Boiling Milk In A Kettle?

donmeister

OP dont use the kettle to boil the milk, it will make a mess.

Instead just put a lighter until the carton for a minute or two.

CrazyRabbit

Does it have to be hot? Would 'warm' be ok? If so, just get the milk directly from the cow.

SoupyNorman

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

... just get the milk directly from the cow.

And if shes still at work then just boil it.

pikachucheeks

dunnomede? wrote: »

Father Fitzgibbon, thing about him was he looked like a cup...great big ears, like handles!

I think what we should all do now is... tell a few ghost stories!

iora_rua

Look, just boil up WATER in the kettle, pour said water into bowl/basin, put the milk into a pyrex jug, sit the jug in wherever you've put the water - leave it for about ten minutes or so, stirring occasionally. . . . .don't put milk in the kettle, unless you plan on getting a new one for Christmas!

dr.bollocko

Chuck a few eggs in there and all young man. Need your protein.

AckwelFoley

boiled milk,actually any milk other than ice cold milk is disgusting

facekicker kicks people of your ilk, in the face

jester77

Bring the carton of milk to bed with you, should be nice and warm when you wake up in the morning.

captainspeckle

I know a guy who used to boil his eggs in a kettle.

poor devil didnt have a hob.

CamperMan

Duggy747 wrote: »

No but somebody told me a good idea about pissing into the kettle at work if you get fired!

I did that (about 20 years ago)... made some gobsh!te a cup of tea, 50% urine... he loved it and wanted another cup :eek:

ceegee

captainspeckle wrote: »

I know a guy who used to boil his eggs in a kettle.

poor devil didnt have a hob.

Im guessing Im not the only one who misread that first time round?

Walsh

Have ye not got a microwave? Stick your cold milk & cereal in a bowl, place it in the microwave, stick it on for as much as ye want and hey presto.

CamperMan

Walsh wrote: »

Have ye not got a microwave? Stick your cold milk & cereal in a bowl, place it in the microwave, stick it on for as much as ye want and hey presto.

the OP said his microwave was broken

Walsh

CamperMan wrote: »

the OP said his microwave was broken

Thanks for that, just not with it tonight, thought I read my stove and oven are broke, which sounds more retarded.

blubloblu

Leave it out in the sun for a while.

SoupyNorman

blubloblu wrote: »

Leave it out in the sun for a while.

In Ireland??

kildara

captainspeckle wrote: »

I know a guy who used to boil his eggs in a kettle.

poor devil didnt have a hob.

ceegee wrote: »

Im guessing Im not the only one who misread that first time round?

No me too.
Poor divil didnt have a job.
This recession has no conscience.

pebbles21

Ask your next door neighbour can you use his/her microwave for a minute!

friendface

kildara wrote: »

No me too.
Poor divil didnt have a job.
This recession has no conscience.

Actually, I read it as;

Poor devil didnt have a knob

Strange :rolleyes:

PFJSplitter

Exhaust manifold works well........

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It will work better if you heat the milk in the toaster.










Btw dont do this or you will look stupid.....and dead.

smiley girl

iora_rua wrote: »

Look, just boil up WATER in the kettle, pour said water into bowl/basin, put the milk into a pyrex jug, sit the jug in wherever you've put the water - leave it for about ten minutes or so, stirring occasionally. . . . .don't put milk in the kettle, unless you plan on getting a new one for Christmas!

Now that is a very clever idea! most helpful reply to OP question methinks!

jester77 wrote: »

Bring the carton of milk to bed with you, should be nice and warm when you wake up in the morning.

Yea, warm but sour I would suspect!

captainspeckle wrote: »

I know a guy who used to boil his eggs in a kettle.

poor devil didnt have a hob.

I have done that, not because my hob wouldn't work, just because I wanted to see if it really worked and it does! Only thing was you have to boil the kettle a couple of times to properly cook the eggs!:D

Cupcake_Crisis

Get a new apartment!!!

VinnyTGM

Warm milk is crap.

Stella777

you could heat it on your car engine. There's actually a whole cookbook for cooking this way while you take road trips.

wudangclan

Make your own cooker.
If you have a metal tube ,like for tomato puree,slice off both ends,so now you have a rectangle.
Now on one side only,cut out a square in the middle,the entire width of the tube.
Now bend the tube at the square,so you have 3 squares on lying down (with the square you cut out facing down) and 2 squares,one on each side sticking straight up in the air.
Now get a tissue ,the ones in those little packets are best,and put it through the square you cut out,until they come out the ends,about a centimetre or 2 should suffice.
Now get an old tin ,large enough to fit the tube inside ,and taller than the sticky up bits with the tissue sticking out.
Pour some oil into the tin.
Wait a few minutes and it will soak up the tissue,then light.
If it's too smoky ,your wick is too high,bring it down a bit.
This will suffice for your cooking needs.

*giggles*

Whatever you do OP, don't let it boil over. Tis a bítch to clean up:(

marxcoo

warm it on a rad. If you have heating that is. There's every chance you don't by the sound of it though. Warm milk is the business, put some honey in it too.

Herbal Deity

1. Pour milk in glass.
2. Boil some water in kettle.
3. Pour boiling water into a bowl.
4. Sit glass containing milk into centre of bowl.
5. Wait.

Tea-a-Maria

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

What kind of monster heats up milk?

Hot chocolate anyone??:D