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Scumbag Romance

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  • #32
    de_mirelurk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭de_mirelurk


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    An addidas dedicated scumbag and a nike scumbag getting together?
    That's a Christmas miracle right there.

    It's practically intercultural, I wonder if a potential hybrid resulting from this rare coupling would be something akin to either Reebok or Umbro dedicated baglings.
    /me rushes off to find some early works of Richard Dawkins.

    Found something:
    Richard Dawkins, The Blind Watchmaker, Chapter 6, opening lines wrote:
    Chance, luck, coincidence, miracle. One of the main topics of this chapter is miracles and what we mean by them. My thesis will be that events that we commonly call miracles are not supernatural, but are part of a spectrum of more-or-less improbable natural events. A miracle, in other words, if it occurs at all, is a tremendous stroke of luck. Events don't fall neatly into natural events versus miracles.
    There are some would-be events that are too improbable to be contemplated, but we can't know this until we have done a calculation. And to do the calculation, we must know how much time was available, more generally how many opportunities were available, for the event to occur. Given infinite time, or infinite opportunities, anything is possible.


    Why it's almost as if Dawkins is talking about these scumbags isn't it?


  • #33
    Malice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,079 ✭✭✭✭Malice


    funk-you wrote: »
    Why do you feel the need to have a big signature taking up more of my screen?
    You can turn off signatures - go to your user control panel, select Edit Options from the left hand side and in the Thread Display Options section, untick the Show Signatures box.

    On topic, I know two Jacintas, one Anto and one Deco who are all from Galway. I don't know any Chantelles though :).


  • #34
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I slept with a girl called Jacinta once.


  • #35
    qvsr46ofgc792k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 676 ✭✭✭qvsr46ofgc792k


    bull**** story if ever i heard one! You should write for fair city!


  • #36
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭Jay P


    Paris Embarrassed Radiance wrote: »
    bull**** story if ever i heard one! You should write for fair city!

    Who cares if it's real or not? It's funny!


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  • #37
    qvsr46ofgc792k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 676 ✭✭✭qvsr46ofgc792k


    you think thats funny..well you should watch fair city!


  • #38
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Paris Embarrassed Radiance wrote: »
    bull**** story if ever i heard one! You should write for fair city!

    +1.

    I don't think too many of us believed it, but it was worth a snigger all the same.


  • #39
    Keano
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,810 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    Paris Embarrassed Radiance wrote: »
    bull**** story if ever i heard one! You should write for fair city!
    Maybe he does and its a cunning plan to see what people think of the story!


  • #40
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    i work with a jacinta. She seems nice. But i figure she'd steak of ya if she felt inclined.

    Tends to look really angry even when being nice


  • #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    I can imagine the honeymoon.

    They go into their travel agent and request a suitable foreign holiday..

    "How about a romantic shoplifting honeymoon in Bray?"


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  • #42
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,540 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    angerfist2009 wrote: »
    God if there where no ''Scumbags'' around what would half of ya s talk bout on here ? :p

    it's Dublin...there's about a million of the fúckers there :p


  • #43
    Trekker09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Trekker09


    " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta".

    "Fook off, never touched the scabied b***h"

    "I saw yez"

    "Fook off. Wha woz I wearin then?"

    "Didas tracky, yer Argos chain and ya had yer Reeboks on"

    "Fook off, that could've been Anto, Deco or Shaymo ya stuuupid fookin b***h"


  • #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I love OP.


  • #45
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Dancor wrote: »
    Curious question, but does anyone actually know anybody by the name of ''Jacinta''?

    Ive come accross my fair share of scobes in life and never met anyone by that name.

    there is a girl in my hometown called jacinta, she was even in college with me


  • #46
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    bullets wrote: »
    When the third matrix film was on in the cinema had a knacker couple sit
    in the seat directly in front of me (even though there were plenty of others)

    The decided to wear the face off each other and more! they had their hand
    jammed down each other's crotches where she was giving yer man a tug job,
    and he looked like he was trying to start a fire with the friction of his hands on her bush. She Finished him off, before cleaning her hands by flicking her fingers, he proceeded to open a bottle of coke and smell his own fingers,
    and yer wan looked up and said rather loudly Oi! that's Keano Reeves! before
    leaving the cinema. Yer man give's me dagger eyes as if to say what your problem!

