Repercussions of a Wish- a horrible conundrum

powerfade · 10-12-2009 01:26PM #1

Ok this is a debate me and my buddies have been having for years always bringing new people into the debate and asking their opinion. The results are widely varying and people change their mind frequently whilst trying to answer it.

Ok this the scenario and works for both guys and gals. You find Aladdins lamp and he grants you 1 wish to sleep with anyone you want in the world. My wish being to sleep with Eva Mendes(my favourite lady in the world bar none), Aladdin being a good little genie grants this wish, however with one little, I mean huge catch, whatever I do to Eva Mendes on my one night of passion with her, I also have to do exactly the same things with the ugliest, smelliest, sweatiest, heaviest woman the world has ever known the night after.

So the debate is, firstly would you do this(I would) knowing that you have to sleep with said ugliest woman in the world the next night but more importantly what would you do with your selected partner. Now knowing you have to sleep with the horrible mutant the next night, would you caress her all night long, kissing every crevice of her body, using every position you know, French kiss her, go downtown, a little bit of rimming maybe?? etc etc…… or would you just go for a quickie missionary or doggie, no kissing, sickened you can’t do what you really want but knowing it’s going to save you from hours of disgust and vomiting the next night that will leave you with nightmares for the rest of your life and maybe make you sexually impotent. Pics below to set the scene….

Lads/Ladies would love to hear yere opinion on this, how far would you go and please state who your ideal partner would be as well?

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Buceph · 10-12-2009 01:30PM

Can you choose to do the ugger the first night so you've something to look forward to? If you did your choice first the next night would be on your mind and you wouldn't enjoy it. Reverse the nights though and it might be doable.

(Also the uggo would have to be the same age as my choice, banging a granny would be too much.)

AnonoBoy · 10-12-2009 01:32PM

But I sleep with me every night. Why would I need the wish?

Jet Black · 10-12-2009 01:33PM

Eva Mendes not work it tbh.

wudangclan · 10-12-2009 01:34PM

In situations like this I always ask myself....'what would Feeky Magee do?'

Duggy747 · 10-12-2009 01:35PM

I'd go with Asia Argento or Rachel Weisz or Jennifer Connelly or Laura Prepon (Hot Donna!

)

Then I'd screw the genie over (or maybe share my wish with him after I'm done) so that he winds up having to do the filthy stuff I did to the fat, sweaty, ugly woman.

powerfade · 10-12-2009 01:42PM

Buceph wrote: »

Can you choose to do the ugger the first night so you've something to look forward to? If you did your choice first the next night would be on your mind and you wouldn't enjoy it. Reverse the nights though and it might be doable.

(Also the uggo would have to be the same age as my choice, banging a granny would be too much.)

Ya you could do the uggo the first night but imo you wouldn't do anything too extravagant with her and then you would be crying the next night with your fantasy woman saying 'i wish I'd done this, wish I'd done taht'

powerfade · 10-12-2009 01:43PM

PirateShampoo wrote: »

I would make sure your Ma was busy that night.

but then you'd end up with your ma and that would be double bad.....

Duggy747 · 10-12-2009 01:44PM

powerfade wrote: »

Ya you could do the uggo the first night but imo you wouldn't do anything too extravagant with her and then you would be crying the next night with your fantasy woman saying 'i wish I'd done this, wish I'd done taht'

What if you gave your wish girl a rim job :eek:

The following night with the ugger: *Pulls dingleberries aside* "Eurgh God!"

kowloon · 10-12-2009 02:09PM

You could always give yourself a good dose of the rohypnol for the second one.

DOC09UNAM · 10-12-2009 02:12PM

Well, there's no rule disqualifying drink from the second night, or a blindfold.

so drink + blindfold for uggo = every hole is a goal.

ch750536 · 10-12-2009 02:52PM

Well, the second night, lets just say maybe it'll kill Thatcher making it a win\win.

slipss · 10-12-2009 03:07PM

Psshh easy one, go nuts with the hot chick and down a bottle and a half of Jagermeister before you have to go on the mutt. This way for the rest of your life you'll only have the memory of the hot chick.

Acoshla · 10-12-2009 03:09PM

powerfade wrote: »

Aladdin being a good little genie

Aladdin isn't a genie

Wagon · 10-12-2009 03:20PM

If it meant that i could sleep with Olga Kurylenko and then have an excuse to get completely pissed afterwards before going at Dirtyfatty Mc Minger, then...probably.

--Kaiser-- · 10-12-2009 03:46PM

slipss wrote: »

Psshh easy one, go nuts with the hot chick and down a bottle and a half of Jagermeister before you have to go on the mutt.

If I had a bottle and a half of Jaeger I'd be lucky to raise a smile.

