Boiling Milk In A Kettle?

Saltour Sossiez · 10-12-2009 07:57PM #1

Have you ever tried it? My stove and microwave are
both broken and I need something to heat the milk for my cereal in the morning.

MagicMarker · 10-12-2009 07:58PM

Or you could just have it cold like a normal person.

Kradock · 10-12-2009 07:59PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

Or you could just have it cold like a normal person.

Whats normal about drinking milk.

Duggy747 · 10-12-2009 08:01PM

No but somebody told me a good idea about pissing into the kettle at work if you get fired!

pikachucheeks · 10-12-2009 08:01PM

Try it and see what happens.
You might be picking bits of kettle out of your face for the next few months though!

MagicMarker · 10-12-2009 08:01PM

Kradock wrote: »

Whats normal about drinking milk.

What's normal about your face?:pac:

NothingMan · 10-12-2009 08:01PM

Kradock wrote: »

Whats normal about drinking milk.

Everything.... If you just pop over to your Mothers whenever ya want some Frosties!

\Edit. And it's warm as well. Win win.

TheZohanS · 10-12-2009 08:01PM

Saltour Sossiez wrote: »

Have you ever tried it? My stove and microwave are
both broken and I need something to heat the milk for my cereal in the morning.

Why don't you try it now and let us know how you get on?

TheZohanS · 10-12-2009 08:02PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

What's normal about your face?:pac:

There's no need for that.

Jax Teller · 10-12-2009 08:02PM

Hot milk rocks

..

Kradock · 10-12-2009 08:04PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

What's normal about your face?:pac:

nothing , it is exceptional , beautifully formed and something to behold, like my cock

admiralofthefleet · 10-12-2009 08:04PM

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Try it and see what happens.
You might be picking bits of kettle out of your face for the next few months though!

like father bigley

Blush_01 · 10-12-2009 08:05PM

I'm seeing an Animaniacs-style "Good Idea, Bad Idea" clip on You-Tube in your future...

Sea Sharp · 10-12-2009 08:07PM

Here's a better suggestion:
Try it with petrol.

orourkeda · 10-12-2009 08:07PM

Milk should be served cold.

If you start warming milk you may as well start drinking warm beer too.

actuallylike · 10-12-2009 08:07PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

like father bigley

Exactly like Father Bigley.

phasers · 10-12-2009 08:09PM

Put a cup of milk into a pot of boiling water like they do with baby bottles, that way your kettle isn't wrecked

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 10-12-2009 08:10PM

oooooh, I was at a house party one night where a fella decides to make hot ones so pours a bottle of jameson in a kettle...
About a minute in other people started to see what was happening and freaked thinking that it would blow up and they'd all be disfigured like Brian Cowen
So there's a grapple between the dude who put it on and the homeowner trying to turn it off and it ends up splashing on their arms and they got the nastiest blisters I've ever seen, it was just in spots where the drops hit them but those spots blistered out about 20mm!

So, its a ****in stupid idea. But seeing as its only milk its worth a go...

dunnomede? · 10-12-2009 08:10PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

like father bigley

Father Fitzgibbon, thing about him was he looked like a cup...great big ears, like handles!

4zn76tysfajdxp · 10-12-2009 08:10PM

phasers wrote: »

Put a cup of milk into a pot of boiling water like they do with baby bottles, that way your kettle isn't wrecked

Sssshhhhhh... it's the only way he'll learn...

admiralofthefleet · 10-12-2009 08:10PM

actuallylike wrote: »

Exactly like Father Bigley.

/nods

hooradiation · 10-12-2009 08:10PM

for the love of god don't do it.

The milk will boil alright, then stick to the kettle so you'll have to clean the entire fucking thing.
Or get used to the smell and taste of burnt milk every time you use it.

Your call.

phasers · 10-12-2009 08:12PM

Chase Eager Upholstery wrote: »

Sssshhhhhh... it's the only way he'll learn...

This is the thanks I get for being helpful?

I'm going back to borderline trolling so

CR 7 · 10-12-2009 08:14PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Milk should be served cold.

If you start warming milk you may as well start drinking warm beer too.

Milk should be warm.

Cows are warm. Milk is cows. Milk is warm.

electrogrimey · 10-12-2009 08:17PM

the_pm_of_17 wrote: »

Milk should be warm.

Cows are warm. Milk is cows. Milk is warm.

Milk should have black bits in it.

Cows have black bits. Milk is cows. Milk has black bits.

NothingMan · 10-12-2009 08:17PM

the_pm_of_17 wrote: »

Milk should be warm.

Cows are warm. Milk is cows. Milk is warm.

Just pictured this.

pebbles21 · 10-12-2009 08:19PM

Saltour Sossiez wrote: »

Have you ever tried it? My stove and microwave are
both broken

Guess whose being eating Pot Noodles all week ?

Jet Black · 10-12-2009 08:20PM

I heard somewhere that if you yell for 2 years it generates enough heat for a cup of water.
I assume the same would work for milk.

Try it let us know how you get on.

SoWatchaWant · 10-12-2009 08:22PM

What kind of monster heats up milk?

admiralofthefleet · 10-12-2009 08:25PM

serious reply:

the elements in the kettle would probably burn the milk and give it that burned porridge taste

kumate_champ07 · 10-12-2009 08:27PM

your not actually supposed to boil milk, you bring it to under the boil or else you alter the taste and a skin will form on top. your kettle wont explode, it will just be very hard to clean. but a new kettle can be got for 5euro these days so if you really need it fire ahead

you could also use a large candle or if you have a fireplace you could heat the saucepan over it with a small fire

this reminds me of when I made my first cup of coffee(around age 8), I didnt use the kettle I just used the hot water tap!

Boiling Milk In A Kettle?

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