    I got two shows for the price of one! :eek:

    ~B

    Did you not learn your lesson after seeing matrix 2??

    and tbh...you have to smell your fingers


  • #47
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    redout wrote: »
    In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin megastore drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie.

    Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "fiance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improv. I love Dublin :)

    Thanks for the story, just pissed myself laughing in a computer room full of strangers.

    Only in Dublin...


  • #48
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    He should sang...

    You and me could have scumbag romance,
    whhooooaaa

    Or...


  • #49
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,541 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    Thanks for the story, just pissed myself laughing in a computer room full of strangers.

    Only in Dublin...

    never been to athlone i see

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oZTW30fAQY


  • #50
    j1974
    Closed Accounts Posts: 262 ✭✭j1974


    redout wrote: »
    In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin megastore drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie.

    Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "fiance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improv. I love Dublin :)



    classic!!! you wouldn't read that in a roddy doyle book. :P


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    never been to athlone i see

    That video cracks me up.

    "why do you ride hippos"
    "Why do you ride fat women that look like men"

    "because I'll ride anything I can get, does that answer your question"

    :D:D

    Loves it I do, I forgot about that video


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  • #52
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I love OP.

    I love Yop too.


  • #53
    VinnyTGM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    stovelid wrote: »
    There must be millions of teenage Jacintas in Dublin, even though I've never met one or heard of one. Yet they seem to feature in every scumbag story on boards.

    Strange.

    Or maybe there is one infamous Jacinta.


  • #54
    Grudaire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭Grudaire


    VinnyTGM wrote: »
    Or maybe there is one infamous Jacinta.

    Who sleeps with everyone!?
    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I slept with a girl called Jacinta once.

    :eek:


  • #55
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    Dancor wrote: »
    Curious question, but does anyone actually know anybody by the name of ''Jacinta''?

    Ive come accross my fair share of scobes in life and never met anyone by that name.



    YES I DO AND SHE IS FAT REGARDS BRIAN


  • #56
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    j1974 wrote: »
    classic!!! you wouldn't read that in a roddy doyle book. :P

    Actually you would.

    Unfortunately.


  • #57
    damselnat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 520 ✭✭✭damselnat


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    never been to athlone i see

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oZTW30fAQY

    Omg how have I never seen this video?? I remember bearing witness, from a safe distance..... Classic entertainment.....
    Ah, Athlone, what a culturally rich jewel:D


  • #58
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    de_mirelurk wrote: »
    It's practically intercultural, I wonder if a potential hybrid resulting from this rare coupling would be something akin to either Reebok or Umbro dedicated baglings.
    /me rushes off to find some early works of Richard Dawkins.

    Found something:
    Why it's almost as if Dawkins is talking about these scumbags isn't it?

    Read, both sides of the debate and then form your own considered opinion.

    Dont have received opinions however wise/distinguished they may have come from.


  • #59
    !CHANTEL!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭!CHANTEL!


    Patchy~ wrote: »
    And they'd have lirrul Anto, and Liamo, and Johno, and Chantel...


    Well my names Chantel and im no scumbag. Not a D.4 head either.

    I hate that! Just because you have a "scumbag" name, people think you AND you family are scum.

    ITS ONLY A NAME!


  • #60
    owenc
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,524 ✭✭✭owenc


    Do they actually call them scumbags down there or is that only on here, because up here its chavs and if we said that it would be known as bad language.


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  • #61
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    !CHANTEL! wrote: »
    Well my names Chantel and im no scumbag. Not a D.4 head either.

    I hate that! Just because you have a "scumbag" name, people think you AND you family are scum.

    ITS ONLY A NAME!
    Alrriiiiiiiight buuuuuuddddd. We belieeeeeeeeve ya.


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