Good thinking though, to quote an old housemate of mine "Beauty is only a lightswitch away"

Warfi · 10-12-2009 03:54PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

*Pulls dingleberries aside* "Eurgh God!"

:D:D:D:D

Picasso-faced friend
Dingleberries

don't mind me, I'm just compiling a dictionary of Duggy747-isms.

:D:D I cannot stop laughing!

MissIT · 10-12-2009 04:13PM

Oh god no way!!! What if the hot one wasn't even good in bed then your stuck with still having to sleep with the ugly one.

bluto63 · 10-12-2009 04:44PM

MissIT wrote: »

Oh god no way!!! What if the hot one wasn't even good in bed then your stuck with still having to sleep with the ugly one.

But then the ugly one could be really good in bed, so it kinda balances out! ....In an odd way

Latchy · 10-12-2009 04:50PM

Put a sack over the ugly ones head and pretend it's the goodlooking one but then you have that body to contend with ......not easy

powerfade · 10-12-2009 05:06PM

MissIT wrote: »

Oh god no way!!! What if the hot one wasn't even good in bed then your stuck with still having to sleep with the ugly one.

Well you only have to do with the ugly one what you did with the hot one, have a sneaky feeling Eva Mendes would be unbelieveable in the sack as well.

Also to all who would get ****faced before shagging the ugly beast, if you can't perform like you did for the hot one you would have to go at it again at a later unconfirmed as of yet date!! Double fukn torture!!

funk-you · 10-12-2009 05:09PM

Latchy wrote: »

Put a sack over the ugly ones head and pretend it's the goodlooking one but then you have that body to contend with ......not easy

What is it with sacks on heads? Do you people not have eyelids?

-Funk

MissIT · 10-12-2009 05:16PM

powerfade wrote: »

Well you only have to do with the ugly one what you did with the hot one, have a sneaky feeling Eva Mendes would be unbelieveable in the sack as well.

Also to all who would get ****faced before shagging the ugly beast, if you can't perform like you did for the hot one you would have to go at it again at a later unconfirmed as of yet date!! Double fukn torture!!

Even if you only have to do what you done with the hot one you still have to sleep with them. You will prob never get the image of the ugly one out of your head.

Also imagine if i found the ugly one was better in bed than Robbert Pattinson (yummy).. my world would be shattered!!! with repercussions like that i think id give it a skip!!

Then again a night with Robbert Pattinson.. *drools

BOHtox · 10-12-2009 05:17PM

beauty is only a light switch away

mathie · 10-12-2009 05:32PM

I've heard this before but it was a joke and it ended with Paddy Irishman drinking a bottle of spirits, shagging a tiger and then asking 'Where's this tiger I have to wrestle?'

Latchy · 10-12-2009 06:19PM

funk-you wrote: »

What is it with sacks on heads? Do you people not have eyelids?

-Funk

Well as BOHtox said below

BOHtox wrote: »

beauty is only a light switch away

Wibbs · 10-12-2009 07:02PM

Yep I'd do it and go to town on both of them. Sex is sex and the otherwise dodgy looking lassie may well be a great laugh. Powerfade, I would suggest if a genie does visit us both at a similar time, pick a different night for Ms. Mendes as otherwise you may find my scrawny arse in the way of any progress on your part. Then again maybe that's your bag? Good manners to warn a chap before jumping in though :eek::D

jd007 · 10-12-2009 08:44PM

You and your friend have spent years discussing this?

renko · 10-12-2009 09:29PM

If Eva Mendes was doing this wish thing, would you be on her first or second night?

powerfade · 10-12-2009 09:38PM

jd007 wrote: »

You and your friend have spent years discussing this?

Good contribution JD, it has come up in discussion over the years, think its funny imagining all the filth you would love to do to your fav girl but then thinking you would have to do exactly the same thing to the dirtbird.

Wibbs wrote: »

Yep I'd do it and go to town on both of them. Sex is sex and the otherwise dodgy looking lassie may well be a great laugh. Powerfade, I would suggest if a genie does visit us both at a similar time, pick a different night for Ms. Mendes as otherwise you may find my scrawny arse in the way of any progress on your part. Then again maybe that's your bag? Good manners to warn a chap before jumping in though :eek::D

Haha Wibbs, not dodgy, the worst bird you could ever imagine, going downtown to the smelliest, dirtiest snatch you could ever imagine. Now I'm off to find that genie before your scrawany arse gets to Eva first:D....*walks off whistling in hope..

TouchingVirus · 10-12-2009 11:33PM

Wagon wrote: »

If it meant that i could sleep with Olga Kurylenko and then have an excuse to get completely pissed afterwards before going at Dirtyfatty Mc Minger, then...probably.

Thread was soooo worth it just for this name drop :eek:

Repercussions of a Wish- a horrible conundrum

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