The Boards Fix it Friday / Sort it Sunday Thread..

kwalshe · 20-12-2009 01:39PM #1

I was listening to Fix it Friday with Ray Darcy the other day and thought to myself , if Boards.ie had a thread like this, surely somebody in this community and across the vast range of topics and knowledge we have , we could answer most or all questions put to it.

Put up your question , somebody might have the answer...

I'll go first, this is one I've been meaning to mail Darcy for years.

1. In the opening credits of Eastenders, how many football grounds if any can you see and if so who's is it?

sorrywhat · 20-12-2009 01:44PM

But today is Sunday not Friday....

brummytom · 20-12-2009 01:45PM

kwalshe wrote: »

1. In the opening credits of Eastenders, how many football grounds if any can you see and if so who's is it?

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.

"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

Atwork · 20-12-2009 01:49PM

brummytom wrote: »

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.

"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

In the €2 whore shop. the €1 whore shop is just too nasty;)

orourkeda · 20-12-2009 01:58PM

brummytom wrote: »

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.

"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

I'll send my best pimp around.

Hard Larry · 20-12-2009 02:00PM

What the hell is a Fix it Friday?

orourkeda · 20-12-2009 02:05PM

Hard Larry wrote: »

What the hell is a Fix it Friday?

I dont listen to Ray Darcy either

Captain Slow IRL · 20-12-2009 02:46PM

I want a cure to stop going bald and also to maintain an erection - I've looked everywhere on the internet but no joy:(

Insect Overlord · 20-12-2009 02:57PM

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

I want a cure to stop going bald and also to maintain an erection - I've looked everywhere on the internet but no joy:(

Check your spam folder, there's an African prince who holds all the answers to those problems!

minidazzler · 20-12-2009 04:01PM

brummytom wrote: »

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.

"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

On Kerbs at night, whores from the internet are expensive, you can get a BJ for the price of a Chinese takeaway....or so I heard.

Also, Thailand, VERY cheap whores!

ToniTuddle · 20-12-2009 04:13PM

Who ate my BBQ ribs with sauce on Friday? :mad:

Cianos · 20-12-2009 04:18PM

sorrywhat wrote: »

But today is Sunday not Friday....

Call it 'Sort it Sunday'

kwalshe · 20-12-2009 04:23PM

Cianos wrote: »

Call it 'Sort it Sunday'

Perfect....

20-12-2009 04:33PM

Cianos wrote: »

Call it 'Sort it Sunday'

kwalshe wrote: »

Perfect....

That's the first thing fixed.. Kudos.

dr.bollocko · 20-12-2009 04:36PM

Excellent. We have a new name and somebody has been told where to get cheap hookers. Nothing says christmas like hookers.

Wertz · 20-12-2009 05:23PM

I'm looking for a mid morning weekday radio show that features decent music and light hearted chat. I've been searching the Irish airwaves for years. Can anyone help? Thanks in advance.
BTW love the thread guys. Keep up the good work. Oh and merry xmas!! XXX lol

Fulton Crown · 20-12-2009 06:18PM

Uh...whats a tracker mortgage ?

Tar.Aldarion · 20-12-2009 06:26PM

there was a cartoon on when I was a child and it was on a tropical island and most of the characters were fruit like banana and a pineapple and things. the main character was a girl wearing green I think.
wtf was it.

Jet Black · 20-12-2009 06:31PM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Uh...whats a tracker mortgage ?

Well, it depends on the ECB and if you dont have a good ICB no point talking about it.
Oh and you need to check your LTV.

Ok my turn. Whats the story, morning glory?

phasers · 20-12-2009 06:40PM

I thought of an amazing question the other night but I forgot what it was.

Does anybody know?

laoisforliam · 20-12-2009 06:40PM

Jet Black wrote: »

Well, it depends on the ECB and if you dont have a good ICB no point talking about it.
Oh and you need to check your LTV.

Ok my turn. Whats the story, morning glory?

Wiki wrote: »

Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep. All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night.[1] It typically happens during REM sleep.
The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.
The cause of NPT is not known with certainty. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]
Evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for some time and is characterized as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man’s ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord.[3] A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region. This mild stimulus which during the day is normally suppressed in adult males by competing stimuli and other distractions, during sleep with the absence of such factors could instigate a reflex erection.
The possibility of a full bladder causing an erection, especially during sleep, is perhaps further supported by the beneficial physiological effect of an erection inhibiting urination, thereby helping to avoid nocturnal enuresis.
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wudangclan · 20-12-2009 06:45PM

Milwall,West Ham,Chalton Athletic,Canning Town,Leyton Orient and possibly Arsenal.

**Timbuk2** · 20-12-2009 06:51PM

How can we get rid of all the thanks whores?

wudangclan · 20-12-2009 06:52PM

Incineration.

kwalshe · 20-12-2009 11:57PM

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

How can we get rid of all the thanks whores?

I can't believe this did'nt even get one thanks!!

Dothehustle · 21-12-2009 12:42AM

kwalshe wrote: »

I can't believe this did'nt even get one thanks!!

happy now

21-12-2009 12:57AM

phasers wrote: »

I thought of an amazing question the other night but I forgot what it was.

Does anybody know?

"has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Kevin Bacon · 21-12-2009 01:55AM

phasers wrote: »

I thought of an amazing question the other night but I forgot what it was.

Does anybody know?

Do I drink too much and forget stuff?

BluesBerry · 21-12-2009 02:06AM

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

Do I drink too much and forget stuff?

Is it safe to be online while drunk ......Find out

Erm......Can we fix it?:pac:

Kevin Bacon · 21-12-2009 02:31AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

Is it safe to be online while drunk ......Find out

Erm......Can we fix it?:pac:

Weird...very weird, particularly the last three questions.
Apparently I'm sober, which I am. Good on you website.

Meemars · 21-12-2009 03:29PM

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

Weird...very weird, particularly the last three questions.
Apparently I'm sober, which I am. Good on you website.

Yikes! I'm drunk - at work!!! sshhhhh, say nathin' none'll never not know anywaz zzzzz

The Boards Fix it Friday / Sort it Sunday Thread..

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