The Boards Fix it Friday / Sort it Sunday Thread..

kwalshe

I was listening to Fix it Friday with Ray Darcy the other day and thought to myself , if Boards.ie had a thread like this, surely somebody in this community and across the vast range of topics and knowledge we have , we could answer most or all questions put to it.

Put up your question , somebody might have the answer...

I'll go first, this is one I've been meaning to mail Darcy for years.

1. In the opening credits of Eastenders, how many football grounds if any can you see and if so who's is it?

sorrywhat

But today is Sunday not Friday....

brummytom

kwalshe wrote: »

1. In the opening credits of Eastenders, how many football grounds if any can you see and if so who's is it?

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.


"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

Atwork

brummytom wrote: »

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.


"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

In the €2 whore shop. the €1 whore shop is just too nasty;)

orourkeda

brummytom wrote: »

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.


"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

I'll send my best pimp around.

Hard Larry

What the hell is a Fix it Friday?

orourkeda

Hard Larry wrote: »

What the hell is a Fix it Friday?

I dont listen to Ray Darcy either

Captain Slow IRL

I want a cure to stop going bald and also to maintain an erection - I've looked everywhere on the internet but no joy:(

Insect Overlord

Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

I want a cure to stop going bald and also to maintain an erection - I've looked everywhere on the internet but no joy:(

Check your spam folder, there's an African prince who holds all the answers to those problems!

minidazzler

brummytom wrote: »

No major ones, maybe a few Sunday League ones.


"Where can I find a cheap whore?"

On Kerbs at night, whores from the internet are expensive, you can get a BJ for the price of a Chinese takeaway....or so I heard.

Also, Thailand, VERY cheap whores!

ToniTuddle

Who ate my BBQ ribs with sauce on Friday? :mad:

Cianos

sorrywhat wrote: »

But today is Sunday not Friday....

Call it 'Sort it Sunday'

kwalshe

Cianos wrote: »

Call it 'Sort it Sunday'

Perfect....

Cianos

Cianos wrote: »

Call it 'Sort it Sunday'

kwalshe wrote: »

Perfect....

That's the first thing fixed.. Kudos.

dr.bollocko

Excellent. We have a new name and somebody has been told where to get cheap hookers. Nothing says christmas like hookers.

Wertz

I'm looking for a mid morning weekday radio show that features decent music and light hearted chat. I've been searching the Irish airwaves for years. Can anyone help? Thanks in advance.
BTW love the thread guys. Keep up the good work. Oh and merry xmas!! XXX lol

Fulton Crown

Uh...whats a tracker mortgage ?

Tar.Aldarion

there was a cartoon on when I was a child and it was on a tropical island and most of the characters were fruit like banana and a pineapple and things. the main character was a girl wearing green I think.
wtf was it.

Jet Black

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Uh...whats a tracker mortgage ?

Well, it depends on the ECB and if you dont have a good ICB no point talking about it.
Oh and you need to check your LTV.

Ok my turn. Whats the story, morning glory?

phasers

I thought of an amazing question the other night but I forgot what it was.

Does anybody know?

laoisforliam

Jet Black wrote: »

Well, it depends on the ECB and if you dont have a good ICB no point talking about it.
Oh and you need to check your LTV.

Ok my turn. Whats the story, morning glory?

Wiki wrote: »

Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of an erection of the penis during sleep. All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night.[1] It typically happens during REM sleep.
The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.
The cause of NPT is not known with certainty. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]
Evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for some time and is characterized as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man’s ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord.[3] A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region. This mild stimulus which during the day is normally suppressed in adult males by competing stimuli and other distractions, during sleep with the absence of such factors could instigate a reflex erection.
The possibility of a full bladder causing an erection, especially during sleep, is perhaps further supported by the beneficial physiological effect of an erection inhibiting urination, thereby helping to avoid nocturnal enuresis.
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wudangclan

Milwall,West Ham,Chalton Athletic,Canning Town,Leyton Orient and possibly Arsenal.

**Timbuk2**

How can we get rid of all the thanks whores?

wudangclan

Incineration.

kwalshe

**Timbuk2** wrote: »

How can we get rid of all the thanks whores?

I can't believe this did'nt even get one thanks!!

Dothehustle

kwalshe wrote: »

I can't believe this did'nt even get one thanks!!

happy now

phasers

phasers wrote: »

I thought of an amazing question the other night but I forgot what it was.

Does anybody know?

"has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Kevin Bacon

phasers wrote: »

I thought of an amazing question the other night but I forgot what it was.

Does anybody know?

Do I drink too much and forget stuff?

BluesBerry

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

Do I drink too much and forget stuff?

Is it safe to be online while drunk ......Find out

Erm......Can we fix it?:pac:

Kevin Bacon

BluesBerry wrote: »

Is it safe to be online while drunk ......Find out

Erm......Can we fix it?:pac:

Weird...very weird, particularly the last three questions.
Apparently I'm sober, which I am. Good on you website.

Meemars

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

Weird...very weird, particularly the last three questions.
Apparently I'm sober, which I am. Good on you website.

Yikes! I'm drunk - at work!!! sshhhhh, say nathin' none'll never not know anywaz zzzzz

veryangryman

Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you will realise that you have nothing in common.

AnonoBoy

veryangryman wrote: »

Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the woman, and you will realise that you have nothing in common.

Thanks Barney, very sage.

Naos

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

there was a cartoon on when I was a child and it was on a tropical island and most of the characters were fruit like banana and a pineapple and things. the main character was a girl wearing green I think.
wtf was it.

I totally forgot about that and now I cannot remember. I googled and momentarily thought it was: http://www.80scartoons.net/toons/calraisins.html but it's not.

Someone needs to come up with the answer to this.

Also, I've come to the conclusions todays cartoons are sh1t.

Niall09

Mend it Monday now.

phasers

Hey, you know in that Futurama movie about the tentacle monster, How come when Bender came and brought them back to their own universe they didn't suffocate?

citizen_p

phasers wrote: »

Hey, you know in that Futurama movie about the tentacle monster, How come when Bender came and brought them back to their own universe they didn't suffocate?

cos its a cartoon....

why is the sky blue??

theres an oxymoron for ya

citizen_p

Naos wrote: »

I totally forgot about that and now I cannot remember. I googled and momentarily thought it was: http://www.80scartoons.net/toons/calraisins.html but it's not.

Someone needs to come up with the answer to this.

Also, I've come to the conclusions todays cartoons are sh1t.

captain planet?? no
james bond junior?? no
tom n jerry ?? no

bannas n pajamas?? with their amazingly imaginative names. banna 1 and banna 2

Tar.Aldarion

Naos wrote: »

I totally forgot about that and now I cannot remember. I googled and momentarily thought it was: http://www.80scartoons.net/toons/calraisins.html but it's not.

Someone needs to come up with the answer to this.

Also, I've come to the conclusions todays cartoons are sh1t.

I need to know! I can picture it so perfectly

Kevin Bacon

Mousey- wrote: »

why is the sky blue??

Something to do with the way light is refracted as it enters the atmosphere thats why the sky goes a different colour close to sunset as the angle has changed due to the rotation of the earth.

Why can't I get a god damn job?

phasers

Mousey- wrote: »

cos its a cartoon....

That's not a decent answer.

The sky is blue because it just is.

See? Useless answers are annoying.