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If You Could Fight One Person....

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  • #32
    western red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭western red


    I'd love ta wrap a cricket bat around richie kavanaghs face, , ggrrrrrr. :D


  • #33
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    CamperMan wrote: »
    people don't have to smoke.. it's their choice!


    Does that include the people who started before the health warnings came out?:p

    http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/Santa%20smoking.jpg


  • #34
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Kick the shìt outta Jesus and have you all bow to me.

    Cave Perez Hiltion's head in, he's just an embodiment of everything that's wrong in modern culture.

    Anna Friel, a really, really hard slap across the face. She's just starred in too many "Irish" films where we're potato-munching, priest-fearing paddies. Irish Jam being one example.

    Hitler...............well, he does deserve a beating despite being able to make the trains run on time. :pac:

    Pete Doherty. Seriously, how far can people go when they consider a talentless junkie with celeb friends a celebrity himself? I can't believe he was used as inspiration in creating The Joker in The Dark Knight. Maybe if I shove a needle up my cock and play the guitar badly I can be famous too?


  • #35
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    I'd like to have a scrap with Michael O' Leary. I'd wouldn't say he'd back down from a fight.


  • #36
    Ebbs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭Ebbs


    Blatter + Plantini in a death match.

    Jesus, for causing more deaths than Hitler.

    Mohammad, See above.

    Feminist groups that are not about equality but putting men down (Irony but anywho...)

    All the Dail members, it's just school yard politics for adults who never had a childhood. The petty heckling, the inability to speak, one side kissing up to the big guy, and the other giving out about everything but not offering an alternative.


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  • #37
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    It would have to be someone smaller than me who I hate, so Tom Cruise.


  • #38
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Ebbs wrote: »
    Mohammad

    Uh oh, I don't think you should have said that....

    I can see the protests now..


  • #39
    Grudaire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭Grudaire


    Biggins wrote: »
    Dead: The scumbag that caused the death of Michael Collins.

    Dev?! ;):p


    I'd love a pop at Cromwell though...


  • #40
    Whosbetter?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Biggins wrote: »

    Dead: The scumbag that caused the death of Michael Collins.

    Ah! Forgot about that fooker!

    Still, you could say that Dev might have been a bit responsible there.....


  • #41
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Whosbetter? wrote: »
    Ah! Forgot about that fooker!

    Still, you could say that Dev might have been responsible there.....
    Yea, its open for debate who is ultimately responsible. I suspect Dev' myself but left it open as "The scumbag (?) that caused the death of Michael Collins."


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  • #42
    The Saint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,932 ✭✭✭The Saint


    Madaline McCann. If only I could find her.


  • #43
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,194 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    John Joe.

    He'd probably still beat me up though :P


  • #44
    FaceKicker__
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭FaceKicker__


    The origional FaceKicker.I\'d show him how to kick a face!


  • #45
    Atavan-Halen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,183 ✭✭✭✭Atavan-Halen


    FaceKicker__ wrote: »
    The origional FaceKicker.I\'d show him how to kick a face!

    ......


  • #46
    Bandit12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,442 ✭✭✭Bandit12


    Maggie Thatcher. I don't care if she's a woman.


  • #47
    citizen_p
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    chrchill


  • #48
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Thatcher, don't care if she's a lady.


  • #49
    Mad_Max
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Mad_Max


    Justin Lee Collins, can't stand him!


  • #50
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Chillaxe wrote: »
    The guy who invented the cigarette, damned millions to death and suffering.

    The Guy who invented life, damned billions to death.

    But really, I would fight someone I know, a buddy, who I have just wanted to lay out flat for a while so he will stop thinking he is a hard man!


  • #51
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    I'd love to dole out a woeful kicking to the male douchebag that presents prime time. That guy gets on my substantial man knockers in a seriously big way.


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  • #52
    Krusader
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Krusader


    Cowen i'll give him a fat lip and nose... Oh wait!


  • #53
    Man_bear_pig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭Man_bear_pig


    gary neville.


  • #54
    zero19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭zero19


    Hugh Grant. What a cunt


  • #55
    Ferris_Bueller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,831 ✭✭✭Ferris_Bueller


    Roy Keane, dead.


  • #56
    Odats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭Odats


    Bob Arum inside the Octagon.


  • #57
    irish_bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,271 ✭✭✭irish_bob


    RoyalMarineComm wrote: »
    the guy who decides on rte's line up for xmas.

    its particulary ****e this christmas alright , id fight a boss i had many years ago , wish id decked them at the time


  • #58
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Magnus wrote: »
    Thatcher, don't care if she's a lady.

    It's ok, she isn't.


  • #59
    me_right_one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭me_right_one


    Dermot McMurrough, for ruining Eire for 800 (and counting) years. Or this lad I detest at work. Uuuuuuurggghh. I shiver just thinking about the bastard.


  • #60
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,985 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    I would fight a self-proclaimed hard man i used to work with a few years ago. Constantly put on a tough-guy act in front of his little clique. Smack smack smack.;)


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  • #61
    me_right_one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭me_right_one


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I'd love to dole out a woeful kicking to the male douchebag that presents prime time. That guy gets on my substantial man knockers in a seriously big way.

    You'll be glad to know he's gone. I'd love to deck people who say douchebag. WTF like?


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