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If You Could Fight One Person....

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  • #62
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Also, I'd like to dish out a good pasting to any major drug-dealer in this country.

    Just to see how brave he'd be without his mates or a gun to back him up.:rolleyes:


  • #63
    Vampireskiss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Vampireskiss


    It would have to be Stephan Ireland , I would love to puck the face off him


  • #64
    Jack C
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166 ✭✭Jack C


    Peig


  • #65
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Jack C wrote: »
    Peig

    Ah no!

    Sure she was great craic altogether! :rolleyes:


  • #66
    Fintomiginto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭Fintomiginto


    Joey Barton

    Id punch his ****in head in


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  • #67
    Scope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Scope


    The guy that does the Harvey Norman ad, I would love to beat the living **** out of that annoying fooker.


  • #68
    FunnyStuff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭FunnyStuff


    Jedward, i know its actually two of them but seriously.. who ****ing cares? i'd batter them unrecognisable.


  • #69
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    All the middle aged overweight men that screwed over my country's economy.

    Come. Get. Some.


  • #70
    Alan_007_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭Alan_007_


    Either that smug prick from the meteor ad or the lad from the vodafone ad who introduced me to the word "Crimbo" ugh.


  • #71
    Gerty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 460 ✭✭Gerty


    Jet Black wrote: »
    It would have to be someone smaller than me who I hate, so Tom Cruise.

    Yeah,that scientologist P****.


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  • #72
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Gerty wrote: »
    Yeah,that scientologist P****.

    + 1 to that!

    Jeez, I'm an angry fooker. My list is gettin longer by the minute.

    I need help.:o

    Yeah, & that John Travolta could do with a good plane crash aswell!


  • #73
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Alan_007_ wrote: »
    the lad from the vodafone ad who introduced me to the word "Crimbo" ugh.
    "What d'ya want for Chrimbo, babe?" - urgh. If I had the chance to fight that despicable, insufferable bell end, I'd lose control and murder him. But I think I could convince a jury to take my side.

    I'd love to fight Heather Graham, just so I could lose and enjoy the sweet, sexual pleasure of being punished by her.


  • #74
    bijapos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,002 ✭✭✭bijapos


    Enda Kenny for starters

    Simon Cowell for mains

    George Lee for dessert.

    and Cowell again in the car park afterwards....


  • #75
    Miracleman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭Miracleman


    Another vote for David McSavage.


  • #76
    flyingoutside
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 491 ✭✭flyingoutside


    Miracleman wrote: »
    Another vote for David McSavage.

    same here some spa


  • #77
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Mairt Makikomi, and I'd bring my mate's Frada & The_Zohan



    Your on Pal, I've thrown bigger out of my way into a fight.... gurrr :mad:


  • #78
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,056 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Mike Tyson

    EVENFLOW



  • #79
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Probably Jesus........or maybe that Smurf that was doing Smurfette (lucky fecker)


  • #80
    Man_bear_pig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭Man_bear_pig


    Alan_007_ wrote: »
    Either that smug prick from the meteor ad or the lad from the vodafone ad who introduced me to the word "Crimbo" ugh.

    "happy christmas babe" that line pisses me off the most about him


  • #81
    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    I'm tempted to say Chris Brown, just to see how he'd like a taste of his own medicine...


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  • #82
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    jude law dont know why just dont like him never have


  • #83
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    benwavner wrote: »
    Probably Jesus........


    He'd get cross with you!.



    /grabs coat.


  • #84
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Yahya Mango Pastry wrote: »
    He'd get cross with you!.



    /grabs coat.


    Ha, I love it!! Good one,

    but here, Id like to see how honest he'd be in a digging match, Id say he'd be big into "sucker Punching".


  • #85
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Yahya Mango Pastry wrote: »
    He'd get cross with you!.



    /grabs coat.

    Punchess Pilot sorted him out, though.


  • #86
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    you know the four poofs and a piano on the jonathon ross show? well the middle fella out of the three standing up poofs. the piano playing poof and the other two standing up fellas seem alright, but that middle blonde poof does my fuckin head in


  • #87
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Punchess Pilot sorted him out, though.


    Dunno, thats a thorny issue.


  • #88
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Yahya Mango Pastry wrote: »
    He'd get cross with you!.



    /grabs coat.

    Great joke. You nailed it. Though religion is a bit of a thorny subject when it comes to jokes.


  • #89
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Yeah! Jesus is gay! amidoinitrite?


  • #90
    shuvly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Florence feckin nightingale..gives everybody the impression that we are all..dot feckin dot................................(have to admit a night in coppers doesnt scent the rose..but I'm far too old for that sheite..) they won't let ya dance on the bar, what is a girl to do...


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  • #91
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Yahya Mango Pastry wrote: »
    Your on Pal, I've thrown bigger out of my way into a fight.... gurrr :mad:
    Oh it's on now.
    It's time for the Eyre Square Haka.


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