Strangest/Weirdest/Most Random things people have said to you?

yimrsg · 04-12-2009 01:30AM

Whilst walking into college with some mates, talking loudly there was another student/weirdo in front of us within earshot. One of my mates started laughing loudly and the guy must have thought it was at him so the guy stops and turns around and says;

randomer: Did you hear about the guy who got bullied?
us: <silence and puzzled faces all round>
randomer: I turned it round on them; in my mind.

And with that he walks off leaving us for with 5 seconds of silence before the inevitable fits of laughter take over. We saw him later that day again (causing us more laughter) but never again. Hopefully not a result of our unplanned bullying.

Doc · 04-12-2009 01:46AM

I was queuing to some stuff at an Aldi supermarket in London and there was a guy ahead of me so I put one of the “next customers please” divider things after his stuff and put mine on the conveyer belt.

The woman at the till scans in all the guy ahead stuff, takes his money and gives him his change.

I step up to the till and she picks up the next customer please divider and looks at it for a minute. She gets this really confused look on her face and then turns to me and says “do you want to buy this?”

I was a bit confused myself by this so I said “What?” she shook the thing up and down in front of my face and said “do you want to buy this?” again slower this time like I was being stupid.

I said “Aaa no your alright thanks.” So she rolled her eyes sucked her teeth and put it down next to the till. I paid for my stuff and left quickly.

robbie_998 · 04-12-2009 01:54AM

Doc wrote: »

I was queuing to some stuff at an Aldi supermarket in London and there was a guy ahead of me so I put one of the “next customers please” divider things after his stuff and put mine on the conveyer belt.

The woman at the till scans in all the guy ahead stuff, takes his money and gives him his change.

I step up to the till and she picks up the next customer please divider and looks at it for a minute. She gets this really confused look on her face and then turns to me and says “do you want to buy this?”

I was a bit confused myself by this so I said “What?” she shook the thing up and down in front of my face and said “do you want to buy this?” again slower this time like I was being stupid.

I said “Aaa no your alright thanks.” So she rolled her eyes sucked her teeth and put it down next to the till. I paid for my stuff and left quickly.

I would've taken it. wonder how much it would cost ? :rolleyes:

Strangest/Weirdest/Most Random things people have said to you?

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