forced to watch the Meteor Xmas Carol ad ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    Japs Eye > Paper Cut.

    /thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I know what I could do, but to be honest, it is fairly disgusting! So I won't tell you! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    sensory deprivation for the rest of their lives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    I would say continual burning/crushing of a guys balls or something in terms of physical pain.

    Nowadays we've gotten to the stage where we can induce intense amounts of pleasure in a rats brain electrically and I've heard that in theory it could work on humans, but realistically they can't test it.
    They do something similar to the parts of your brain that manages pain, a few seconds of the worst pain possible (literally, if they get it right) without any actual damage done or proof left behind.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I went to the torture museum in amsterdam a few years ago.
    Mad stuff altogether.

    They had pictures and descriptions of some of the medevil stuff.
    One way of torturing and executing someone was they would tie you upside down spread eagle by your ankles.. Then use one of those big two people saws and cut you in half from crotch to head.

    They had a Judas Cradle as well :eek:

    People are messed up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Feet first into a mincing machine, at a very slow speed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    I imagine R.A.T.M. would be for Simon Cowell right now.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭johnnyrotten


    Whoopie Goldberg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    Smothered by a naked Brian Cowen and Mary Harney during a forced threesome. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,266 ✭✭✭Juwwi


    In the war the japs used to torture prisoners of war who would'nt talk by

    tying them down and put a steel pot on the stomach with the base of pot facing up and put a live rat in the pot.

    then with a blow torch they heated up the pot so the rat would tunnel his way away from the heat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,984 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Mamma-Mia...

    ...Twice...

    Easy now. Thats going a bit far.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 chrisr001


    Whoopie goldberg bouncing up and down on a whoopy cushion, Johnny!!!

    This is surely the all-time best thread on this site!!!

    Who wants to start a thread on "The Hand of Godzilla"??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Nanaki




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 985 ✭✭✭spadder


    RTE 1, for serial offenders RTE 2

    For a fate worst than death Fair city

    Horrible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭dan719


    Being forced to read an over the top, morally outraged post complete with tabloid like writing style and use of capitals in inappropriate places that some boardsies seem to favour at the mo.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    dan719 wrote: »
    Being forced to read an over the top, morally outraged post complete with tabloid like writing style and use of capitals in inappropriate places that some boardsies seem to favour at the mo.:rolleyes:

    What a tool.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I imagine R.A.T.M. would be for Simon Cowell right now.:D

    Or has been described already
    callaway92 wrote: »
    if you are a stright man i'd imagine getting a penis put into your butt is as bad as torture gets,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Nforce wrote: »
    Smothered by a naked Brian Cowen and Mary Harney during a forced threesome. :o

    That's going too far :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    The vikings used the Blood Eagle which sounds nasty.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

    Also impalement was also pretty nasty.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impalement


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 chrisr001


    no galwayrush! being smothered underneath either's ass is:D:D:(


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,917 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    VinnyTGM wrote: »
    What a tool.

    Banned.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    mukki wrote: »
    bt broadband

    Raise you one Eircom Bogband


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    I remember years ago watching Gaybo interview an elderly Jewish lady on the Late Late who had survived one of the Nazi death camps. I forget which one it was exactly but the lady had been a young girl at the time and her entire family had been wiped out in the Gas chambers. Aunts, uncles, cousins, parents, grand parents the lot. She survived but never married or had a family of her own so when she died her family name went with her. Something about not wanting to bring children into a world like this and who could blame her after what she went through.

    Anyway Gaybo asked her if Hitler had been captured alive what would she have liked to have happened him? Torture, imprisonment or execution? I always remember her answer as I expected her to come up with something pretty horrific and befitting for him. She said she had spent a long time thinking about it and she had a fitting punishment.

    She would have liked for him to be bound by hand and foot and dragged behind a small donkey across all the lands of the earth for the rest of his natural life. While he was dragged slowly along people would come up to him and simply spit in his face to show their contempt and disgust for him and his ideology. Say nothing nor lay a hand on him, just spit in his face. He would not be able to wipe his face or clean himself in any way.

    I have thought about that often since and the more I thought the more the true horror of it became apparent. For me its the ultimate punishment. I think it is genius on behalf of that lady and a befitting punishment.



    This (below) however comes a close second;) Yuk!
    Nforce wrote: »
    Smothered by a naked Brian Cowen and Mary Harney during a forced threesome. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    I'm going to ignore the general After Hours response and be Mr.Serious here.

    -Waterboarding- And no it's not a water sport
    -Crucifixion- Jesus style
    -Being Burned Alive
    -Rape
    -Being Hanged- Especially if done wrong

    I'l think of more and come back


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    gcgirl wrote: »
    Raise you one Eircom Bogband

    i'll raise you a wireless bag of ****e that is irish broadband !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,968 ✭✭✭Cake Man


    Not sure what its called but they tie ya to a barrel shaped device so that your facing outwards, exposing all vulnerable areas and leave the barrell roll down a long, steep hill. Breaking neck, bones, the lot. Sh!tty way to go out.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Chinese glass torture.

    They get a hooker or something, to make you hard, then put a thin glass rod into your jap's eye. Then, kick your johnson with a boot. Glass shatters inside.


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