Can you get arrested for getting an erection on a nudist beach?

shamblertine · 12-12-2009 11:08PM #1

I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach.

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze.

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?

chughes · 12-12-2009 11:12PM

Getting an erection on a nudist beach could leave you liable to a stiff sentence.

dny123456 · 12-12-2009 11:13PM

I'd say they'll probably just ignore u. Probably think you're a bit of a twat in passing, but won't give it a lot of thought I should think.

sunnyjim · 12-12-2009 11:14PM

It's a problem on those type of beaches around the Cap D'agde, but they are coming down hard on people like you.

Mmcd · 12-12-2009 11:15PM

Thats a hard one alright!

Feeky Magee · 12-12-2009 11:15PM

You may not have to worry about the long arm of the law, but you'll certainly be worried about the short dick of yourself.

KTRIC · 12-12-2009 11:15PM

No one would bat an eye lid to be honest. Its not as uncommon as you might think.

Also running or walking with a boner is not fun. :rolleyes:

Tomebagel · 12-12-2009 11:16PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

patwicklow · 12-12-2009 11:18PM

carry a bucket of iced water lol

shamblertine · 12-12-2009 11:18PM

KTRIC wrote: »

No one would bat an eye lid to be honest. Its not as uncommon as you might think.

Also running or walking with a boner is not fun. :rolleyes:

Do you go to nudist beaches? Am I allowed to stare at girls while I've a hard on or is that frowned upon?

JonnyM · 12-12-2009 11:21PM

shamblertine wrote: »

Do you go to nudist beaches? Am I allowed to stare at girls while I've a hard on or is that frowned upon?

as long as your not within touching distance :cool:

12-12-2009 11:21PM

I'd say the French police will have a bone to pick with you over that.

barakus · 12-12-2009 11:22PM

shamblertine wrote: »

I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach.

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze.

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?

Its important to have ambitions:D

Lana80 · 12-12-2009 11:22PM

They mightn't notice

danjo-xx · 12-12-2009 11:23PM

What is the difference between getting an erection on a nudist beach or on a non nudist beach, isn't it just nature taking its course..... assuming there is no hidden agenda!

shamblertine · 12-12-2009 11:25PM

JonnyM wrote: »

as long as your not within touching distance :cool:

but splattering distance is fine yeah?

shamblertine · 12-12-2009 11:26PM

barakus wrote: »

Its important to have ambitions:D

hey the heart wants what the heart wants!

WeeBushy · 12-12-2009 11:27PM

shamblertine wrote: »

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

Funniest sentence I've read in a long time. Well played sir.

stovelid · 12-12-2009 11:28PM

After Hours is going to be displaying more locks than a hardware shop when the mods get in from the boozer.

kumate_champ07 · 12-12-2009 11:28PM

nudity is natural, erections are natural. you wont be arrested

"About the penis: This confers with the human intelligence and sometimes has intelligence of itself, and although the will of the man desires to stimulate it, it remains obstinate and takes its own course, and moving sometmes of itself without licence or thought by the man, whether he be asleep or waking, it does what it desires. Many times the man wishes it to practice and it does not wish to; many times it wishes to and the man forbids it. It seems, therefore, that this creature has often a life and intelligence separate from man and it would appear that the man is in the wrong in being ashamed to give it a name or exhibit, seeking rather constantly to cover and conceal what he ought to adorn and display with ceremony as one who serves."
Leonardo da Vinci

Dudess · 12-12-2009 11:28PM

OP, I doubt you're gonna get arrested for something that's totally natural.

c4cat · 12-12-2009 11:30PM

You could always use yr dick to catapult pebbles across the beach

newmills · 12-12-2009 11:31PM

shamblertine wrote: »

I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach.

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze.

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?

You sir are a legend and i salute your idea of going to a nudist beach to stroll about with a diamond cutter....however....if any of my daughters brought home a sick cnut like you..i'd cut you to pieces and feed you to the pigs!!

Dothehustle · 12-12-2009 11:35PM

JonnyM wrote: »

as long as your not within touching distance :cool:

meh not worth going then

bnt · 12-12-2009 11:49PM

Plenty of sand around - just lie face down and dig a hole.

WeeBushy · 12-12-2009 11:50PM

bnt wrote: »

Plenty of sand around - just lie face down and dig a hole.

giggidy giggidy...

shamblertine · 12-12-2009 11:54PM

bnt wrote: »

Plenty of sand around - just lie face down and dig a hole.

nah getting sand in my penis puts me in a bad mood

kumate_champ07 · 12-12-2009 11:56PM

maybe if you pitched a tent on the beach just incase?

OutlawPete · 12-12-2009 11:56PM

Dudess wrote: »

OP, I doubt you're gonna get arrested for something that's totally natural.

Depends what he's doing with it and who he's looking at

Would be an Irish beach anyway .. there too damn cold to get an erection.

At least, that was my excuse and I'm sticking to it

Thrill · 13-12-2009 12:06AM

shamblertine wrote: »

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

They might take a look at it and go "meh"

punchdrunk · 13-12-2009 12:12AM

take feckee magee with you! and a laptop!!

Can you get arrested for getting an erection on a nudist beach?

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