Can you get arrested for getting an erection on a nudist beach?

shamblertine

I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach.

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze.

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?

chughes

Getting an erection on a nudist beach could leave you liable to a stiff sentence.

dny123456

I'd say they'll probably just ignore u. Probably think you're a bit of a twat in passing, but won't give it a lot of thought I should think.

sunnyjim

It's a problem on those type of beaches around the Cap D'agde, but they are coming down hard on people like you.

Mmcd

Thats a hard one alright!

Feeky Magee

You may not have to worry about the long arm of the law, but you'll certainly be worried about the short dick of yourself.

KTRIC

No one would bat an eye lid to be honest. Its not as uncommon as you might think.

Also running or walking with a boner is not fun. :rolleyes:

Tomebagel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

patwicklow

carry a bucket of iced water lol

shamblertine

KTRIC wrote: »

No one would bat an eye lid to be honest. Its not as uncommon as you might think.

Also running or walking with a boner is not fun. :rolleyes:

Do you go to nudist beaches? Am I allowed to stare at girls while I've a hard on or is that frowned upon?

JonnyM

shamblertine wrote: »

Do you go to nudist beaches? Am I allowed to stare at girls while I've a hard on or is that frowned upon?

as long as your not within touching distance :cool:

I'd say the French police will have a bone to pick with you over that.

barakus

shamblertine wrote: »

I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach.

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze.

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?

Its important to have ambitions:D

Lana80

They mightn't notice

danjo-xx

What is the difference between getting an erection on a nudist beach or on a non nudist beach, isn't it just nature taking its course..... assuming there is no hidden agenda!

shamblertine

JonnyM wrote: »

as long as your not within touching distance :cool:

but splattering distance is fine yeah?

shamblertine

barakus wrote: »

Its important to have ambitions:D

hey the heart wants what the heart wants!

WeeBushy

shamblertine wrote: »

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

Funniest sentence I've read in a long time. Well played sir.

stovelid

After Hours is going to be displaying more locks than a hardware shop when the mods get in from the boozer.

kumate_champ07

nudity is natural, erections are natural. you wont be arrested


"About the penis: This confers with the human intelligence and sometimes has intelligence of itself, and although the will of the man desires to stimulate it, it remains obstinate and takes its own course, and moving sometmes of itself without licence or thought by the man, whether he be asleep or waking, it does what it desires. Many times the man wishes it to practice and it does not wish to; many times it wishes to and the man forbids it. It seems, therefore, that this creature has often a life and intelligence separate from man and it would appear that the man is in the wrong in being ashamed to give it a name or exhibit, seeking rather constantly to cover and conceal what he ought to adorn and display with ceremony as one who serves."
Leonardo da Vinci

Dudess

OP, I doubt you're gonna get arrested for something that's totally natural.

c4cat

You could always use yr dick to catapult pebbles across the beach

newmills

shamblertine wrote: »

I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach.

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze.

I just really want to be naked and hard in public but don't want to get sent down for a night or two after doing so.

So can I do this at a nudist beach without fear of the long arm of the law?

You sir are a legend and i salute your idea of going to a nudist beach to stroll about with a diamond cutter....however....if any of my daughters brought home a sick cnut like you..i'd cut you to pieces and feed you to the pigs!!

Dothehustle

JonnyM wrote: »

as long as your not within touching distance :cool:

meh not worth going then

bnt

Plenty of sand around - just lie face down and dig a hole.

WeeBushy

bnt wrote: »

Plenty of sand around - just lie face down and dig a hole.

giggidy giggidy...

shamblertine

bnt wrote: »

Plenty of sand around - just lie face down and dig a hole.

nah getting sand in my penis puts me in a bad mood

kumate_champ07

maybe if you pitched a tent on the beach just incase?

OutlawPete

Dudess wrote: »

OP, I doubt you're gonna get arrested for something that's totally natural.

Depends what he's doing with it and who he's looking at

Would be an Irish beach anyway .. there too damn cold to get an erection.

At least, that was my excuse and I'm sticking to it

Thrill

shamblertine wrote: »

I really want to find some hairy milf or a group of young women and settle down within a stones throw of them and just spread out on the sand with a massive erection and see what they do.

They might take a look at it and go "meh"

punchdrunk

take feckee magee with you! and a laptop!!

Dudess

OutlawPete wrote: »

Depends what he's doing with it and who he's looking at

True - except ascertaining the erection's source might be a difficult one. :pac:

Would be an Irish beach anyway .. there too damn cold to get an erection.

At least, that was my excuse and I'm sticking to it

The cold was certainly welcomed by many men (and women) at the Spencer Tunick get nekkid thing in Blarney.

CrazyRabbit

From experience, nobody will care. At least on most beaches.

In some places it is considered good manners to temporarily cover yourself with a towel.

BTW, here's a thought that might ruin your fantasy. There will likely be children on the beach...naked children looking at you.

Are you really sure it's such a good idea now?

Midnight_EG

barakus wrote: »

Its important to have ambitions:D

I find it too funny that the only two people to thank this post were brummytom and Ferris_Bueller.


Seriously....wow!

Make the connection people :P

johnnyrotten

It Wouldn't STAND UP in court

Overheal

being naked in public, I question wether your little johnny wont just be too shy to come out and play altogether.

ascanbe

If anyone takes you to task, just start walking towards the sea and tell them you're engaging in a spot of water divining/dowsing.

smcgiff

What happened, your trench coat get lost at the cleaners?

TamNaz

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

From experience, nobody will care. At least on most beaches.

In some places it is considered good manners to temporarily cover yourself with a towel.

BTW, here's a thought that might ruin your fantasy. There will likely be children on the beach...naked children looking at you.

Are you really sure it's such a good idea now?

The little ones are always up for a game of ring toss on the beach.

He'd be nothing more than a benevolent hero, as long as he stands still.

andrew

Have you ever seen the kind of people who go to a nudist beach? You're probably going to need to pack some Viagra.

Spastafarian

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

"About the penis: This confers with the human intelligence and sometimes has intelligence of itself, and although the will of the man desires to stimulate it, it remains obstinate and takes its own course, and moving sometmes of itself without licence or thought by the man, whether he be asleep or waking, it does what it desires. Many times the man wishes it to practice and it does not wish to; many times it wishes to and the man forbids it. It seems, therefore, that this creature has often a life and intelligence separate from man and it would appear that the man is in the wrong in being ashamed to give it a name or exhibit, seeking rather constantly to cover and conceal what he ought to adorn and display with ceremony as one who serves."
Leonardo da Vinci

c4cat wrote: »

You could always use yr dick to catapult pebbles across the beach

That's Leonardo da Vinci too isn't it?

Sharpshooter

shamblertine wrote: »

I'm thinking of going to France during the summer and have toyed with the idea of trying out a nudist beach.


Maybe take a walk down the by the water's edge with the cool lick of the waves lapping at my hairy ankles with a massive chunk of my knob swaying in the bursts of tepid sea breeze.

Closed for lack of pics.